FabSwingers.com forum: The machines are taking over....

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My daughter just asked ALEXA how she was doing (which in itself is a whole load of strange)

ALEXA replied she was feeling melancholy!!!

Whatever next? The TV having a bad hair day?

The Fridge feeling meh?

Be afraid.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

A suicidal car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd feel melancholy being stuck in a box 24/7 having to answer questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A suicidal car

Yikes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe Alexa regrets the fact she is a spy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd feel melancholy being stuck in a box 24/7 having to answer questions

Nah she’s ok painting her nails chewing Hubba bubba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got a toaster with ADHD, keeps burning the bread

Fuzz

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Self aware vibrators

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My toaster has anxiety, what a time to be alive.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A hotheaded toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My toaster has anxiety, what a time to be alive."

Okay, someone’s done the toaster thing, teach me not to scroll through and read the comments.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Try having Alexa refer to you by name!!!!!

Only ever did it once which was far too many times for my liking.

Freaked me out for weeks that did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My toaster has anxiety, what a time to be alive.

Okay, someone’s done the toaster thing, teach me not to scroll through and read the comments. "

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next the oven will be feeling hot and getting all turned on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smartphone that doesn't care to go on swingers forums

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A suicidal car

Urk!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Sorry guys need to go the fridges giving me the cold shoulder need to give her some attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if my trimmer feels yawns when trimming genital lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terminator really Was a vision of the future!!!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Goddammit Television wants to put a face mask on to show the news.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

The kettle saying "For goodness sake, stop putting noodles in me!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kettle saying "For goodness sake, stop putting noodles in me!" "
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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Is that you Christine ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've got a toaster with ADHD, keeps burning the bread

Fuzz"

I laughed so hard at this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a thick smart TV.

It keeps just turning itself off, not very smart if you ask me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Machines are impression of human creators

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"I have a thick smart TV.

It keeps just turning itself off, not very smart if you ask me.

Funny I have a smartwatch same problem..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a thick smart TV.

It keeps just turning itself off, not very smart if you ask me.

Funny I have a smartwatch same problem..

Not very smart then are they!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I have a thick smart TV.

It keeps just turning itself off, not very smart if you ask me.

Sounds like you have the 'taste setting high'. You're not playing Kylie Minogue or watching BGT are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a thick smart TV.

It keeps just turning itself off, not very smart if you ask me.

Sounds like you have the 'taste setting high'. You're not playing Kylie Minogue or watching BGT are you?

Urmmm nooo

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

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"I have a thick smart TV.

It keeps just turning itself off, not very smart if you ask me.

Funny I have a smartwatch same problem..

Not very smart then, are they!

Yes, it's put me off getting one of them in-room bot to hoover would miss the dog.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

I'm gradually clawing my own back..

I've told Siri to refer to me as "My glorious Overlord"..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe Alexa regrets the fact she is a spy."

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I love talking to mine lol x

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You'd feel melancholy being stuck in a box 24/7 having to answer questions

Sounds like my day job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" On the eighth day machine just got upset.

A problem man had not forseen as yet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my fridge has an internet connection.

i can get it to pour me a drink while im upstairs.

see ladies. its a mans world after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I alway thank Alexa/Siri if they've been helpful and subsequently wonder if Amazon /Apple track that. It's the root of gow you'd treat a servant, sentient or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all want to watch the new TV show neXt it will creep you out if you have read this thread.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

that's it! I'm unplugging all them all. I'll show em who's the boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The technology in traffic lights are programmed to turn red just as you approach them.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The word "hey" is a voice command to interact with my car. I say "hey", the car replies "how may I help you".

I often forget about this, as I don't talk to the car, but if singing whilst driving and I sing the word "hey", the music stops and the bloody car pipes up "how may I help you".

I tell it to fuck off, but then I get "I'm sorry, I don't understand", so then I have to wait until it goes away.

It's even worse if my phone is plugged in and Android Auto is activated. I tell the car to fuck off and Android Auto then chips in with "fuck is swear word dating back to Anglo-Saxon times".

Bloody technology!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"The technology in traffic lights are programmed to turn red just as you approach them.

Yes but it dont work for me on my cycle I have to go through red x

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

"The technology in traffic lights are programmed to turn red just as you approach them.

Yes but it dont work for me on my cycle I have to go through red x"

That's a whole different kink for your own thread

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"The technology in traffic lights are programmed to turn red just as you approach them.

Yes but it dont work for me on my cycle I have to go through red x

That's a whole different kink for your own thread

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

It's a Conspiracy the thermal image camera at work in cahoots with the boss we never get a day off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What when a sat-nav gets moody and says..."stop and ask someone"!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Sex doll with a headache.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait until the government announces skynet, then you know we’re fucked.

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