FabSwingers.com forum: I’m looking for a shag......

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

....... and anyone will do.

I’ll even wear a bag on me head if it helps

Love and peace

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Shall I send my what3words?

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Bicester

Carpetright (other stores are available) might have some good shag carpets for you. Do you have any preference on colours, sizes, feels?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Shall I send my what3words?"

PM me hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There birds here called that OP

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Will a cormorant do? Mr.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Carpetright (other stores are available) might have some good shag carpets for you. Do you have any preference on colours, sizes, feels?"

I’m very inclusive but saying that I prefer a deep shag. I’m only human after all.

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

I'm looking for my glasses, we all have problems lol

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"There birds here called that OP

I’ve heard

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Will a cormorant do? Mr. "

Is it a Phalacrocoracidae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will a cormorant do? Mr. "

That’s the ones

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Gannet?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Gannet? "

No, just the one shag’ll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag Tonight?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Shag Tonight?"

We have coffee, buns and Haribos. Only safe shagging for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There birds here called that OP

I’ve heard

What have you heard

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Shag Tonight?"

Ooohhh Mrs

how very forward of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag Tonight?

We have coffee, buns and Haribos. Only safe shagging for us

I wonder if he's shagging. Finally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag Tonight?

Ooohhh Mrs

how very forward of you

Still a Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....... and anyone will do.

I’ll even wear a bag on me head if it helps

Love and peace

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It would help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag Tonight?"

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag Tonight?

Hello you

Hello from me

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Shag Tonight?

Ooohhh Mrs

how very forward of you

Still a Miss

No you’d be my Mrs for the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag Tonight?

Ooohhh Mrs

how very forward of you

Still a Miss

No you’d be my Mrs for the evening

Ding Dong

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"....... and anyone will do.

I’ll even wear a bag on me head if it helps

Love and peace

It would help!"

Err I’m the double of Antonio Banderas you know

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"....... and anyone will do.

I’ll even wear a bag on me head if it helps

Love and peace

It would help!

Err I’m the double of Antonio Banderas you know

Evidence?!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I feel in the mood for a shag tonight, will it happen though, that is the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel in the mood for a shag tonight, will it happen though, that is the question."

I feel like chicken tonight

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"....... and anyone will do.

I’ll even wear a bag on me head if it helps

Love and peace

It would help!

Err I’m the double of Antonio Banderas you know

Evidence?!

It’s on my fans only page

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I feel in the mood for a shag tonight, will it happen though, that is the question."

Play your cards right

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I feel in the mood for a shag tonight, will it happen though, that is the question.

Play your cards right

You don't get anything for a pair

Not in this game

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I feel in the mood for a shag tonight, will it happen though, that is the question.

Play your cards right

You don't get anything for a pair

Not in this game

Higher higher, good game

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

How bigs the bag?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I feel in the mood for a shag tonight, will it happen though, that is the question.

Play your cards right

Higher or lower

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I've only got rolling tobacco - is that an acceptable substitute?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"....... and anyone will do.

I’ll even wear a bag on me head if it helps

Love and peace

It would help!

Err I’m the double of Antonio Banderas you know

Evidence?!

It’s on my fans only page

We're on your OnlyFans, we pay subs every month

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How bigs the bag? "

It’s more of a glory hole bag if your interested?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I feel in the mood for a shag tonight, will it happen though, that is the question.

Play your cards right

Higher or lower"

Oohhh definitely lower

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I've only got rolling tobacco - is that an acceptable substitute?

From the baccy run?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"....... and anyone will do.

I’ll even wear a bag on me head if it helps

Love and peace

It would help!

Err I’m the double of Antonio Banderas you know

Evidence?!

It’s on my fans only page

We're on your OnlyFans, we pay subs every month

And quite right too. My material is worth every penny

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

have you tried turning it off then on again?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I feel in the mood for a shag tonight, will it happen though, that is the question.

Play your cards right

You don't get anything for a pair

Not in this game

Ohhhh we know a game to play that includes a pair....or two pairs...or more pairs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I feel in the mood for a shag tonight, will it happen though, that is the question.

Play your cards right

You don't get anything for a pair

Not in this game

Ohhhh we know a game to play that includes a pair....or two pairs...or more pairs

Twister?!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I've only got rolling tobacco - is that an acceptable substitute?

From the baccy run? "

Ask me no questions....

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I feel in the mood for a shag tonight, will it happen though, that is the question.

Play your cards right

You don't get anything for a pair

Not in this game

Ohhhh we know a game to play that includes a pair....or two pairs...or more pairs

I have a pair for this game

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"How bigs the bag?

It’s more of a glory hole bag if your interested?

Fuck sake do you speak through the hole?!?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I feel in the mood for a shag tonight, will it happen though, that is the question.

Play your cards right

You don't get anything for a pair

Not in this game

Ohhhh we know a game to play that includes a pair....or two pairs...or more pairs

Twister?!

Haven't played twister in years. I was always crap at it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I feel in the mood for a shag tonight, will it happen though, that is the question.

Play your cards right

You don't get anything for a pair

Not in this game

Ohhhh we know a game to play that includes a pair....or two pairs...or more pairs

Twister?!

Haven't played twister in years. I was always crap at it."

I'd just run everyone over nowadays

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How bigs the bag?

It’s more of a glory hole bag if your interested?

Fuck sake do you speak through the hole?!? "

Yes my Japs eye whistles a tune

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"How bigs the bag?

It’s more of a glory hole bag if your interested?

Fuck sake do you speak through the hole?!?

Yes my Japs eye whistles a tune

Video evidence or it doesn't happen

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How bigs the bag?

It’s more of a glory hole bag if your interested?

Fuck sake do you speak through the hole?!?

Yes my Japs eye whistles a tune

Video evidence or it doesn't happen

I think there’s still a boing vid somewhere on my profile and he’s whistling in that

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"How bigs the bag?

It’s more of a glory hole bag if your interested?

Fuck sake do you speak through the hole?!?

Yes my Japs eye whistles a tune

Video evidence or it doesn't happen

Jesus.. where’s the hole?!?!!

I think there’s still a boing vid somewhere on my profile and he’s whistling in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag Tonight?

We have coffee, buns and Haribos. Only safe shagging for us

I wonder if he's shagging. Finally."

...who’s Finally? is she nice?.... could anyone let me know?

I’ve tried Austerity Matters, and she’s nice but I’m not that keen on bdsm

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How bigs the bag?

It’s more of a glory hole bag if your interested?

Fuck sake do you speak through the hole?!?

Yes my Japs eye whistles a tune

Video evidence or it doesn't happen

Jesus.. where’s the hole?!?!!

Right on the end of the tip

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh ffs..... missed out again

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Oh ffs..... missed out again"

I doesn’t look like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for a boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel in the mood for a shag tonight, will it happen though, that is the question.

Play your cards right

You don't get anything for a pair

Not in this game

Shit! I just lost!!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll give you ladies a bag for your head as well just in case mine falls off

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Did you find your shag, Mr M? Or had he flown south for the winter?!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Did you find your shag, Mr M? Or had he flown south for the winter?!

I wish some bird would migrate South

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