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So we are in, who is going to join us? | |||
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"I'm in.  "Lorna your status for the next 30 minutes is : does anyone else find it erotic picking fluff out of your belly button
What have you got for me? | |||
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"I'm in.
Lorna your status for the next 30 minutes is : does anyone else find it erotic picking fluff out of your belly button
What have you got for me?"Oh my 
My inbox my not cope but I will give it a go. | |||
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"Just sent yours. "It’s up, let’s see how many weird messages that one prompts | |||
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"Yeah throw me in and pair me up... my local feed is dull tonight!" Just waiting for another willing victim, sorry participant | |||
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"Looking at the local updates and there seem to be a load of repetitive and mundane statuses going up, let’s give them something to be amused, confused or disgusted by. - Say you're in - We will pair you up with the next poster to say they are in. - Swap statuses either on the thread or in private. - Keep that status up for 30 minutes. - After 30 minutes check back in for a new swap partner or bow out. - Keep it legal
So we are in, who is going to join us?"Would love to join in | |||
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"I’m in this has surely got to make the evening much more interesting" Lady lover and _airytaleofnewpork get swapping | |||
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"Looking at the local updates and there seem to be a load of repetitive and mundane statuses going up, let’s give them something to be amused, confused or disgusted by. - Say you're in - We will pair you up with the next poster to say they are in. - Swap statuses either on the thread or in private. - Keep that status up for 30 minutes. - After 30 minutes check back in for a new swap partner or bow out. - Keep it legal
So we are in, who is going to join us?
Would love to join in"Candyfloss2000 and Datina, you are paired up, get swapping | |||
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"I’m in this has surely got to make the evening much more interesting Lady lover and _airytaleofnewpork get swapping "Ok here’s yours...am I the only one who gets turned on by a shell suit!? | |||
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"Just sent yours.
It’s up, let’s see how many weird messages that one prompts "Iv had some  ones. | |||
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"Just sent yours.
It’s up, let’s see how many weird messages that one prompts
Iv had some ones. "Please share | |||
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"Go on I’m in for a while "Sigma and Rugga Man, you are now status buddies. | |||
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"Well ours a usually fairly odd anyway... " Yours are usually very amusing, you two are partnered up with newyear desires | |||
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"Ok, cannot send it privately so here it is Rugga - Due to an ill advised ‘egg eating competition’, need ‘a human plunger’ to help unplug me. Over to you "You are a bad man | |||
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"If your swap partner has let you down then let us know and it’ll be a free for all to give you a random status "No status for me...let’s see what you’ve got | |||
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"If your swap partner has let you down then let us know and it’ll be a free for all to give you a random status
No status for me...let’s see what you’ve got "Me neither! I sent mine over x | |||
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"Well ours a usually fairly odd anyway... Yours are usually very amusing, you two are partnered up with newyear desires" Here’s yours....... Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography | |||
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"If your swap partner has let you down then let us know and it’ll be a free for all to give you a random status
No status for me...let’s see what you’ve got "I love the feeling of stinging nettles in my pants. | |||
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"I’m in bring it haha " How do you get snapping turtle to let go of a foreskin? Asking for a friend. | |||
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"If your swap partner has let you down then let us know and it’ll be a free for all to give you a random status
No status for me...let’s see what you’ve got
Me neither! I sent mine over x"Does anybody want to watch me play the flute? | |||
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"If your swap partner has let you down then let us know and it’ll be a free for all to give you a random status
No status for me...let’s see what you’ve got
I love the feeling of stinging nettles in my pants. "Done! | |||
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"I’m in bring it haha How do you get snapping turtle to let go of a foreskin? Asking for a friend. " And we’re up  | |||
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"Don’t know what this but in" Going in blind I like your enthusiasm, come up with a status for enigmatic angel | |||
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"Me!! Give me a status "Kmjr need a status and should reciprocate | |||
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"In like Flynn... " Your new status is : does anyone else shave their toes or is it just me? We need one back | |||
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"If your swap partner has let you down then let us know and it’ll be a free for all to give you a random status
No status for me...let’s see what you’ve got
Me neither! I sent mine over x
Does anybody want to watch me play the flute?"My in box is very full of fellow musicians lmao!! X | |||
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"My in box is very full of fellow musicians lmao!! X" the flute is very melodic | |||
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"Looks like my ‘egg mayonnaise’ status will not get it’s 30 mins of fame ... oh well " That’s a shame, we need a new one so give it to us | |||
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"I'm in" Yours is : does anyone know the best way to get caramel out of pubic hair? | |||
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"Looks like my ‘egg mayonnaise’ status will not get it’s 30 mins of fame ... oh well That’s a shame, we need a new one so give it to us "Lol my PM got blocked and I have been banned from PM’ing for an hour .... lol do not reference other website !!! | |||
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"Looks like my ‘egg mayonnaise’ status will not get it’s 30 mins of fame ... oh well That’s a shame, we need a new one so give it to us
Lol my PM got blocked and I have been banned from PM’ing for an hour .... lol do not reference other website !!!"Post it in the thread, getting blocked you naughty man | |||
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"I’m in " Abuncast your status is: I once got caught shoplifting from Anne Summers, can you guess what I took? | |||
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"Looks like my ‘egg mayonnaise’ status will not get it’s 30 mins of fame ... oh well That’s a shame, we need a new one so give it to us
Lol my PM got blocked and I have been banned from PM’ing for an hour .... lol do not reference other website !!!
Post it in the thread, getting blocked you naughty man "LOL, I will need to remove the other website or I will get in trouble !! | |||
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"Looks like my ‘egg mayonnaise’ status will not get it’s 30 mins of fame ... oh well That’s a shame, we need a new one so give it to us
Lol my PM got blocked and I have been banned from PM’ing for an hour .... lol do not reference other website !!!
Post it in the thread, getting blocked you naughty man "Ok, here is one I did a few weeks ago .... Just posted pics of me on the toilet eating a kebab, fab me and then ‘cum’ and see the ‘explosive’ results on ‘choose premium media of your choice’ x | |||
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"Looks like my ‘egg mayonnaise’ status will not get it’s 30 mins of fame ... oh well That’s a shame, we need a new one so give it to us
Lol my PM got blocked and I have been banned from PM’ing for an hour .... lol do not reference other website !!!
Post it in the thread, getting blocked you naughty man
LOL, I will need to remove the other website or I will get in trouble !!"We will assume you are referencing Hellman’s and move on then. You are still in need of a status so given your profile pic: does anyone want to finger my organ? | |||
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"Looks like my ‘egg mayonnaise’ status will not get it’s 30 mins of fame ... oh well That’s a shame, we need a new one so give it to us
Lol my PM got blocked and I have been banned from PM’ing for an hour .... lol do not reference other website !!!
Post it in the thread, getting blocked you naughty man
LOL, I will need to remove the other website or I will get in trouble !!
We will assume you are referencing Hellman’s and move on then. You are still in need of a status so given your profile pic: does anyone want to finger my organ? "Done | |||
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"Looks like my ‘egg mayonnaise’ status will not get it’s 30 mins of fame ... oh well That’s a shame, we need a new one so give it to us
Lol my PM got blocked and I have been banned from PM’ing for an hour .... lol do not reference other website !!!
Post it in the thread, getting blocked you naughty man
LOL, I will need to remove the other website or I will get in trouble !!
We will assume you are referencing Hellman’s and move on then. You are still in need of a status so given your profile pic: does anyone want to finger my organ? "PMSL. Just saw your status and when you read the profile you wrote about it about...not meeting for obvious reasons...it does now appear it’s cos you can’t get off the loo and not covid lol | |||
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"Looks like my ‘egg mayonnaise’ status will not get it’s 30 mins of fame ... oh well That’s a shame, we need a new one so give it to us
Lol my PM got blocked and I have been banned from PM’ing for an hour .... lol do not reference other website !!!
Post it in the thread, getting blocked you naughty man
LOL, I will need to remove the other website or I will get in trouble !!
We will assume you are referencing Hellman’s and move on then. You are still in need of a status so given your profile pic: does anyone want to finger my organ? "God bless you, just seen it on your status xxxx | |||
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"Me!! Give me a status
Kmjr need a status and should reciprocate "They Enjoyed theirs | |||
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"Looks like my ‘egg mayonnaise’ status will not get it’s 30 mins of fame ... oh well That’s a shame, we need a new one so give it to us
Lol my PM got blocked and I have been banned from PM’ing for an hour .... lol do not reference other website !!!
Post it in the thread, getting blocked you naughty man
LOL, I will need to remove the other website or I will get in trouble !!
We will assume you are referencing Hellman’s and move on then. You are still in need of a status so given your profile pic: does anyone want to finger my organ?
PMSL. Just saw your status and when you read the profile you wrote about it about...not meeting for obvious reasons...it does now appear it’s cos you can’t get off the loo and not covid lol"Yes Covid is nothing compared to a bad kebab | |||
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"Me!! Give me a status
Kmjr need a status and should reciprocate
They Enjoyed theirs "Well it looks like you need a new one and so does Easy burner if you fancy a swap | |||
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"Looks like my ‘egg mayonnaise’ status will not get it’s 30 mins of fame ... oh well That’s a shame, we need a new one so give it to us
Lol my PM got blocked and I have been banned from PM’ing for an hour .... lol do not reference other website !!!
Post it in the thread, getting blocked you naughty man
LOL, I will need to remove the other website or I will get in trouble !!
We will assume you are referencing Hellman’s and move on then. You are still in need of a status so given your profile pic: does anyone want to finger my organ?
PMSL. Just saw your status and when you read the profile you wrote about it about...not meeting for obvious reasons...it does now appear it’s cos you can’t get off the loo and not covid lol
Yes Covid is nothing compared to a bad kebab "Yup I hear you sista lol | |||
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"I’ll be in the corner if anyone wants to swap status’s with me "With the lack of new takers I’m going to give you one
Sometimes I like to sit in the dark and strum my ukulele | |||
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"I’ll be in the corner if anyone wants to swap status’s with me
With the lack of new takers I’m going to give you one
Sometimes I like to sit in the dark and strum my ukulele "Give me one....  oh matron
I’ll change it now!
Do I get to give you one? | |||
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"I’ll be in the corner if anyone wants to swap status’s with me
With the lack of new takers I’m going to give you one
Sometimes I like to sit in the dark and strum my ukulele
Give me one.... oh matron
I’ll change it now!
Do I get to give you one? "Give it to me gently but yes I need to be given one | |||
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"I’ll be in the corner if anyone wants to swap status’s with me
With the lack of new takers I’m going to give you one
Sometimes I like to sit in the dark and strum my ukulele
Give me one.... oh matron
I’ll change it now!
Do I get to give you one?
Give it to me gently but yes I need to be given one "Geeky gentle goodness (see it’s my middle name )
And here you go
What does the scouter say about our hotness level ...It’s Over 9000!! | |||
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"I’ll be in the corner if anyone wants to swap status’s with me
With the lack of new takers I’m going to give you one
Sometimes I like to sit in the dark and strum my ukulele
Give me one.... oh matron
I’ll change it now!
Do I get to give you one?
Give it to me gently but yes I need to be given one
Geeky gentle goodness (see it’s my middle name )
And here you go
What does the scouter say about our hotness level ...It’s Over 9000!! "I hope somebody gets the reference | |||
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"I'm taking mine down now. Was fun though. "And how interesting was your inbox lovely Lorna? | |||
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"Oh can I be in for this please " Of course anyone up for giving this lovely lady a status or to I have to delve the depths of my depravity? | |||
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"Oh can I be in for this please Of course anyone up for giving this lovely lady a status or to I have to delve the depths of my depravity? " Everyone must be asleep 
I’ll check back in on the thread tomorrow and update if I’m paired up | |||
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"Oh can I be in for this please Of course anyone up for giving this lovely lady a status or to I have to delve the depths of my depravity? Everyone must be asleep
I’ll check back in on the thread tomorrow and update if I’m paired up "Honeyboy and Gobbychick feel free to swap statuses if you’re not already asleep | |||
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"Oh can I be in for this please Of course anyone up for giving this lovely lady a status or to I have to delve the depths of my depravity? Everyone must be asleep
I’ll check back in on the thread tomorrow and update if I’m paired up "I was trying to think up a funny naughty limerick or something | |||
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"Oh can I be in for this please Of course anyone up for giving this lovely lady a status or to I have to delve the depths of my depravity? Everyone must be asleep
I’ll check back in on the thread tomorrow and update if I’m paired up
I was trying to think up a funny naughty limerick or something "We have had a few messages that got your reference
You’ll all have to sort yourselves out now, we are off to bed shortly.
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