FabSwingers.com forum: Choose your weapons....

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ok imagine you have to fight soneone, using only vegetables.

What are you going to use, and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot- it can be sharpened and if fresh, quite hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber as a sword lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Sack of onions so I can pelt them at people

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Brocoli as it comes with spears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cauliflower and fire florets at them

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Peas - machine gun fire.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cauliflower and fire florets at them

Glib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cauliflower and fire florets at them

Glib

I know

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Carrot- it can be sharpened and if fresh, quite hard. "

Good call.I like it that you've given it some thought

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

Bag of sprouts, kinda like a cosh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Fucking great pumpkin one boob to the nose with that you're not getting up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cucumber if i was fighting a women haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrot- it can be sharpened and if fresh, quite hard.

Good call.I like it that you've given it some thought

I know a few Royal Marines that are chefs

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Cucumber as a sword lol "

Or cosh

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Onions. The three in a net ones. That way I could wave it about like a nun chuck.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Onions. The three in a net ones. That way I could wave it about like a nun chuck."

I haven't seen many waving nuns, chuck

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Sorry rethink celeriac sure there poisonous.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Sack of onions so I can pelt them at people"

Good call, and make them cry

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd club 'em round the head with a big fuck off marrow

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Brocoli as it comes with spears"

Ooh! Broccoli Spears, Britney's lesser known kick ass sister

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Brocoli as it comes with spears

Ooh! Broccoli Spears, Britney's lesser known kick ass sister

Probably more talented too

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Cauliflower and fire florets at them

Or just make them eat Cauliflower rice, its disgusting!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Brocoli as it comes with spears

Ooh! Broccoli Spears, Britney's lesser known kick ass sister

Hit me baby, one more time.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic - it is multi purpose as it can be use with in a bag as a cosh, with a catapult as a form of fragmentation projectile or eaten to give you the super power of the ‘breath of repulsion’.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Peas - machine gun fire.

Good thinking....fresh or frozen?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potatoes.. So I can mash them, fry them, boil them,

Leeks... Patron saint of Wales. Do I can leak all over the others.

Turnip.... Biggest one around I can then hang like a bell donging you all.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Peas - machine gun fire.

Good thinking....fresh or frozen?

Frozen. They'll hurt more.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Bag of sprouts, kinda like a cosh! "

Yes!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Seaside Sussex

A bunch of celery would be my choice. It has enough mass to be a decent cosh and the fibre would provide enough structural support to allow for several blows.

And it would be a very nutritious snack to share after the truce is agreed.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Potatoes in a strong bag

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Beetroot, the juice alone will make it look like a massacre.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Fucking great pumpkin one boob to the nose with that you're not getting up."

Mmmn the boob to the nose would probably distract them from the incoming pumkin to the head

Good tactic

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Durian fruit(vomit) it smells so nasty will make em run

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

I'm going in to battle with a sack of swedes and a catapult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spuds and my spud gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minced Garlic.

I'll flick it in the eyes

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Durian those spikes would do some damage

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Onions! Make their eyes water so they can’t see

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Onions! Make their eyes water so they can’t see

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but I'd sabotage then and take the core out

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Butternut squash.. can’t chop the damn things so they must be solid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrots- sharpened and potato’s to pelt them with

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Butternut squash.. can’t chop the damn things so they must be solid. "

Forget the fruit or veg if use saffrons eyes to mesmerise you all

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Butternut squash.. can’t chop the damn things so they must be solid.

Forget the fruit or veg if use saffrons eyes to mesmerise you all

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I'd not if ffs

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Butternut squash.. can’t chop the damn things so they must be solid.

Forget the fruit or veg if use saffrons eyes to mesmerise you all

I'd not if ffs

Missed you knobhead

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Butternut squash.. can’t chop the damn things so they must be solid.

Forget the fruit or veg if use saffrons eyes to mesmerise you all

I'd not if ffs

Missed you knobhead

x"
aw thanks I'll get back in my cage now

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A sack of potatoes in the face

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Onions. The three in a net ones. That way I could wave it about like a nun chuck."

Mmn could do some damage with those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a big ol' mouli

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

Sprouts. Nasty shit, those things-- could poison anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll poke asparagus tips up your nose

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

" Sorry rethink celeriac sure there poisonous."

Are they like posh celery?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Chillies, break apart rub them on the persons face and hopefully eyes.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'd club 'em round the head with a big fuck off marrow

Yes that would definitely work

Good work , Ace

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

As a weapon? That's easy - Dragon's Breath chilli peppers...

....so powerful, the DB causes anaphylactic shock by burning the airways and closing them up...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Onions! Make their eyes water so they can’t see

but I'd sabotage then and take the core out

But then you’d have made it worse

cry even more when it’s on your hands!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A giant pumpkin. I'd hollow it out , fill it full of fireworks, light the fuse then run

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Garlic - it is multi purpose as it can be use with in a bag as a cosh, with a catapult as a form of fragmentation projectile or eaten to give you the super power of the ‘breath of repulsion’."

You had me at fragmentation projectile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Sorry rethink celeriac sure there poisonous.

Are they like posh celery? "

Both are allergens, so a good choice against the right opponent

Fuzz

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