FabSwingers.com forum: Cockblocktober: Part Deux

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As my daily updates clearly outgrew the thread limits.

To recap:

K (ThatOddOne) and I are currently on a orgasm and wanking ban until we're together again at the end of the month and we can bang each other's brains out... by which I mean I'll give her the best, messiest ten seconds of her life

We're on day 10 and my penis has yet to fall off despite what Lacey may suggest to the contrary...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

¹!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

But you can still make pancakes right

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"But you can still make pancakes right

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are you calling him a tosser

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"As my daily updates clearly outgrew the thread limits.

To recap:

We're on day 10 and my penis has yet to fall off despite what Lacey may suggest to the contrary..."

Fair play to you mate! I couldn’t go a month without at least a wank, my ‘tank’ literally starts aching after about 10 days........

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

What happens if you have a wet dream in the meantime? Does that mean you default?

I mean it is something outside of a dudes control don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still think he needs teasing

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we are doing this challenge LVM?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you).

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you)."

Thats what I was thinking! I doubt his clothes will even be off before he's lost control at just seeing K

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you)."

Haha

Was it Scary movie that had the scene where Anna Faris was stuck to the ceiling covered in spunk?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I applaud you both

I can only last a week of abstinence before I pounce and pin him to the bed

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you).

Haha

Was it Scary movie that had the scene where Anna Faris was stuck to the ceiling covered in spunk?"

I'm imagining the Hancock sex scene.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you).

Haha

Was it Scary movie that had the scene where Anna Faris was stuck to the ceiling covered in spunk?

I'm imagining the Hancock sex scene.

I can't remember that one

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You can do it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But you can still make pancakes right

You're such a pancake slut

Sometimes all I think you want me for is my pancakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As my daily updates clearly outgrew the thread limits.

To recap:

We're on day 10 and my penis has yet to fall off despite what Lacey may suggest to the contrary...

Fair play to you mate! I couldn’t go a month without at least a wank, my ‘tank’ literally starts aching after about 10 days........

Oh it's getting there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What happens if you have a wet dream in the meantime? Does that mean you default?

I mean it is something outside of a dudes control don't you think?"

Good question, well presented... I have no idea. I'm yet to have a wet dream in my life so perhaps this could be the month

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you).

Thats what I was thinking! I doubt his clothes will even be off before he's lost control at just seeing K

Would you blame me? Have you seen her?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can do it !"

Thanks PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I applaud you both

I can only last a week of abstinence before I pounce and pin him to the bed"

I am actually still ok. Not climbing the walls yet like Lorenzo

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"But you can still make pancakes right

You're such a pancake slut

Sometimes all I think you want me for is my pancakes

Nope I also want the cream that comes with the pancakes

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you).

Thats what I was thinking! I doubt his clothes will even be off before he's lost control at just seeing K

Would you blame me? Have you seen her?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Ten seconds is optimistic. Thatoddone, you're in for an absolute treat (best get your wand ready for when he's snoring beside you).

Thats what I was thinking! I doubt his clothes will even be off before he's lost control at just seeing K

Would you blame me? Have you seen her?

I may have perused her photos once or twice

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Lorenzo, you should take up crochet to occupy your hands

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Lorenzo, you should take up crochet to occupy your hands

I’d love to learn

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Lorenzo, you should take up crochet to occupy your hands

I’d love to learn

I would say come to our weekly stitch and bitch but it looks like a bit of a trek

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Lorenzo, you should take up crochet to occupy your hands

I’d love to learn

I can crochet, but only very simple things

Fabcrochet anyone?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Day 11: Apparently we're both feeling the strain today. Admittedly, GIFs and videos of hot women humping pillows, and rewatching our own porn didn't help either of us

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Day 11: Apparently we're both feeling the strain today. Admittedly, GIFs and videos of hot women humping pillows, and rewatching our own porn didn't help either of us

Imagine your own porn with David Attenborough narrating, it should take the edge off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the challenge is over, unfortunately there was some change of plans and Lorenzo is not coming home in October

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"And the challenge is over, unfortunately there was some change of plans and Lorenzo is not coming home in October

That’s pants for both of you

does that mean I have to stop sending him my unsexy photos?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"And the challenge is over, unfortunately there was some change of plans and Lorenzo is not coming home in October

Oh no! So sorry for both of you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"And the challenge is over, unfortunately there was some change of plans and Lorenzo is not coming home in October

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the challenge is over, unfortunately there was some change of plans and Lorenzo is not coming home in October

oh my gosh my heart goes out to you..

not strictly because its Lorenzo per say,, and yeah he is a bit fit like...

but I've been in love and had a long distance relationship and trust me counting the days down on a calendar some days and the anticipation of meeting up was the only thing that kept me going.. so to have that 'end' whipped away from you must be a total kick..

Id be sobbing.. being madly in love and distance sucks sometimes.

massive hugs to you flower x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the challenge is over, unfortunately there was some change of plans and Lorenzo is not coming home in October

That’s pants for both of you

does that mean I have to stop sending him my unsexy photos?"

Keep sending them, they are quite entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats not good news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore

I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese.

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over a year ago

"Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore

I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese."

Id rip up the calendar.. the lying bastard.. lol

Chinese makes everything better :D

Hope they give you free prawn crackers x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore

I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese.

Id rip up the calendar.. the lying bastard.. lol

Chinese makes everything better :D

Hope they give you free prawn crackers x "

and find a cheesy film to watch while you eat it.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Aww noo thats crappy!!

Chocolate and feel good film is in order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore

I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese.

Id rip up the calendar.. the lying bastard.. lol

Chinese makes everything better :D

Hope they give you free prawn crackers x

and find a cheesy film to watch while you eat it. "

Of course!

Fuck it lets all gate crash and turn it into a girls night in..

I will bring face masks..

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore

I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese.

Id rip up the calendar.. the lying bastard.. lol

Chinese makes everything better :D

Hope they give you free prawn crackers x

and find a cheesy film to watch while you eat it.

Of course!

Fuck it lets all gate crash and turn it into a girls night in..

I will bring face masks..

I’ll get something something sparkling from the wine cellar (off license)

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore

I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese.

Id rip up the calendar.. the lying bastard.. lol

Chinese makes everything better :D

Hope they give you free prawn crackers x

and find a cheesy film to watch while you eat it.

Of course!

Fuck it lets all gate crash and turn it into a girls night in..

I will bring face masks..

I’ll get something something sparkling from the wine cellar (off license)

I'll bring cake

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Think I may knock out out in a bit LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore

I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese.

Id rip up the calendar.. the lying bastard.. lol

Chinese makes everything better :D

Hope they give you free prawn crackers x

and find a cheesy film to watch while you eat it.

Of course!

Fuck it lets all gate crash and turn it into a girls night in..

I will bring face masks..

I’ll get something something sparkling from the wine cellar (off license)

I'll bring cake

I guess I will need to order more Chinese then

what movie are we watching?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Thanks everyone. Yeah today wasn't the best day for many reasons. I cried a lot and my calendar isn't on the wall anymore

I feel better now though, I needed a little pick me up so I ordered Chinese.

Id rip up the calendar.. the lying bastard.. lol

Chinese makes everything better :D

Hope they give you free prawn crackers x

and find a cheesy film to watch while you eat it.

Of course!

Fuck it lets all gate crash and turn it into a girls night in..

I will bring face masks..

I’ll get something something sparkling from the wine cellar (off license)

I'll bring cake

I guess I will need to order more Chinese then

what movie are we watching?"

Sisterhood of the travelling pants? Or Mad Max?

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over a year ago

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Big hugs bro.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big hugs bro."

Bro

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