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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well here's mine
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy" I call mine "Sex" He's a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!"
Then, I said, "But this is a dog" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then, I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old" He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid"
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.
He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do" I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night" The clerk said, "Funny -- I have the same problem"
One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand" I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV" He said, "Now that cable is all over the place, it's no big deal anymore"
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married" The judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please"
Then, I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too"
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.  |
My job is done 
