FabSwingers.com forum: Why isn't Your dog a Police dog !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your wishy- washy excuse?

(We take your excuses very seriously)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Undercover cat

Deep, deep cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your wishy- washy excuse?

(We take your excuses very seriously)"

Mine is an ex police dog, she likes to bite any intruders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he's dead

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't have a dog

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Because she's a prick

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Mine would make awesome police dogs but they'd fail because they like to shove there heads between ladies legs at the most embarrassing moments which would no doubt lead to claims of sexual harassment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because my Lab has a naughty streak. Every time he sees the gate open he makes a run for it !! Pretty sure he would run away from the job !!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Because is is a gentle lump. He is a retired theraphy dog.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

He would only be good with cat burglars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He loves sleep too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he disnt have a tough police dog name like...Duke....Sabre...etc

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Mine passed all the tests to join the undercover unit, intelligence, bravery, speed, fitness, eyesight etc etc etc

Only failed at the last hurdle when they asked him if he was multilingual, what other languages he spoke and to talk to them in that language..

he replied miaow

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Because their legs are only 5 inches long. ( Miniature dachshund )

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Ours was training to be a sniffer dog but couldn’t resist the white stuff, he’s been clean two years now and really proud of him.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Not got the balls for it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Mine isn't a police dog because he doesn't do mornings lol

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I saw an ad for a retired Police dog, £100.

The ad said he could actually talk! So I went to see him. His owner introduced us, and left the dog and me to chat about all his exploits as a Police dog. Turns out he’d also served with the Army in Afghanistan and Iraq!!

I thought he was a bit full of himself, but I decided I’d give him a chance.

I called the owner back into the room. I said ‘The only thing I’m puzzled about, is why are you selling him so cheap?’

He replied ‘Because he’s a fucking liar. He’s never been out of the garden’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw an ad for a retired Police dog, £100.

I thought he was a bit full of himself, but I decided I’d give him a chance.

I called the owner back into the room. I said ‘The only thing I’m puzzled about, is why are you selling him so cheap?’

He replied ‘Because he’s a fucking liar. He’s never been out of the garden’."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because the only thing he likes sniffing is people's balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because if he’s not shagging your leg he’s farting and blaming whoever is nearest with a dirty look as he walks away.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Mine has a total disregard for authority. Although I do think he would make a very good sniffer dog.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ma last Border Collie was a Kleptomaniac

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Our dog is a German Shepard so on paper he should make a great police dog.In reality tho he’s a spoilt stubborn brat who does things in his own time when he can be bothered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine passed all the tests to join the undercover unit, intelligence, bravery, speed, fitness, eyesight etc etc etc

Only failed at the last hurdle when they asked him if he was multilingual, what other languages he spoke and to talk to them in that language..

he replied miaow

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