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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any other men make a lightsaber sound effect when they get an erection and start swinging their cocks about, or ladies when you’re working on his limp cock and you’re getting it to rise, do you make the sound effect in the corner of your mouth when you’re sucking his cock, or maybe you pretend to throw the cock hand to hand while making the aforementioned sound effects, cause I think it’s important to make sex fun ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hum 'Ride of the Valyries' when it's coming up and then the 'Jaws' theme just before penetration.

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

I thought this post was going to be about Sound Affects LP by The Jam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought this post was going to be about Sound Affects LP by The Jam. "

That’s what I wanted you to think

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’ve pretended a cock was a microphone before and sang “into” it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a wheesh noise as I approach sliding doors. Not sure that’s what you meant tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve talked to cocks but never made sound effects. Sounds like fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve talked to cocks but never made sound effects. Sounds like fun! "

I talk to cocks daily on this site

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I hum 'Ride of the Valyries' when it's coming up and then the 'Jaws' theme just before penetration."

GENIUS!

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Any other men make a lightsaber sound effect when they get an erection and start swinging their cocks about, or ladies when you’re working on his limp cock and you’re getting it to rise, do you make the sound effect in the corner of your mouth when you’re sucking his cock, or maybe you pretend to throw the cock hand to hand while making the aforementioned sound effects, cause I think it’s important to make sex fun ?! "

I believe a lightsaber sound effect may have happened in this house, yes...

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hum 'Ride of the Valyries' when it's coming up and then the 'Jaws' theme just before penetration.

GENIUS!

Mrs TMN x"

That's what I keep telling everyone I am

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I like to hum on the sides like a harmonica

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When giving a blow job I like to inflate my cheeks like Louis Armstrong and hum "Oh When the Saints"

Doesn't everybody?

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By *nowy and the GruffaloCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Any other men make a lightsaber sound effect when they get an erection and start swinging their cocks about, or ladies when you’re working on his limp cock and you’re getting it to rise, do you make the sound effect in the corner of your mouth when you’re sucking his cock, or maybe you pretend to throw the cock hand to hand while making the aforementioned sound effects, cause I think it’s important to make sex fun ?!

I believe a lightsaber sound effect may have happened in this house, yes...

Mrs TMN x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to imagine a little slide whistle noise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember this thread. It's the one where I got called a GENIUS

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Any other men make a lightsaber sound effect when they get an erection and start swinging their cocks about, or ladies when you’re working on his limp cock and you’re getting it to rise, do you make the sound effect in the corner of your mouth when you’re sucking his cock, or maybe you pretend to throw the cock hand to hand while making the aforementioned sound effects, cause I think it’s important to make sex fun ?! "

All of the above, plus using his cock as a mic and tapping it going “1, 2” and then “can boat number 7 come in now please, your time is up”. Great fun.

Till it goes all floppy and then you use it like a slinky toy till he rises again. You have to hum the Star Wars Imperial March tune when this happens.

I’m sure others do this too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for whoever bumped this thread, I can’t even remember starting it, fuck I talk some shite.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Thanks for whoever bumped this thread, I can’t even remember starting it, fuck I talk some shite. "

It’s quite an amusing thread tho so you did well on this one

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I like to imagine a little slide whistle noise. "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I remember this thread. It's the one where I got called a GENIUS "

I stand by it! Ride of the Valkyries followed by Jaws... ()

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Thanks for whoever bumped this thread, I can’t even remember starting it, fuck I talk some shite. "

BRING BACK THE GLOVES THREAD

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Any other men make a lightsaber sound effect when they get an erection and start swinging their cocks about, or ladies when you’re working on his limp cock and you’re getting it to rise, do you make the sound effect in the corner of your mouth when you’re sucking his cock, or maybe you pretend to throw the cock hand to hand while making the aforementioned sound effects, cause I think it’s important to make sex fun ?!

All of the above, plus using his cock as a mic and tapping it going “1, 2” and then “can boat number 7 come in now please, your time is up”. Great fun.

Till it goes all floppy and then you use it like a slinky toy till he rises again. You have to hum the Star Wars Imperial March tune when this happens.

I’m sure others do this too."

All excellent suggestions ()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, but no, I'm way too preoccupied with where he's going to insert it and how much I want it. Sounds are usually irrelevant to me at that stage

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Sscchhwwiinngg!

Ecsqueeze me?

Baking powder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember this thread. It's the one where I got called a GENIUS

I stand by it! Ride of the Valkyries followed by Jaws... ()

Mrs TMN x"

I am brilliant, aren't I?

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By *nowy and the GruffaloCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Mena Mena from the Muppets is a favourite!

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