FabSwingers.com forum: Last thing you purchased going up the arse of the person above u

By *radfordguy665 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

since I'm top whoever below vindaloo and a bottle of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of Cabernet wine .

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

An e-bike

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By *ohn123456789999Man
over a year ago

hastings

A tenth of sniff lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tenth of sniff lol "

Same man haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 litre bottle of cola! Lol

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

A tower heater...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A pair of stilettos

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Maccy D breakfast. One sausage mcmuffin being inserted now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear... a hand blender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jar of dolmio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixed kebab

sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hay fever tablets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mixed kebab

sorry "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two big foam blocks.

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By *reddy fMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Petrol"

This could get entertaining! A whole new aspect to lighting farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Snickers milkshake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A witches hat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some Trevor extra strong mints, least it’ll help mask any smell keeping you fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some Trevor extra strong mints, least it’ll help mask any smell keeping you fresh

Mmm minty. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some Trevor extra strong mints, least it’ll help mask any smell keeping you fresh

Mmm minty. Thanks. "

Minty fresh after some licking

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By *Mids guyMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

"Some Trevor extra strong mints, least it’ll help mask any smell keeping you fresh

Mmm minty. Thanks. "

Just brought a car

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By *reddy fMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I can provide a lighter or match, just don't fart in my face or we can't be friends

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

Jumpers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hay fever tablets"

Suppose I got off lightly I may sneeze them back out

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

A frying pan

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Hay fever tablets

Suppose I got off lightly I may sneeze them back out

Smartphone charger port

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegan brekkie and double espresso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Range rover

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

A fry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of jagermeister ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A white chocolate Mocha coffee

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

Dior Sauvage Aftershave

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

"Bottle of jagermeister ..."

Jagerbombs are on (erm in) me

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Hive heating thermostat and receiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/10/20 11:36:37]

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

A bunch of flowers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hive heating thermostat and receiver

Sorry Lexi, eextra large cat scratching post coming your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dior Sauvage Aftershave"

Hey If it smells sexy ... I do love the smell of manly stuff !!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Hive heating thermostat and receiver

Sorry Lexi, eextra large cat scratching post coming your way

That’s fine I can handle that

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By *ark eyesMan
over a year ago

city center

Bag of ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bag of ice "

Sadly a brass "no canvassers" brass plaque... Sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hay fever tablets

Suppose I got off lightly I may sneeze them back out

Smartphone charger port

You can even charge your phone if you set It to vIbrate

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

[Removed by poster at 10/10/20 11:49:48]

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Hay fever tablets

Suppose I got off lightly I may sneeze them back out

Smartphone charger port

You can even charge your phone if you set It to vIbrate"

3 bottles of Skinny tan and a Mitt

Jo x

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By *exySquirrelsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Box of coco pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hay fever tablets

Suppose I got off lightly I may sneeze them back out

Smartphone charger port

You can even charge your phone if you set It to vIbrate

3 bottles of Skinny tan and a Mitt

Jo x "

I could really use them atm do they have to be “inserted” can we negotiate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 bags of shopping from Tesco's - thats going to hurt

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Hay fever tablets

Suppose I got off lightly I may sneeze them back out

Smartphone charger port

You can even charge your phone if you set It to vIbrate

3 bottles of Skinny tan and a Mitt

Jo x

I could really use them atm do they have to be “inserted” can we negotiate

Might be uncomfortable as they are also boxed... ouch

But they are on special offer atm, so a good time to buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hay fever tablets

Suppose I got off lightly I may sneeze them back out

Smartphone charger port

You can even charge your phone if you set It to vIbrate

3 bottles of Skinny tan and a Mitt

Jo x

I could really use them atm do they have to be “inserted” can we negotiate

Might be uncomfortable as they are also boxed... ouch

But they are on special offer atm, so a good time to buy

Noted xx terrified to comment as the purchased goods going up are getting bigger

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

A skeleton onsie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A skeleton onsie

A can of Monster. Ouch

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre

I’m not really willing to share my breakfast in that way....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An 18 pack of carling

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Car

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By *acial giverMan
over a year ago

hull

Bridge

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By *heekyweebissimWoman
over a year ago

fife,

"Car"

Sorry mamcam.....a portable pressure washer!

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Chunky kitkat

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Pair of rear tyres for the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King size bed slats, apologies in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some Warhammer figures. Could be worse, they're only small. But pointy.

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

A double decker dunked in a cuppa

I’m so sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A skeleton onsie

Phew I got lucky with one of the smaller things on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A roll of hockey stick tape, would you like it on or off the stick?

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By *rincess and her FrogCouple
over a year ago

congleton

18 sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A double decker dunked in a cuppa

I’m so sorry

Youve got a a bus sized mug!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

100 dishwasher tablets and a bottle of spiced rum

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Literally on the Rightmove website think I might just buy a house..lol

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By *art1968Man
over a year ago

stafford

Popcorn

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Car

Sorry mamcam.....a portable pressure washer!

Wow water sports not really our thing but fuck less go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A goose feather duvet

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"A goose feather duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple cider vinegar

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By *amcouple2006Couple
over a year ago

shagsville

3 Grape vines!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 sausage and cheese sandwiches

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

A rasp

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Art book

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

Dog dentastix

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By *ature watcherMan
over a year ago

lichfield

"Dog dentastix"

Oh dear I am sorry ! The last thing I bought was a 8ft length of 3x1 timber ! Lol. Splinters !!!

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By *azinga-1Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Food Blender. (Can’t apologise enough)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toilet brush

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Ooh a washing machine paddle.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Two large pizzas, garlic bread, potato wedges and 1.5l bottle of diet-cocacola

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

4 victoria sponge muffins...you got lucky

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

£147 of groceries. Painful !

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By *ts_me1990Man
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

McDonald's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"McDonald's "

Box of screws, sorry.

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By *oky99Couple
over a year ago

nodnoL

Creed, green Irish t, ouch..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A double decker dunked in a cuppa

I’m so sorry

Oof!

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