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By *innamon! OP   Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Anyone use this as an item to measure a cock by A 250 ml tin of pepsi!! .. its measurement is 3 3/4" or 9.5 cm . yes I have too much time on my hands..

was prompted to measure it having seen a beer tin used as a comparison just now ..

guys what do you measure yours by??

Personally I think the belly button measure is the most accurate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either a belly button or knees I think

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

how many oooh's or aaah's I get as I ram it in....

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Never measured it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone use this as an item to measure a cock by A 250 ml tin of pepsi!! .. its measurement is 3 3/4" or 9.5 cm . yes I have too much time on my hands..

was prompted to measure it having seen a beer tin used as a comparison just now ..

guys what do you measure yours by??

Personally I think the belly button measure is the most accurate. "

Gonna get plastic surgery to lower my belly button so my cock looks bigger Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either a belly button or knees I think "

well mine won't reach from my belly button to mu knees thats for sure

Did smile at some wag in the chatroom saying to a rather gobby bloke 'Where can you buy those mini wine bottles?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either a belly button or knees I think "

does it count if your balls are at your knees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guys what do you measure yours by??

"

Well your avatar photo seems to add a certain something ...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Anyone use this as an item to measure a cock by A 250 ml tin of pepsi!! .. its measurement is 3 3/4" or 9.5 cm . yes I have too much time on my hands..

was prompted to measure it having seen a beer tin used as a comparison just now ..

guys what do you measure yours by??

Personally I think the belly button measure is the most accurate. "

I thought the fab standard was sky remote.??

how big are they.?? Can you measure that please .. Id do it myself but I don't have sky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone use this as an item to measure a cock by A 250 ml tin of pepsi!! .. its measurement is 3 3/4" or 9.5 cm . yes I have too much time on my hands.."

Does a miniture vodka bottle count?

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe


"

I thought the fab standard was sky remote.??

how big are they.?? Can you measure that please .. Id do it myself but I don't have sky. "

There's an idea for the OP

Make a measurement chart

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By *innamon! OP   Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Anyone use this as an item to measure a cock by A 250 ml tin of pepsi!! .. its measurement is 3 3/4" or 9.5 cm . yes I have too much time on my hands..

was prompted to measure it having seen a beer tin used as a comparison just now ..

guys what do you measure yours by??

Personally I think the belly button measure is the most accurate.

I thought the fab standard was sky remote.??

how big are they.?? Can you measure that please .. Id do it myself but I don't have sky. "

me neither but our remote is 8 3/4 ins/

22 cms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally use an orange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen pint glass, half-pint glass and champagne flute used ..... and no I don't do shots.

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

So all that's needed now is the willing fem to collate all the measurements and trawl through all the cock pics and compare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen pint glass, half-pint glass and champagne flute used ..... and no I don't do shots. "

Had a mate who used to win bets that he couldn't get his balls in the top of a pint glass ...

He never let on he had a hernia ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 packs of Marlboros..ask me nicely and i'll send you the pic lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Feck, I'm going to need more hands cos trying to hold a tv remote (sky or other) a pint glass, a lynx can , and now a can of soft drinks .

I don't want bigger hands that'll just make it look smaller ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv seen someone with a homemade ruler...... Seriously you couldn't make it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Runs to shops and buys one of those bullet lynx sprays!

Woohoo, am feckin huge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just seen one in the gallery with two packs of Marlborough fag packets lined up at the side of it

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

i use a funsize snickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i use the look on my wifes face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just seen one in the gallery with two packs of Marlborough fag packets lined up at the side of it "

I know who that will be then ..


"2 packs of Marlboros..ask me nicely and i'll send you the pic "

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By *hmeohmyMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

Just had a measure, half a funsize mars bar, doesn't look promising

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By *innamon! OP   Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Just had a measure, half a funsize mars bar, doesn't look promising "

Just you behave yourself we both know its rabbit and a half size. plonker !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thimble out for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv used a rabbit vibrator not sure the size of them though. X

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By *oadsafunMan
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

I was once asked if my cock would fit inside a loo roll to show how thick it was!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tic tacs and jelly beans work fine for me

if i'm extra horny, i can even get away with a licquorice torpedo !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thimble out for me "

its not quite that small give yourself some credit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once asked if my cock would fit inside a loo roll to show how thick it was!!"

and ?

did it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't measure mine, I know it's small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once asked if my cock would fit inside a loo roll to show how thick it was!!"

We've heard that one too. Wouldn't it depend on the brand though?

(Quilted velvet and no, it didn't fit )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thimble out for me

its not quite that small give yourself some credit "
ha thanks Kim, self confidence well and truly boosted lol ! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Action man ..... the one with gripping hands

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By *oadsafunMan
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

No, it didn't fit. But I've got no idea if that is big or not. All I know is it works fine for me.

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By *innamon! OP   Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Ohhh just seen a banana and two satsumas .. and s sure deodorant can. ( the banana was smaller )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about a Port glass, then you could say its a wine glass made me feel like a man. lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I normally take my cock pics next to toy dinosaurs as it subliminally plants the idea that my cock is bigger than a tyrannosaurus.

Pics on request

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By *XimagesCouple
over a year ago

north liverpool

All i can say is thank god for millimeters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All i can say is thank god for millimeters "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love th inane objects next to cock pictures, I wish we could have a gallery solely for that. It is amusing what guys use

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I use the toy dinosaur scale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat the good old Fabs elastic tape measure. . .

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