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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you got any funny stories. Last night was arguing with my friend about me walking in heels (i am not that good at it) followed by me falling down the stairs now my legs are covered in bruises and I think I have twisted my knee not good. Thought I would share lol.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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If any one of two people on the forums dare mention the Privet Hedge incident, they are soooooooooooooooooo dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol what privet hedge.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Lol what privet hedge."

I know nothing and thank god neither of them that do know are online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last sunday had a family party for the england italy match, late on while pissed thought id take the plastic of a tray of lagers with a carving knife, not a good idea, dropped it and it stuck in my foot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"last sunday had a family party for the england italy match, late on while pissed thought id take the plastic of a tray of lagers with a carving knife, not a good idea, dropped it and it stuck in my foot "

Ouch x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im not even going to post anything on this thread.

The last incident did involve my body having to be removed from a flowerpot at chameleons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst pissed as you do with your mates, you think you can jump walss, slid on the bonnet of a car like they used to do on TV etc.

Well we all had a dare that we all could jump the fence between my garden and next door (who were at said do)

Let's just say out of those who tried it, a new fence was required.

For the record, I failed and gashed all the side of my leg and gave myself a black eye.

A few mire drinks and felt great

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was on a pub crawl with my friends one night and called in a pub we wherent going to for a wee. They carried on, i feel straight down the fucking steps. All night i complained that my legs hurt and they told me to stop whinging.

Next morning both my legs from the knees to under my toes where completely black, not sure whether i hit some veins or what but they where just to black masses dangling under my skirt. Took weeks for them to go

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