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"I've seen lots of people say they don't like big cock, so from that, I'm 4.5 inches ![]() I used to have a blog called "4.5 inches of wood". That's the official length of a cricket bail. | |||
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"A lot of men do still lie! Claiming to be vwe when it's less than 6 inches" Oh I thought less than 6 inches was well endowed ?? | |||
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"A lot of men do still lie! Claiming to be vwe when it's less than 6 inches Oh I thought less than 6 inches was well endowed ??" Yes but not VWE! | |||
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"I don't tend to meet guys who tell me a size beforehand. They lie about their height and age though so I wouldn't be surprised. I've also seen my fair share of well angled photos. I don't really understand. Surely it's better to under promise and over deliver than the opposite? It can't be fun to try and appeal to size queens and end up dissapointing. " Exactly, this is my micro penis theory, they might say that’s not a micro penis, just a below average one, in which case my heart swells and she’s happy cause she’s put a swagger in my step. | |||
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"I don't tend to meet guys who tell me a size beforehand. They lie about their height and age though so I wouldn't be surprised. I've also seen my fair share of well angled photos. I don't really understand. Surely it's better to under promise and over deliver than the opposite? It can't be fun to try and appeal to size queens and end up dissapointing. Exactly, this is my micro penis theory, they might say that’s not a micro penis, just a below average one, in which case my heart swells and she’s happy cause she’s put a swagger in my step. " Aint no fuck like a fuck with a guy who thought he was a 2 and you tell him he's a solid 4 ![]() | |||
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"I don't tend to meet guys who tell me a size beforehand. They lie about their height and age though so I wouldn't be surprised. I've also seen my fair share of well angled photos. I don't really understand. Surely it's better to under promise and over deliver than the opposite? It can't be fun to try and appeal to size queens and end up dissapointing. Exactly, this is my micro penis theory, they might say that’s not a micro penis, just a below average one, in which case my heart swells and she’s happy cause she’s put a swagger in my step. Aint no fuck like a fuck with a guy who thought he was a 2 and you tell him he's a solid 4 ![]() Haha, you know it, that guys gonna work his ass off to please his woman! | |||
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"Do many of you ladies actually ask for dick measurements be4 a meet " Never ask but a lot of men want to tell you! | |||
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"The amount of "hung" blokes, "VWE" blokes that are average bemuses me. So what if you're average? I don't pretend to be masterchef when I can cook an average meal. Not everyone wants big dicks or snazzy food. It's a surefire way to make my back fur stand on end and my mouth to produce a hissing noise. No need for it at all, and it just makes them look a deluded prick.... with delusions of prickness " I have an average-ish sized cock, but I really CAN do serously snazzy food. | |||
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"Do many of you ladies actually ask for dick measurements be4 a meet " Some do but generally in the minority. I mostly steer clear of those who ask about size, theres more to me than the size of my wang ![]() | |||
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"Who would do such a thing? ![]() Exactly ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What's the point? " Coz they think they've hooked the fishie by the time the fishie realises the truth. They can't fathom that the fishie will likely think "lying cunt" and say "actually dude, the size of your pecker doesn't bother me - but the fact you lied to me does" *disappointed face* | |||
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"What's the point? " Fibbing about banana size won't get you anywhere. | |||
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"I'd rather play mine down then give her a nice surprise. I'm happy to report that I'm just average though and im happy with that.....wish o was more of a show'er than a grow'er though!" I can't say I know of women who care about the size it is when flaccid. | |||
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"I'd rather play mine down then give her a nice surprise. I'm happy to report that I'm just average though and im happy with that.....wish o was more of a show'er than a grow'er though! I can't say I know of women who care about the size it is when flaccid. " My dick likes to play tricks on me though. Hes got his own wee personality and laughs at me when flaccid. | |||
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"I'd rather play mine down then give her a nice surprise. I'm happy to report that I'm just average though and im happy with that.....wish o was more of a show'er than a grow'er though! I can't say I know of women who care about the size it is when flaccid. My dick likes to play tricks on me though. Hes got his own wee personality and laughs at me when flaccid." Mocked by your own penis, ouch! | |||
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"I'd rather play mine down then give her a nice surprise. I'm happy to report that I'm just average though and im happy with that.....wish o was more of a show'er than a grow'er though! I can't say I know of women who care about the size it is when flaccid. My dick likes to play tricks on me though. Hes got his own wee personality and laughs at me when flaccid. Mocked by your own penis, ouch! " ![]() | |||
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"I sometimes think I’m the only guy in the world who hasn’t measured " then look in the mirror and make that change | |||
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"I sometimes think I’m the only guy in the world who hasn’t measured then look in the mirror and make that change" a mirror doesn’t measure | |||
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"Yes. Women need to get a bit better clued up to what an inch really is and this would lessen the problem. In the real world guys are 5-6." I can already tell you your dick size... . A perfect fit with my tuna tunnel. That's all I need to know | |||
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" No its the women who don't realise how cavernous they are ![]() *Passes over a tin helmet and advises to run* ![]() | |||
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"I sometimes think I’m the only guy in the world who hasn’t measured " Sadly not there may be two of us.... What ambient temperature should we be measuring at? ![]() | |||
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"Yes. Women need to get a bit better clued up to what an inch really is and this would lessen the problem. In the real world guys are 5-6. I can already tell you your dick size... . A perfect fit with my tuna tunnel. That's all I need to know " Tuna tunnel. ![]() | |||
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"Any guy who says je hasn't measured himself once in his life (puberty is a hell of a thing) is an outright liar. They either didn't like the result or want to apoear better than everyone else." People on the forum lying?! Wanting to appear better than others??? ![]() | |||
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"The amount of "hung" blokes, "VWE" blokes that are average bemuses me. So what if you're average? I don't pretend to be masterchef when I can cook an average meal. Not everyone wants big dicks or snazzy food. It's a surefire way to make my back fur stand on end and my mouth to produce a hissing noise. No need for it at all, and it just makes them look a deluded prick.... with delusions of prickness I have an average-ish sized cock, but I really CAN do serously snazzy food." You had me at really snazzy food.. "How snazzy" ![]() | |||
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"I get asked what size a lot, .....ive honestly never measured...not like i can change it for a new one is it ? " Apart from comparing against a remote control ![]() | |||
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"I get asked what size a lot, .....ive honestly never measured...not like i can change it for a new one is it ? " You might want to check your photos again | |||
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"Apart from comparing against a remote control ![]() It's a standard unit of measurement...1 Sky remote = ![]() | |||
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"Honesty is always the best policy. Manners and respectfulness need to be bigger and bolder than the size of your cock. X" Yeah I agree I got to be straight about that why lie ? If your serious about hooking up you look like a clown !!!! | |||
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"I was thinking of buying one of those lynx travel size deodorants, then taking the standard fab penis selfie. Then technically it’s not a lie ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was thinking of buying one of those lynx travel size deodorants, then taking the standard fab penis selfie. Then technically it’s not a lie ![]() Say it's a xl can and they will come flooding ![]() | |||
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"Why lie your gonna get found out " i can get a dick extension on with out anhone seeing no ones ever seen my true tiny dick | |||
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"Yes. Plenty men do. A lot. It’s a complete put off and cringeworthy. Adult men lying about something they can’t change. ![]() It's 2020 can change anything nowadays, Can get a penis enlargement sugery | |||
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"Reminds me of the 90s movies, Honey, I Blew Up the Kid and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. " Didgby, the biggest dog in the world? ![]() | |||
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"I don't tend to meet guys that advertise their cock size, it's like a red flag for the guy being an arse for me I couldn't care about the size.. But as one lady mentioned above lying about height is a cardinal sin! " I get a lot requests asking my size Then i do tend to answer I would not use it as my opening gambit | |||
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"Reminds me of the 90s movies, Honey, I Blew Up the Kid and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Didgby, the biggest dog in the world? ![]() Oh Yeah Didgby English shepard dog was before my time, but I do remember it. Didgby was a version of the dulex paint dog on steriods. | |||
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"Yes. Plenty men do. A lot. It’s a complete put off and cringeworthy. Adult men lying about something they can’t change. ![]() Yeah because your average man is going to get dick enlargement surgery isn’t he. Besides, penis surgery doesn’t do the amazing things some think it does. | |||
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"Yes. Plenty men do. A lot. It’s a complete put off and cringeworthy. Adult men lying about something they can’t change. ![]() Grumpy I was replying back to the bit you said can't be changed. | |||
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"They lie about their height..... a lot.... surely they must know we will catch them out when if we meet them? As for cock size.... I like big and small so makes no difference to me I lie about my age so they can have the one about the dick size ![]() Lmfao | |||
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"What's the point? Fibbing about banana size won't get you anywhere. " Nothing wrong with my banana. It is what it is. I just hope the person I'm with likes bananas | |||
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"I don't tend to meet guys that advertise their cock size, it's like a red flag for the guy being an arse for me I couldn't care about the size.. But as one lady mentioned above lying about height is a cardinal sin! " For me personally when I'm introducing myself I mention my height and my dick size because of 2 reasons (one being black I'm kinda automatically stereotyped as having a bbc) and 2 because lots of women state in their profile they want a WE or a VWE man. I try to be smart about who I message as well so I'm drawn to women or couples who say they want a black guy (but again you have the stereotype so I try to be upfront about that, and if women say it's not big enough, ok cool, no worries, if they do good as well) but I just try to get it out of the way and move on tbh. | |||
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"I've met quite a few men who say their cock is average to be confronted with the prospect of taking 8 inches of thick girth, both ends! Some blokes have inferiority complexes too" I think what happens is this. We still dont have a very clear consensus as to what is a small, average, above average, big dick. Like we don't. I remember speaking to a woman who said 7-9 inches was average to her (she added in slyly to her female friends that she had been with black guys) but to some women, 8 inches is big and 9 and above is extremely big. So without a clear consensus women and men will always make that mistake of not expecting one thing and getting another. | |||
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" We still dont have a very clear consensus as to what is a small, average, above average, big dick. " There is a clear consensus on average, plenty of studies coming up with 5.2" or there abouts. By definition less than this is small, more than this is large. FAB however distorts this average and it's shifted up by a considerable margin to align with peoples opinions on size. | |||
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" We still dont have a very clear consensus as to what is a small, average, above average, big dick. There is a clear consensus on average, plenty of studies coming up with 5.2" or there abouts. By definition less than this is small, more than this is large. FAB however distorts this average and it's shifted up by a considerable margin to align with peoples opinions on size. " And there in lies the problem because most women tell me 6.5 is average, 6.5 to about 7.5 is above average and then anything above that is big | |||
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" We still dont have a very clear consensus as to what is a small, average, above average, big dick. There is a clear consensus on average, plenty of studies coming up with 5.2" or there abouts. By definition less than this is small, more than this is large. FAB however distorts this average and it's shifted up by a considerable margin to align with peoples opinions on size. And there in lies the problem because most women tell me 6.5 is average, 6.5 to about 7.5 is above average and then anything above that is big " I'll stick with official studies ![]() | |||
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"If i was a guy i would of measured my cock and tasted my spunk" I’d let you taste mine if you were a guy ![]() | |||
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"You'll only get busted. But do women not ask for proof before they meet. " regarding proof normally a sky remote does the trick ![]() | |||
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"If i was a guy i would of measured my cock and tasted my spunk" Haven't tried the former, but the latter was very nice. | |||
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"Wow this thread is 9 weeks old, I could have sworn it was only 6, 6.5 at most. ![]() ![]() | |||
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