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Cucumber Appreciation Society

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Welcome to the inaugural meeting of the CAS.

I'd like to share some cucumber facts with you , if I may?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

They make excellent improvised dildos... or so I've heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corn on the cob is better

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Cucumber Fact-Cucumber slices can be rubbed on noisy hinges to lubricate them!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Corn on the cob is better"

Deffo all the nobly bits ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can grow / buy a particular cucumber that doesn’t repeat on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corn on the cob is better

Deffo all the nobly bits ! X"

There's a nobbly cucumber also

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Cucumber Fact-Cucumber slices can be rubbed on noisy hinges to lubricate them! "

What like to stop a squeaky bed? Or creaking floorboard?

Jo.Xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They make excellent improvised dildos... or so I've heard "

Too cold

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Cucumber Fact-Cucumber slices can be rubbed on noisy hinges to lubricate them!

What like to stop a squeaky bed? Or creaking floorboard?

Jo.Xx "

Asking for a friend obviously!

Jo.Xx

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Cucumber Fact-

Cucumbers can be up to 2 foot long!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Cucumber Fact-

Cucumbers can be up to 2 foot long!

"

Take that Frankencock

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Corn on the cob is better

Deffo all the nobly bits ! X

There's a nobbly cucumber also "

Yes but those tend to b prickly x

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Cucumber Fact-

Cucumbers can be up to 2 foot long!

Take that Frankencock"

Nature truly is a cruel mistress... I must find more "volunteers"

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Corn on the cob is better"

Heathen

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"They make excellent improvised dildos... or so I've heard

Too cold "

Pop it in the microwave

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They make excellent improvised dildos... or so I've heard

Too cold

Pop it in the microwave "

Cucumber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corn on the cob is better

Deffo all the nobly bits ! X

There's a nobbly cucumber also

Yes but those tend to b prickly x"
she knows

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Cucumber fact - I grew 3 cucumbers this year.

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

Cucumber Appreciation Fact: Apparently, many cats are not members of said society.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cucumber Appreciation Fact: Apparently, many cats are not members of said society."

Not all cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple and lemon cucumbers are delicious from the vine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They make excellent improvised dildos... or so I've heard

Too cold

Pop it in the microwave "

Then how would it be as cool as a cucumber...it's reputation would be ruined

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Cucumbet Fact-

China produces 76% of cucumber and gherkin production in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber slices placed on the eyelids relieve tired eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact :- Cucumber spelt backwards is rebmucuC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cucumber slices placed on the eyelids relieve tired eyes. "
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My aunt used to do that,I believe there's something in that,some vitamin or mineral thing

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"You can grow / buy a particular cucumber that doesn’t repeat on you "

Yes, they are called burpless cucumbers

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Loofahs are a type of cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You burn more calories eating a cucumber, this is because the Calorie ratio is outweighed by the action of chewing.

Amazingly the cucumber is actually a nut not a vegetable.

The cucumber was first discovered by Sir Philip Cucumber in 1975.

Every cucumber that has been eaten is a distant relative to that first cucumber found in 1975.

Before cucumber sandwiches these sandwiches were just called sandwiches, when the cucumber was added they changed the name to cucumber sandwiches.

Nobody knows till this day why supermarkets put cucumbers in plastic and not bananas, some say it’s because banana skins come off, but this is yet to be clarified.

Of all the cucumbers that have ever lived, 10% of that total are in supermarkets and shops as we speak.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"You burn more calories eating a cucumber, this is because the Calorie ratio is outweighed by the action of chewing.

Amazingly the cucumber is actually a nut not a vegetable.

The cucumber was first discovered by Sir Philip Cucumber in 1975.

Every cucumber that has been eaten is a distant relative to that first cucumber found in 1975.

Before cucumber sandwiches these sandwiches were just called sandwiches, when the cucumber was added they changed the name to cucumber sandwiches.

Nobody knows till this day why supermarkets put cucumbers in plastic and not bananas, some say it’s because banana skins come off, but this is yet to be clarified.

Of all the cucumbers that have ever lived, 10% of that total are in supermarkets and shops as we speak. "

I think you need to have stern words with your fact checker, Mr Jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cucumbers!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

I love cucumbers according to my friend they taste like puddle water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't microwave cucumbers.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Cucumbers taste like puddle water

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Cucumbers taste like puddle water "

You cant microwave cucumbers i want you to drink said puddle water to try

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Cucumbers taste like puddle water

You cant microwave cucumbers i want you to drink said puddle water to try "

Pervert

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"You can grow / buy a particular cucumber that doesn’t repeat on you

Yes, they are called burpless cucumbers "

Find them on the shelf next to the fartless beans

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Cucumber fact - I grew 3 cucumbers this year. "

The third one was tasty.

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"You burn more calories eating a cucumber, this is because the Calorie ratio is outweighed by the action of chewing.

Amazingly the cucumber is actually a nut not a vegetable.

The cucumber was first discovered by Sir Philip Cucumber in 1975.

Every cucumber that has been eaten is a distant relative to that first cucumber found in 1975.

Before cucumber sandwiches these sandwiches were just called sandwiches, when the cucumber was added they changed the name to cucumber sandwiches.

Nobody knows till this day why supermarkets put cucumbers in plastic and not bananas, some say it’s because banana skins come off, but this is yet to be clarified.

Of all the cucumbers that have ever lived, 10% of that total are in supermarkets and shops as we speak. "

Sounds legit.

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