FabSwingers.com forum: Knife in a toaster

By *ral Extraordinaire OP Man
over a year ago

Kent

Apparently its dangerous

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Only if butter is added

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I mean only if the toaster is connected to electricity

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It will only hurt for a fraction of a second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can confirm this

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Apparently its dangerous"

Knife in the heart is worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You definitely need to be careful, electricity is in its element

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Apparently its dangerous

Knife in the heart is worse."

Unless its being held by a surgeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top tip of the day - for perfect fried bread, brush slice with oil and put in toaster. Stand by with fire extinguisher.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Top tip of the day - for perfect fried bread, brush slice with oil and put in toaster. Stand by with fire extinguisher."

But not a water one.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You definitely need to be careful, electricity is in its element

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

It's quicker if you use two.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Apparently its dangerous

Knife in the heart is worse.

Unless its being held by a surgeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top tip of the day - for perfect fried bread, brush slice with oil and put in toaster. Stand by with fire extinguisher.

But not a water one.

You definitely don't want your fried bread to get soggy and lose its crispness.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Top tip of the day - for perfect fried bread, brush slice with oil and put in toaster. Stand by with fire extinguisher.

But not a water one.

You definitely don't want your fried bread to get soggy and lose its crispness."

Oh blimey no.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Top tip of the day - for perfect fried bread, brush slice with oil and put in toaster. "

This will not be fried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you live in Towcester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know, I know.

It's serious.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"What if you live in Towcester

Is ok because in Towcester electrocution still is allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently its dangerous"

Only if its still plugged in.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Try a fork

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If the knife isn't metallic then it should OK.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Try a fork

I don't wanna see it , i can feel something wrong is going to hapen , i'm just gonna close my eyes

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"If the knife isn't metallic then it should OK. "

If is not metalic is a toy

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By *akeheelsTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburghish

Turn toaster on side. Reheat pizza slices. I always use a sharp knife and spear into product. Only gone horribly wrong once....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Try a fork

On second thoughts, don't.

I don't want your untimely demise on my conscience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a toaster,can't remember the make...it had a big White flag on the side..it was just for making French toast

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Apparently its dangerous"

Not if it’s unplugged

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

What did the toaster do to deserve a knife in it?

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP Man
over a year ago

Kent

"Apparently its dangerous

Knife in the heart is worse."

Cant get that swinging

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"Apparently its dangerous"

It’s fine if you do it while it’s submerged in a bowl of water.

...oh, hang on, that’s peeling onions, sorry.

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By *akeheelsTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburghish

"I once had a toaster,can't remember the make...it had a big White flag on the side..it was just for making French toast

Surrender cheese toasties...i bet it made those too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like The Smiths B side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only as dangerous as running with scissors or juggling with rattle snakes, I would imagine

Fuzz

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I know, I know.

It's serious. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know, I know.

It's serious. "

I’m glad it’s not just me who sang the title to the melody of ‘Girlfriend in a coma’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man who invented the toaster has died .he will be cremated at 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a great lightening display inside your house wrap some tinfoil up and put it in the microwave for 30 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A road my daughter stuck a fork in the plug socket and turned it on, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP Man
over a year ago

Kent

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP Man
over a year ago

Kent

"For a great lightening display inside your house wrap some tinfoil up and put it in the microwave for 30 seconds "

Hahaha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently its dangerous"

Try bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a Warburton's loaf in a Zoo once...

It was bread in captivity

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Apparently its dangerous"
it really is look for the video.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Why does the bread never actually fit in the toaster completely? Or have I just got a crap toaster?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Why does the bread never actually fit in the toaster completely? Or have I just got a crap toaster?"

Crap toaster - been there, done that. Lol

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

Within Torridge area

"Apparently its dangerous"

Why not go for the full ‘How to be a Health and Safety expert’ and stand in a bowl of water too.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"Why does the bread never actually fit in the toaster completely? Or have I just got a crap toaster?"

I didn’t realise they were available.

But who on Earth wants to put crap in a toaster?

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP Man
over a year ago

Kent

Sure theres a few nutters out there

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