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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After extensive research through the forum search facility I have discovered that women *do* in fact all love cervix thumping humungo-dicks despite what they protest about wanting average penises

Now rather than being content with my equipment and making peace that I can't change it, I have approached Morningstar and Mr Mystique who have both kindly agreed to sacrifice their penises to the cause of surgically engorging mine to mammoth Frankendick proportions

Form an orderly queue ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only read the last night but I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women like big penis. Simple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only read the last night but I’m in "

What a trooper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women like big penis. Simple"

Yes, I've already come to this conclusion.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

...the fuck, I legally own 35% of Mystique's penis?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It must be said, I am used to having something on the larger side

Mrs KC

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I hope you guys like puke, cos that's what I'll be doing when it mines my cervix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...the fuck, I legally own 35% of Mystique's penis?"

Don't worry, your rights still stand. You now own 8.7% of my Dipplodocock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It must be said, I am used to having something on the larger side

Mrs KC

Take a ticket and I'll be right with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you guys like puke, cos that's what I'll be doing when it mines my cervix."

I love how chunky it is

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I hope you guys like puke, cos that's what I'll be doing when it mines my cervix.

I love how chunky it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love cock up to about 8.5 inches..

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By *nkedviolet69Woman
over a year ago

Twickenham

Nope... Not all woman.. the only pain I like is my ass spanked and my hair pulled...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love cock up to about 8.5 inches..

This beast is 15"×9" sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope... Not all woman.. the only pain I like is my ass spanked and my hair pulled...

The beast will double as a paddle after a bit of swing

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"...the fuck, I legally own 35% of Mystique's penis?

Don't worry, your rights still stand. You now own 8.7% of my Dipplodocock

Phew!

Portfolio updated.

I'm like the Ed Sheeran of dick property

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It must be said, I am used to having something on the larger side

Mrs KC

Take a ticket and I'll be right with you

Duly noted. I'm ticket no1

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Nope... Not all woman.. the only pain I like is my ass spanked and my hair pulled...

The beast will double as a paddle after a bit of swing

Damn it I can't wank right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love cock up to about 8.5 inches..

This beast is 15"×9" sorry

Will fit between my tits nicely then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...the fuck, I legally own 35% of Mystique's penis?

Don't worry, your rights still stand. You now own 8.7% of my Dipplodocock

Phew!

Portfolio updated.

I'm like the Ed Sheeran of dick property

Investments are guaranteed to double in value after three years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It must be said, I am used to having something on the larger side

Mrs KC

Take a ticket and I'll be right with you

Duly noted. I'm ticket no1

You'll have to fight Queenie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope... Not all woman.. the only pain I like is my ass spanked and my hair pulled...

The beast will double as a paddle after a bit of swing

Damn it I can't wank right now

You can do anything you put your mind to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love cock up to about 8.5 inches..

This beast is 15"×9" sorry

Will fit between my tits nicely then

It'll probably still get lost to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Consider myself average+ but can go at it for about an hour so pick your poison.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It must be said, I am used to having something on the larger side

Mrs KC

Take a ticket and I'll be right with you

Duly noted. I'm ticket no1

You'll have to fight Queenie

We're on. Naked mud wrestling?!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Even with all those dicks helping you out, you'll probably still need to double the size to get anywhere near monster cock size.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Consider myself average+ but can go at it for about an hour so pick your poison. "

Glad you read the post

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Nope... Not all woman.. the only pain I like is my ass spanked and my hair pulled...

The beast will double as a paddle after a bit of swing

Damn it I can't wank right now

You can do anything you put your mind to

Errm yes probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It must be said, I am used to having something on the larger side

Mrs KC

Take a ticket and I'll be right with you

Duly noted. I'm ticket no1

You'll have to fight Queenie

We're on. Naked mud wrestling?!

This is acceptable to the penis God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope... Not all woman.. the only pain I like is my ass spanked and my hair pulled...

I think you'd be fine with me as i would be classed as average

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even with all those dicks helping you out, you'll probably still need to double the size to get anywhere near monster cock size.

Do you know any others willing to donate to the cause Meli?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love cock up to about 8.5 inches..

This beast is 15"×9" sorry

Will fit between my tits nicely then

It'll probably still get lost to be fair

Fit a tracker and lets get this tit wank on the go..

Bring the Baby oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope... Not all woman.. the only pain I like is my ass spanked and my hair pulled...

The beast will double as a paddle after a bit of swing

Damn it I can't wank right now

You can do anything you put your mind to

Errm yes probably

Go wank your brains out while gazing upon my Godzilla cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't even know what I'm saying anymore

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It must be said, I am used to having something on the larger side

Mrs KC

Take a ticket and I'll be right with you

Duly noted. I'm ticket no1

You'll have to fight Queenie

We're on. Naked mud wrestling?!

This is acceptable to the penis God

Oh good, anything to satisfy the penis God

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love cock up to about 8.5 inches..

This beast is 15"×9" sorry

Will fit between my tits nicely then

It'll probably still get lost to be fair

Fit a tracker and lets get this tit wank on the go..

Bring the Baby oil

GPS chip, check. Baby oil, check. Penis SCUBA gear, check.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Even with all those dicks helping you out, you'll probably still need to double the size to get anywhere near monster cock size.

Do you know any others willing to donate to the cause Meli?

Yeah Lib probably needs some action so ask him.

P.S What happened to your beautiful bbc? That was a cervix basher from a mile away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women like big penis. Simple"

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Frankenwiener, a monster cock is born. This could be what saves Halloween 2020

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Women like big penis. Simple"

So do men it seems.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even with all those dicks helping you out, you'll probably still need to double the size to get anywhere near monster cock size.

Do you know any others willing to donate to the cause Meli?

Yeah Lib probably needs some action so ask him.

P.S What happened to your beautiful bbc? That was a cervix basher from a mile away."

I'll give him a call

This one? Oh that's the old model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick question.. are the balls also in proportion?

Will there be extra spunk? Or just normal amounts of cum??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women like big penis. Simple

No"

Yes

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Quick question.. are the balls also in proportion?

Will there be extra spunk? Or just normal amounts of cum?? "

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quick question.. are the balls also in proportion?

Will there be extra spunk? Or just normal amounts of cum?? "

The balls are proportionate yes but thanks to medical marvels we have managed to squeeze 300% cum capacity in the same volume. Don't ask how, it's science.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quick question.. are the balls also in proportion?

Will there be extra spunk? Or just normal amounts of cum??

Jesus

Jesus had no place here

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Wow, it looks massive

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Will there be a Frankenstein’s monster role play? Because it’s spooky season and I like a good storyline.

I would ask all parties to fully commit. I want to see backstories, character development, plot twists- the lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quick question.. are the balls also in proportion?

Will there be extra spunk? Or just normal amounts of cum??

The balls are proportionate yes but thanks to medical marvels we have managed to squeeze 300% cum capacity in the same volume. Don't ask how, it's science."

Enough to cover my face n tits then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to disagree! I have a forward facing womb

And it hurts like f*#k

So no thank you prefer just normal!

And wrong colour for me

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

"I hope you guys like puke, cos that's what I'll be doing when it mines my cervix."

Especially if it hits the cervix during a BJ

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By *nkedviolet69Woman
over a year ago

Twickenham

If you can make it pull my hair then I'll be impressed

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

^^ but what size do I get in return

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"...the fuck, I legally own 35% of Mystique's penis?"

Yes, you own the end that does the damage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are full of utter nonsense

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I am strangely turned on by the thought of your frankendick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like to meet guys with a big penis as it can make parts of sex difficult. Giving a bj to someone with a massive dick is a real choking hazard for me and too big a penis actually hurts me and it’s harder to be versatile with positions and thrusting depth etc. But that's just my opinion which counts for nothing I guess.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Will there be a Frankenstein’s monster role play? Because it’s spooky season and I like a good storyline.

I would ask all parties to fully commit. I want to see backstories, character development, plot twists- the lot! "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

What happens when you leave me unsupervised?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

What happens when you leave me unsupervised?

You probably get up to all sorts involving Matterhorn's massive dong!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

What happens when you leave me unsupervised?

You probably get up to all sorts involving Matterhorn's massive dong!"

Oh wouldn't I just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make up the whole 9.7% of that cock!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I don't even know what I'm saying anymore

GOD THIS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be a Frankenstein’s monster role play? Because it’s spooky season and I like a good storyline.

I would ask all parties to fully commit. I want to see backstories, character development, plot twists- the lot! "

Of course. The main event will be a grand stage play on par with Shakespeare at The Globe

I'll audition each person personally for any role they wish to play, the opening night shall be Halloween itself, book early to guarantee a seat in the socially distanced splash zone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Quick question.. are the balls also in proportion?

Will there be extra spunk? Or just normal amounts of cum??

The balls are proportionate yes but thanks to medical marvels we have managed to squeeze 300% cum capacity in the same volume. Don't ask how, it's science.

Enough to cover my face n tits then?

Of course, that was the specification the TurboBall300's were designed to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you can make it pull my hair then I'll be impressed

It does have built in AI but it needs a little more training before CockNet becomes self aware.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Will there be a Frankenstein’s monster role play? Because it’s spooky season and I like a good storyline.

I would ask all parties to fully commit. I want to see backstories, character development, plot twists- the lot!

Of course. The main event will be a grand stage play on par with Shakespeare at The Globe

I'll audition each person personally for any role they wish to play, the opening night shall be Halloween itself, book early to guarantee a seat in the socially distanced splash zone

Oh my goodness. I would like to put myself forward to audition.

It’s finally happening.

I’m gonna be a star.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...the fuck, I legally own 35% of Mystique's penis?

Yes, you own the end that does the damage

That's why your contribution is right at the tip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are full of semen

Yes. Yes I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

I'm not even sorry...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am strangely turned on by the thought of your frankendick

It's social distancing compatible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

What happens when you leave me unsupervised?

You probably get up to all sorts involving Matterhorn's massive dong!"

It's true, she's already signed up as the test dummy and is currently struggling to get the final eight inches inside her. I believe in her, she's a champ

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I make up the whole 9.7% of that cock!"

Every little helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't even know what I'm saying anymore

GOD THIS

(Help me...)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

What happens when you leave me unsupervised?

You probably get up to all sorts involving Matterhorn's massive dong!

It's true, she's already signed up as the test dummy and is currently struggling to get the final eight inches inside her. I believe in her, she's a champ

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be a Frankenstein’s monster role play? Because it’s spooky season and I like a good storyline.

I would ask all parties to fully commit. I want to see backstories, character development, plot twists- the lot!

Of course. The main event will be a grand stage play on par with Shakespeare at The Globe

I'll audition each person personally for any role they wish to play, the opening night shall be Halloween itself, book early to guarantee a seat in the socially distanced splash zone

Oh my goodness. I would like to put myself forward to audition.

It’s finally happening.

I’m gonna be a star. "

Bride of Frankendick presumably? Or perhaps Concubine #7?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That thing is not going anywhere near me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That thing is not going anywhere near me

Why not bb? Show bobs and vagene...

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"That thing is not going anywhere near me

Why not bb? Show bobs and vagene...

This has just given me some wild MSN flashbacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That thing is not going anywhere near me

Why not bb? Show bobs and vagene...

This has just given me some wild MSN flashbacks

Did we cam?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That thing is not going anywhere near me

For better, for worse....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"That thing is not going anywhere near me

Yes. Yes it is

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"That thing is not going anywhere near me

Why not bb? Show bobs and vagene...

This has just given me some wild MSN flashbacks

Did we cam?..."

Was that you the whole time?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

I'm not even sorry..."

Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.

Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That thing is not going anywhere near me

Why not bb? Show bobs and vagene...

This has just given me some wild MSN flashbacks

Did we cam?...

Was that you the whole time?

I'm not sure. Want to try again to double check?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

I'm not even sorry...

Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.

Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....

They're not kinks, they're features Posh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

I'm not even sorry...

Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.

Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....

They're not kinks, they're features Posh

Of course... I feel so stupid now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

I'm not even sorry...

Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.

Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....

They're not kinks, they're features Posh

Of course... I feel so stupid now

Don't worry Posh, we'll give you a an early bird pass to test all the features for yourself

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

I'm not even sorry...

Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.

Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....

The kinks are the best part

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

I'm not even sorry...

Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.

Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....

They're not kinks, they're features Posh

Of course... I feel so stupid now

Don't worry Posh, we'll give you a an early bird pass to test all the features for yourself

You really are too good to me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

I'm not even sorry...

Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.

Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....

The kinks are the best part

I was hoping they'd have some excellent ones....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

I'm not even sorry...

Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.

Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....

The kinks are the best part

I was hoping they'd have some excellent ones....

Any in particular Posh? It comes with an encyclopedic database of all known kinks

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

I don't have a big cock...just a small body, it actually makes me embarrassed

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

LvM I've just seen your profile pic. I'm not sure whether to be concerned or impressed

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I leave you unsupervised for a couple of hours and this is what you get up to?

I'm not even sorry...

Didn't think you would be..... and I'm not either.

Matterhorn, Mystique and Morningstar hybrid is sounding good. Let me know when you've worked out the kinks.....

The kinks are the best part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope... Not all woman.. the only pain I like is my ass spanked and my hair pulled...

Noted

Fuzz

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Love cock up to about 8.5 inches..

This beast is 15"×9" sorry

I’m not very good at imperial measurements, can you convert that to sky remotes please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"LvM I've just seen your profile pic. I'm not sure whether to be concerned or impressed

I would also accept scared and/or horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love cock up to about 8.5 inches..

This beast is 15"×9" sorry

I’m not very good at imperial measurements, can you convert that to sky remotes please? "

1.8×3.69SRs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*Waves ticket* I have a redemption voucher here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Waves ticket* I have a redemption voucher here

Climb aboard missy. Please sign this liability waiver first though

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"*Waves ticket* I have a redemption voucher here

Climb aboard missy. Please sign this liability waiver first though

My pen went AWOL

What's that coming out of my mouth?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Waves ticket* I have a redemption voucher here

Climb aboard missy. Please sign this liability waiver first though

My pen went AWOL

What's that coming out of my mouth?!

That'll be the Mr Mystique 8.7% my dear

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"*Waves ticket* I have a redemption voucher here

Climb aboard missy. Please sign this liability waiver first though

My pen went AWOL

What's that coming out of my mouth?!

That'll be the Mr Mystique 8.7% my dear

Chateauneuf du spaf

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"In

"
out

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Zat vould be a huge svanshtuffer

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"In

out

Shake it all about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In

out

Shake it all about"

I wouldn't, might take someone's eye out

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"In

out

Shake it all about

I wouldn't, might take someone's eye out

You'll have to be careful with the angle for the tit wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have a small one when you can have a big one?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why have a small one when you can have a big one?"

Because I'm greedy and want both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why have a small one when you can have a big one?

Because I'm greedy and want both"

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

The last couple of messages certainly made me laugh, I'm just going to shut up and read my paper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In

out

Shake it all about

I wouldn't, might take someone's eye out

You'll have to be careful with the angle for the tit wank

Every ticket includes a complimentary pair of safety goggles

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Why have a small one when you can have a big one?

Because I'm greedy and want both"

Now there's an idea...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why have a small one when you can have a big one?

Because I'm greedy and want both

Now there's an idea... "

Perverts the lot of you... I love it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"*Waves ticket* I have a redemption voucher here

Climb aboard missy. Please sign this liability waiver first though

My pen went AWOL

What's that coming out of my mouth?!

That'll be the Mr Mystique 8.7% my dear

Chateauneuf du spaf

Delicious it was too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much length can you take in your pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ He searched for big cocks

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"How much length can you take in your pussy?"

...honestly, bumping this mess after 7 weeks with this question was perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much length can you take in your pussy?"

Let’s put that one to the panel.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"How much length can you take in your pussy?"

About 4 miles.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How much length can you take in your pussy?

Let’s put that one to the panel."

Only a few mm

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"How much length can you take in your pussy?

Let’s put that one to the panel.

Only a few mm

I think my first ever thread was on this subject

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How much length can you take in your pussy?

Let’s put that one to the panel.

Only a few mm

I think my first ever thread was on this subject "

And was yours a yard or a foot?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"How much length can you take in your pussy?

Let’s put that one to the panel.

Only a few mm

I think my first ever thread was on this subject

And was yours a yard or a foot?

It was a standard lamp, I was supposed to get back to you about 8 weeks ago once you had healed

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How much length can you take in your pussy?

Let’s put that one to the panel.

Only a few mm

I think my first ever thread was on this subject

And was yours a yard or a foot?

It was a standard lamp, I was supposed to get back to you about 8 weeks ago once you had healed

I'm healed but the op might have partly failed, so I'm mended but a bit broken still. Polyfilla?!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"How much length can you take in your pussy?

Let’s put that one to the panel.

Only a few mm

I think my first ever thread was on this subject

And was yours a yard or a foot?

It was a standard lamp, I was supposed to get back to you about 8 weeks ago once you had healed

I'm healed but the op might have partly failed, so I'm mended but a bit broken still. Polyfilla?!

Get the flexible one though, you wouldn’t want any cracks

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By *andystick72Man
over a year ago

kinky Street

Mmmmmmm

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How much length can you take in your pussy?

Let’s put that one to the panel.

Only a few mm

I think my first ever thread was on this subject

And was yours a yard or a foot?

It was a standard lamp, I was supposed to get back to you about 8 weeks ago once you had healed

I'm healed but the op might have partly failed, so I'm mended but a bit broken still. Polyfilla?!

Get the flexible one though, you wouldn’t want any cracks

Roger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmmmm"

You want some Franken-cock big boy?

(I'm so glad this got resurrected

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t had as many women ask me to stop because it hurts as I have had obviously enjoying themselves...but it has happened more than I would have expected!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He hasn't read the thread ^

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Mmmmmmm

You want some Franken-cock big boy?

(I'm so glad this got resurrected

Franken-cock always comes back to life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made mine public for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmmmm

You want some Franken-cock big boy?

(I'm so glad this got resurrected

)

Franken-cock always comes back to life.

I know what you like Meli

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Made mine public for a bit"

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