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Marked for death lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think my days are numbered and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be sleeping with the fishes before long.

I bought a couple of cream buns from tesco on my way home there from me mums. I got home, put the kettle on(the brand new kettle which is a story in itself fs), put one bun in the fridge and started munching the other in my kitchen while waiting for the kettle to boil. As I finished the bun I realised I had been standing at my kitchen window and outside was a car with 3 people in it looking up at me with sad faces. When they noticed me looking back one ran her finger across her throat before the 3 of them burst out laughing. The weekly slimming world meeting that takes place in the church across the street was due to start. I had been tonguing a cream bun at my window with 3 slimmers looking up, probably hating me for all they're worth , and now one means to kill me

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Run Forest run

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

That’s just mean

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

About time you got your just desserts.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Well it seems deservedly then! Maybe you should start settling your affairs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shall pay for your Syns

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think my days are numbered and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be sleeping with the fishes before long.

I bought a couple of cream buns from tesco on my way home there from me mums. I got home, put the kettle on(the brand new kettle which is a story in itself fs), put one bun in the fridge and started munching the other in my kitchen while waiting for the kettle to boil. As I finished the bun I realised I had been standing at my kitchen window and outside was a car with 3 people in it looking up at me with sad faces. When they noticed me looking back one ran her finger across her throat before the 3 of them burst out laughing. The weekly slimming world meeting that takes place in the church across the street was due to start. I had been tonguing a cream bun at my window with 3 slimmers looking up, probably hating me for all they're worth , and now one means to kill me "

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

They're stealthy and they hold a grudge. Trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a load of cream buns and charge in at the next meeting and take them out first

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Buy a load of cream buns and charge in at the next meeting and take them out first "

Like a scene from Bugsy Malone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.

all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if your time is limited, I hope you ate the second bun

J x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.

all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol"

Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

That's what happens when you don't keep your creamy puffs to yourself. Take your punishment like a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should've kept eating it while maintaining eye contact.

Assert dominance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should habe flashed your other buns, might have changed their minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a load of cream buns and charge in at the next meeting and take them out first

Like a scene from Bugsy Malone "

"Have you located the splurge gun yet ..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.

all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol

Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him "

you tell him that, your bigger than me

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Should habe flashed your other buns, might have changed their minds "

Yeah, should have been one step ahead of them, might even wipe the smiles off their faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

death is imminent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You better weight and see they be watching you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could offer to be their personal trainer

Good session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re so naughty

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.

all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol

Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him

you tell him that, your bigger than me "

I could probably take him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.

all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol

Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him

you tell him that, your bigger than me

I could probably take him "

can i watch

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.

all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol

Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him

you tell him that, your bigger than me

I could probably take him

can i watch "

I would prefer it if you joined in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.

all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol

Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him

you tell him that, your bigger than me

I could probably take him

can i watch

I would prefer it if you joined in "

he wouldnt

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.

all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol

Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him

you tell him that, your bigger than me

I could probably take him

can i watch

I would prefer it if you joined in

he wouldnt "

Damn, you’re so good at wrestling too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next week go out and offer to tongue them xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"marked for death. steven seagal film wasnt it.

all that throwing people around and breaking bones stuff lol

Did he throw people around? I just thought he did some hand waving and they just fell on the floor around him

you tell him that, your bigger than me

I could probably take him

can i watch

I would prefer it if you joined in

he wouldnt

Damn, you’re so good at wrestling too "

i was trying to escape

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I think my days are numbered and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be sleeping with the fishes before long.

I bought a couple of cream buns from tesco on my way home there from me mums. I got home, put the kettle on(the brand new kettle which is a story in itself fs), put one bun in the fridge and started munching the other in my kitchen while waiting for the kettle to boil. As I finished the bun I realised I had been standing at my kitchen window and outside was a car with 3 people in it looking up at me with sad faces. When they noticed me looking back one ran her finger across her throat before the 3 of them burst out laughing. The weekly slimming world meeting that takes place in the church across the street was due to start. I had been tonguing a cream bun at my window with 3 slimmers looking up, probably hating me for all they're worth , and now one means to kill me "

There are worse things to be caught tonguing at the window tbh

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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