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Don't fucking microwave eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They WILL explode in your face.

I found out the hard way so you don't have to

My poor little burnt eyelid

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I discovered that many years ago

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

lucky you didn't lose an eye... i learnt the hard way too and half of my face got marks... very dangerous

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Mine was when microwaves were fairly new and you tried what people said they did with theirs. Don't is what I learnt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lucky you didn't lose an eye... i learnt the hard way too and half of my face got marks... very dangerous "

Damn who knew eggs were so lethal.

Yeah it got my other eyelid a tiny bit too. Thankfully I closed my eyes just in time or else I would have definitely burned them

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I microwave scrambled eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t know this. Hope you’re ok

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"They WILL explode in your face.

I found out the hard way so you don't have to

My poor little burnt eyelid "

I feel your pain, I did this as a teenager, nearly blinded myself.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I microwave scrambled eggs"

I’ve just talked a friend through this on the phone as she’d never made scrambled eggs before

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"I microwave scrambled eggs"

This...add salt, pepper and a little milk to a couple of cracked open eggs in bowl. Mico for about 1 minute + 20 to 30 seconds.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

oh dear...did you get the hot white stuff shoot in your face

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By *exyguy76Man
over a year ago

lancashire

You can purchase special plastic containers with lids on so the eggs don't egg-plode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill your kettle with cooking oil and deep fry them in that

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

I have a container that you can cook eggs in the microwave. They come out really well, just like poached eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldnt laugh but totally did..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unpierced chicken breasts with that membrane they have can be very explosive too, luckily it missed me but I found a bit stuck on the wall on the other side of the kitchen! Xx

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By *hilliandspiceMan
over a year ago

Wimborne


"I microwave scrambled eggs

This...add salt, pepper and a little milk to a couple of cracked open eggs in bowl. Mico for about 1 minute + 20 to 30 seconds."

This makes fluffy nice scrambled eggs

I do it in 15 second bursts with a quick whisk each time to really get the fluffy scrambled egg effect. Brilliant results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can purchase special plastic containers with lids on so the eggs don't egg-plode. "

I see what you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt that at 15

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"They WILL explode in your face.

I found out the hard way so you don't have to

My poor little burnt eyelid "

Didn't you close the microwave door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can purchase special plastic containers with lids on so the eggs don't egg-plode. "

I have used them, a couple of times the eggs have exploded in them and the lids have flown off with some force. I always pierced the egg yolks too. X

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I microwave scrambled eggs"

It's the best way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you need to do is pierce the egg yolk and they won't explode.

Her x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I do scrambled eggs, ommelette and a sort of poach/fried egg in the microwave.......

No probs. x

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I would never have even tried microwaving an egg. Seems obvious to me.

But having said that, I microwaved a carton of custard once. Who knew they were foil-lined cartons!! (Clearly I didn’t).

The microwave lit up like the Northern Lights

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Feel slightly better knowing how many of you have also had this happen lol, although my eye still fucking hurts like hell

To all of those offering recipes: nope. Never going near a microwave with eggs again

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"I microwave scrambled eggs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs stink in the microwave and go rubbery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They WILL explode in your face.

I found out the hard way so you don't have to

My poor little burnt eyelid "

How long did you zap them for?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They WILL explode in your face.

I found out the hard way so you don't have to

My poor little burnt eyelid

How long did you zap them for?!"

About 20 seconds. I'd boiled some eggs but when I cracked them open they were all runny inside (even though I've boiled eggs literally hundreds of times and have never undercooked them), so I thought I'd quickly finish them off in the microwave as I'd opened them and couldn't put them back in the water. I've done scrambled eggs in the microwave loads of times so thought I'd be alright, especially as I'd removed most of the shells. Zapped them for about 20 seconds, opened the door to check and bang!

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By *inabedMFMCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Dont dry your hair in the microwave either, this can be very dangerous to,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend admitted to me that he used a hotel kettle once to boil an egg... Needless to say it was a disaster... And he didn't tell the hotel staff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend admitted to me that he used a hotel kettle once to boil an egg... Needless to say it was a disaster... And he didn't tell the hotel staff "

I tried to boil an egg in a kettle after watching a life hack thing on YouTube

I needed a new kettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend admitted to me that he used a hotel kettle once to boil an egg... Needless to say it was a disaster... And he didn't tell the hotel staff

I tried to boil an egg in a kettle after watching a life hack thing on YouTube

I needed a new kettle. "

Yeah, that was pretty much his conclusion... Everytime he boiled water it tasted of egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend admitted to me that he used a hotel kettle once to boil an egg... Needless to say it was a disaster... And he didn't tell the hotel staff

I tried to boil an egg in a kettle after watching a life hack thing on YouTube

I needed a new kettle.

Yeah, that was pretty much his conclusion... Everytime he boiled water it tasted of egg "

And it really really smells.

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