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50 Shades of Chav

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By *edangel_2013 OP   Woman
over a year ago

southend

Blatantly stolen from FaceBook (with permission)!!!

"Even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women"

"As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight."

"It was Dwayne's birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he called The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time."

"Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of am orange. As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you"

"As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of , B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same."

"My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had ****** his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from farm foods. He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my doughy ****. It stung but I liked it. I shouted again again so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile. He even had a semi on which rare as the crack normally played havoc with his erections."

Please take it in the light hearted manner for which it was intended!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

better than shades of grey and I am only on page 26

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I howled with laughter at this :D

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By *exyhornycplCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

love it just finished the other version ,must say yours much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blatantly stolen from FaceBook (with permission)!!!

"Even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women"

"As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight."

"It was Dwayne's birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he called The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time."

"Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of am orange. As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you"

"As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of , B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same."

"My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had ****** his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from farm foods. He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my doughy ****. It stung but I liked it. I shouted again again so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile. He even had a semi on which rare as the crack normally played havoc with his erections."

Please take it in the light hearted manner for which it was intended!!!

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lol!!! Light hearted piss take of anywhere near you maybe?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this version made me smile.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody brill!

xx

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

when a chav girl has orgasium the bus shelter rattles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of another chapter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I laughed.

Mrs

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