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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " It's not entirely clear who provides the lasagne in this scenario... | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " This sounds like a win-win situation for some lucky bugger! | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " I'll bring the custard, but what did you want in the crumble? | |||
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"What sort of apples did you use in the crumble?" Half bramley, half granny smith | |||
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"Do you have anything other than lasagna?" No sorry | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " Are they home made or shop bought? I'm a quality over quantity kinda guy. | |||
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"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble? " Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but... | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. It's not entirely clear who provides the lasagne in this scenario..." Me | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie " I make a mean crumble | |||
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"What sort of apples did you use in the crumble? Half bramley, half granny smith " Sounds heavenly | |||
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"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble? Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but... " Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream? | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. This sounds like a win-win situation for some lucky bugger!" It's good food I promise | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I'll bring the custard, but what did you want in the crumble? " Apples Chunky! | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. Are they home made or shop bought? I'm a quality over quantity kinda guy." Apart from when it comes to reading skills it seems | |||
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"What sort of apples did you use in the crumble? Half bramley, half granny smith Sounds heavenly " | |||
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"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble? Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but... Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream? " You strange creature Personally I like cold custard on my hot crumble. | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie I make a mean crumble " Would you teach me | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " Damn Im not a fan of lasagna | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I'll bring the custard, but what did you want in the crumble? Apples Chunky! " (I hate my typing skills).... 'What do you want ON the crumble?' | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie " MMMM see apple Pie not crumble | |||
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"I have a strap on and a face " Please Pick me up on the way. | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I'll bring the custard, but what did you want in the crumble? " Crumble should be with rhubarb and sweet custard | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " Look no further I'm a good cook and my penis is as hard as my nose bone | |||
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"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble? Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but... Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream? You strange creature Personally I like cold custard on my hot crumble. " Yeah i am very unique me and have also been described as a sugar monster by a mutual friend Oooo thats the best way let the crumble warm up the custard | |||
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"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble? Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but... Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream? There was a game I saw on a TV show where they had to name any food that wasn't made better by chocolate or ranch actually got me thinking " Chocolate makes everything better it is my diet i live on chocolate and sweets with the occasional kebab, pizza or burger | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " Wow, I see this as nothing short of a win - win! Gorgeous food and a gorgeous lady! | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " Not keen on lasagne ,but could be tempted with the crumble,what custard do you have | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " Is the beef British and the apples from your garden? | |||
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"... Apart from when it comes to reading skills it seems " Ah. I'll get me coat. | |||
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"Would you accept a strap on" Came here to Ask this | |||
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"Would you accept a strap on and mrs' face? Plus we will provide additional lasagne, home made white chocolate cookies and ice cream " Woahhhh home made white chocolate cookies that would be my choice for winning | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " What an offer. I’m in. | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie I make a mean crumble Would you teach me " Of course | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I'll bring the custard, but what did you want in the crumble? Apples Chunky! (I hate my typing skills).... 'What do you want ON the crumble?'" cold custard! | |||
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"Can't eat at present just had a tooth out and it hurts " Oh bless. Get well soon! | |||
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"I have a strap on and a face " Deal | |||
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"Think that sounds a fair trade.... I’ll bring cream, custard & ice cream..... cover all basis for crumble accoutrements " Yum! | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. Look no further I'm a good cook and my penis is as hard as my nose bone " Haha! I'm doing the cooking though! | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X | |||
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"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble? Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but... Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream? There was a game I saw on a TV show where they had to name any food that wasn't made better by chocolate or ranch actually got me thinking Chocolate makes everything better it is my diet i live on chocolate and sweets with the occasional kebab, pizza or burger " Really? Are you one of those bastards? | |||
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"I can't help with the face or the penis but I do have some Custard for your crumble " Aww thank you | |||
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"You got me hungry now what time are you serving " 6:30pm Friday | |||
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"Make sure it’s cinnamon crumble " Fussy you lot! | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " Bugger, I had homemade lasagne yesterday | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. Not keen on lasagne ,but could be tempted with the crumble,what custard do you have " Ambrosia of course! | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " Now that’s an offer ice cream or custard ? | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie I make a mean crumble Would you teach me Of course " I will bring over sweet wine | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. Is the beef British and the apples from your garden? " More fussy buggers | |||
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"Crumble this time in s morning.....oh my!!!!" In my defence I posted this last night | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " If you're willing to pay in chicken and bacon pesto pasta, and chocolate fudge cake then you can have me and hubby? I'll let you borrow my toys too | |||
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"I do love a good lasagna and apple crumble and can offer you up not only a penis but a choice of faces, either a made up face as you see here or a guy face complete with stubble should you fancy it " So many options! Winner | |||
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"Has it come to this" Yes. Desperate times call for desperate measures! | |||
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"Good morning Lacey. I'm quite partial to a homemade lasagne and apple crumble and I have a nice strappon. Justsaying. Jo.Xx " Deal! | |||
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"Would you accept a strap on and mrs' face? Plus we will provide additional lasagne, home made white chocolate cookies and ice cream " Extra lasagna and cookies! Perfect! | |||
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"You can ride mine for free, no payment required " Very charitable of you | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X" Usual way. CV and cover letter | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. Bugger, I had homemade lasagne yesterday " That's a shame | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. Now that’s an offer ice cream or custard ? " Has to be custard. | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie I make a mean crumble Would you teach me Of course I will bring over sweet wine " Sounds like a fun evening | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " You had me at lasagne.... | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " I don’t do pasta OP.... anything low carb on offer?... | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. If you're willing to pay in chicken and bacon pesto pasta, and chocolate fudge cake then you can have me and hubby? I'll let you borrow my toys too " But I only have lasagna and crumble | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X Usual way. CV and cover letter " Any chance of a pre interview meeting. Something informal like a socially distanced drink? (once we are allowed again obvs!) | |||
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"I am very picky about my crumble. Do you flambe in whisky? If not it is a no go BTW I am too far away anyway." Flambé!? Christ you lot are fussy | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. You had me at lasagne.... " | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I don’t do pasta OP.... anything low carb on offer?..." Only pussy | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X Usual way. CV and cover letter Any chance of a pre interview meeting. Something informal like a socially distanced drink? (once we are allowed again obvs!) " Very smooth! | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I don’t do pasta OP.... anything low carb on offer?... Only pussy" That actual works for me. It’s my favourite out the food groups | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X Usual way. CV and cover letter Any chance of a pre interview meeting. Something informal like a socially distanced drink? (once we are allowed again obvs!) Very smooth! " Can't blame me for trying! | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I don’t do pasta OP.... anything low carb on offer?... Only pussy That actual works for me. It’s my favourite out the food groups" | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. Is the beef British and the apples from your garden? More fussy buggers " Just intrigued, in all honesty I don't mind. I'd let you sit on my face regardless | |||
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"Mmmm tempting offer! I'm doubting the lasagne is Vege tho! Oh well I'd have to throw my face into the crumble instead and eat my way back out. Miss PC x" I am actually vegetarian | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie I make a mean crumble Would you teach me Of course I will bring over sweet wine Sounds like a fun evening " Tin tin , cheers | |||
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"I am very picky about my crumble. Do you flambe in whisky? If not it is a no go BTW I am too far away anyway. Flambé!? Christ you lot are fussy " Then it has to be the right portion size, warmth, smell ...... Have fun. Love the batter deal here. Chaps can cook to you know!! Now chaps what to cook the Lady? | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X Usual way. CV and cover letter Any chance of a pre interview meeting. Something informal like a socially distanced drink? (once we are allowed again obvs!) Very smooth! Can't blame me for trying! " It was very smooth I'll give you that | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. Is the beef British and the apples from your garden? More fussy buggers Just intrigued, in all honesty I don't mind. I'd let you sit on my face regardless " | |||
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"I could make some nice bread to have with the lasagne. X" Garlic bread? | |||
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"I am very picky about my crumble. Do you flambe in whisky? If not it is a no go BTW I am too far away anyway. Flambé!? Christ you lot are fussy Then it has to be the right portion size, warmth, smell ...... Have fun. Love the batter deal here. Chaps can cook to you know!! Now chaps what to cook the Lady?" I didn't say they couldn't | |||
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"I am very picky about my crumble. Do you flambe in whisky? If not it is a no go BTW I am too far away anyway. Flambé!? Christ you lot are fussy Then it has to be the right portion size, warmth, smell ...... Have fun. Love the batter deal here. Chaps can cook to you know!! Now chaps what to cook the Lady? I didn't say they couldn't " A spit roast perhaps? | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. You had me at lasagne.... " Taxi to Lacey's! | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " Only if you have Custard | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " This is almost definitely the best offer I have ever seen | |||
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"I could make some nice bread to have with the lasagne. X Garlic bread? " How about a nice garlic and rosemary focaccia? X | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " Sold. | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. Sold." This | |||
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"What sort of apples did you use in the crumble? Half bramley, half granny smith Sounds heavenly " Ok ...well...I suppose I could help. I like the apple crumble hot and the custard cold though Why does that sound like a wierd euphamism? | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " Does the apple crumble come with custard? | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. Only if you have Custard " Of course | |||
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"I could make some nice bread to have with the lasagne. X Garlic bread? How about a nice garlic and rosemary focaccia? X" *drools* yes!! | |||
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"Fucking love garlic bread, making some now with mac and cheese for the kids" Sounds yummy! I love macoroni chrese! | |||
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"What sort of apples did you use in the crumble? Half bramley, half granny smith Sounds heavenly Ok ...well...I suppose I could help. I like the apple crumble hot and the custard cold though Why does that sound like a wierd euphamism? " I do too! I've converted a few people to it too. | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " Always to visit my Liverpool roots my late father was born there and I have never been | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. Does the apple crumble come with custard? " Of course! | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. Always to visit my Liverpool roots my late father was born there and I have never been " You should. Its a great city! | |||
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"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble? Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but... Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream? There was a game I saw on a TV show where they had to name any food that wasn't made better by chocolate or ranch actually got me thinking Chocolate makes everything better it is my diet i live on chocolate and sweets with the occasional kebab, pizza or burger Really? Are you one of those bastards? " I really am and i can only apologise for that | |||
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"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. " deal | |||
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"Don't suppose the offer still stands for this Friday " I think that the crumble and lasagne mite be a bit off by now | |||
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"Don't suppose the offer still stands for this Friday I think that the crumble and lasagne mite be a bit off by now" Lasagne is better when matured.....fact! | |||
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"Has it come to this Yes. Desperate times call for desperate measures! " no need you will always be in demand | |||
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"Don't suppose the offer still stands for this Friday I think that the crumble and lasagne mite be a bit off by now Lasagne is better when matured.....fact! " Matured beef- yes Mature cheese-- yes Matured on the sofa for over a week... Erm | |||
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"Don't suppose the offer still stands for this Friday I think that the crumble and lasagne mite be a bit off by now" | |||
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