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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

What sort of apples did you use in the crumble?

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By *tonyxxxMan
over a year ago

mansfield

Do you have anything other than lasagna?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

It's not entirely clear who provides the lasagne in this scenario...

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

This sounds like a win-win situation for some lucky bugger!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

I'll bring the custard, but what did you want in the crumble?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What sort of apples did you use in the crumble?"

Half bramley, half granny smith

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Do you have anything other than lasagna?"

No sorry

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

Are they home made or shop bought?

I'm a quality over quantity kinda guy.

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble? "

Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but...

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

It's not entirely clear who provides the lasagne in this scenario..."

Me

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie "

I make a mean crumble

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"What sort of apples did you use in the crumble?

Half bramley, half granny smith "

Sounds heavenly

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?

Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but... "

Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

This sounds like a win-win situation for some lucky bugger!"

It's good food I promise

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I'll bring the custard, but what did you want in the crumble? "

Apples Chunky!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

Are they home made or shop bought?

I'm a quality over quantity kinda guy."

Apart from when it comes to reading skills it seems

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What sort of apples did you use in the crumble?

Half bramley, half granny smith

Sounds heavenly "

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?

Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but...

Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream? "

You strange creature

Personally I like cold custard on my hot crumble.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie

I make a mean crumble "

Would you teach me

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

Damn Im not a fan of lasagna

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I'll bring the custard, but what did you want in the crumble?

Apples Chunky! "

(I hate my typing skills)....

'What do you want ON the crumble?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a strap on and a face

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie "

MMMM see apple Pie not crumble

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I have a strap on and a face "

Please Pick me up on the way.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Can't eat at present just had a tooth out and it hurts

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I'll bring the custard, but what did you want in the crumble? "

Crumble should be with rhubarb and sweet custard

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By *igR33Man
over a year ago

Lerwick

Think that sounds a fair trade.... I’ll bring cream, custard & ice cream..... cover all basis for crumble accoutrements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

Look no further I'm a good cook and my penis is as hard as my nose bone

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By *m NormalMan
over a year ago

Telford

Like most things. The ingredients are just that. You cannot make anything of them without the skill. That's where a pair of mature hands with experience can make the sweetest of pies. Let me mix you a just desert

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?

Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but...

Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream?

You strange creature

Personally I like cold custard on my hot crumble. "

Yeah i am very unique me and have also been described as a sugar monster by a mutual friend

Oooo thats the best way let the crumble warm up the custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?

Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but...

Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream? "

There was a game I saw on a TV show where they had to name any food that wasn't made better by chocolate or ranch actually got me thinking

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?

Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but...

Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream?

There was a game I saw on a TV show where they had to name any food that wasn't made better by chocolate or ranch actually got me thinking "

Chocolate makes everything better it is my diet i live on chocolate and sweets with the occasional kebab, pizza or burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help with the face or the penis but I do have some Custard for your crumble

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By *hr0bbingh00dMan
over a year ago

wirral

You got me hungry now what time are you serving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure it’s cinnamon crumble

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By *reywolf_18Man
over a year ago

ayr


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

Wow, I see this as nothing short of a win - win! Gorgeous food and a gorgeous lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds delicious. I do hope the crumble will be made using Demerara sugar - as it’s extremely sweet with just enough crunch to surprise both tongue and taste buds.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

Not keen on lasagne ,but could be tempted with the crumble,what custard do you have

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

Count me in love a good lasagne.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

Is the beef British and the apples from your garden?

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"...

Apart from when it comes to reading skills it seems "

Ah.

I'll get me coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I don't have a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crumble this time in s morning.....oh my!!!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I do love a good lasagna and apple crumble and can offer you up not only a penis but a choice of faces, either a made up face as you see here or a guy face complete with stubble should you fancy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please Lacey

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Where do I sign up????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it come to this

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Good morning Lacey.

I'm quite partial to a homemade lasagne and apple crumble and I have a nice strappon.

Justsaying.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you accept a strap on and mrs' face?

Plus we will provide additional lasagne, home made white chocolate cookies and ice cream

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

I can bring my own supply of apples for you...

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Would you accept a strap on"

Came here to Ask this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you accept a strap on and mrs' face?

Plus we will provide additional lasagne, home made white chocolate cookies and ice cream "

Woahhhh home made white chocolate cookies that would be my choice for winning

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

What an offer. I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can ride mine for free, no payment required

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie

I make a mean crumble

Would you teach me "

Of course

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I'll bring the custard, but what did you want in the crumble?

Apples Chunky!

(I hate my typing skills)....

'What do you want ON the crumble?'"

cold custard!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can't eat at present just had a tooth out and it hurts "

Oh bless. Get well soon!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have a strap on and a face "

Deal

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Think that sounds a fair trade.... I’ll bring cream, custard & ice cream..... cover all basis for crumble accoutrements "

Yum!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

Look no further I'm a good cook and my penis is as hard as my nose bone "

Haha! I'm doing the cooking though!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?

Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but...

Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream?

There was a game I saw on a TV show where they had to name any food that wasn't made better by chocolate or ranch actually got me thinking

Chocolate makes everything better it is my diet i live on chocolate and sweets with the occasional kebab, pizza or burger "

Really? Are you one of those bastards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way to Liverpool!!!!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I can't help with the face or the penis but I do have some Custard for your crumble "

Aww thank you

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You got me hungry now what time are you serving "

6:30pm Friday

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Make sure it’s cinnamon crumble "

Fussy you lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

Bugger, I had homemade lasagne yesterday

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

Not keen on lasagne ,but could be tempted with the crumble,what custard do you have "

Ambrosia of course!

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

NE


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

Now that’s an offer ice cream or custard ?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie

I make a mean crumble

Would you teach me

Of course "

I will bring over sweet wine

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

Is the beef British and the apples from your garden? "

More fussy buggers

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Crumble this time in s morning.....oh my!!!!"

In my defence I posted this last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

If you're willing to pay in chicken and bacon pesto pasta, and chocolate fudge cake then you can have me and hubby? I'll let you borrow my toys too

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I do love a good lasagna and apple crumble and can offer you up not only a penis but a choice of faces, either a made up face as you see here or a guy face complete with stubble should you fancy it "

So many options! Winner

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Has it come to this"

Yes. Desperate times call for desperate measures!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Good morning Lacey.

I'm quite partial to a homemade lasagne and apple crumble and I have a nice strappon.

Justsaying.

Jo.Xx "

Deal!

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By *ing-louisMan
over a year ago

Merthyr Tydfil

I'm allergic to apples, but lasagne sounds good

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Would you accept a strap on and mrs' face?

Plus we will provide additional lasagne, home made white chocolate cookies and ice cream "

Extra lasagna and cookies! Perfect!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You can ride mine for free, no payment required "

Very charitable of you

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X"

Usual way. CV and cover letter

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

Bugger, I had homemade lasagne yesterday "

That's a shame

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

Now that’s an offer ice cream or custard ? "

Has to be custard.

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

I am very picky about my crumble.

Do you flambe in whisky?

If not it is a no go

BTW I am too far away anyway.

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie

I make a mean crumble

Would you teach me

Of course

I will bring over sweet wine "

Sounds like a fun evening

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

You had me at lasagne....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

I don’t do pasta OP.... anything low carb on offer?...

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

If you're willing to pay in chicken and bacon pesto pasta, and chocolate fudge cake then you can have me and hubby? I'll let you borrow my toys too "

But I only have lasagna and crumble

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X

Usual way. CV and cover letter "

Any chance of a pre interview meeting. Something informal like a socially distanced drink? (once we are allowed again obvs!)

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I am very picky about my crumble.

Do you flambe in whisky?

If not it is a no go

BTW I am too far away anyway."

Flambé!? Christ you lot are fussy

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

You had me at lasagne.... "

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I don’t do pasta OP.... anything low carb on offer?..."

Only pussy

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X

Usual way. CV and cover letter

Any chance of a pre interview meeting. Something informal like a socially distanced drink? (once we are allowed again obvs!) "

Very smooth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I don’t do pasta OP.... anything low carb on offer?...

Only pussy"

That actual works for me. It’s my favourite out the food groups

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Mmmm tempting offer! I'm doubting the lasagne is Vege tho! Oh well I'd have to throw my face into the crumble instead and eat my way back out. Miss PC x

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X

Usual way. CV and cover letter

Any chance of a pre interview meeting. Something informal like a socially distanced drink? (once we are allowed again obvs!)

Very smooth! "

Can't blame me for trying!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I don’t do pasta OP.... anything low carb on offer?...

Only pussy

That actual works for me. It’s my favourite out the food groups"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

Is the beef British and the apples from your garden?

More fussy buggers "

Just intrigued, in all honesty I don't mind. I'd let you sit on my face regardless

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Mmmm tempting offer! I'm doubting the lasagne is Vege tho! Oh well I'd have to throw my face into the crumble instead and eat my way back out. Miss PC x"

I am actually vegetarian

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I do best lasagne ever, i can't say same of apple pie

I make a mean crumble

Would you teach me

Of course

I will bring over sweet wine

Sounds like a fun evening "

Tin tin , cheers

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I could make some nice bread to have with the lasagne. X

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier


"I am very picky about my crumble.

Do you flambe in whisky?

If not it is a no go

BTW I am too far away anyway.

Flambé!? Christ you lot are fussy "

Then it has to be the right portion size, warmth, smell ......

Have fun. Love the batter deal here.

Chaps can cook to you know!!

Now chaps what to cook the Lady?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

I love both the job and the salary! How do I apply? X

Usual way. CV and cover letter

Any chance of a pre interview meeting. Something informal like a socially distanced drink? (once we are allowed again obvs!)

Very smooth!

Can't blame me for trying! "

It was very smooth I'll give you that

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

Is the beef British and the apples from your garden?

More fussy buggers

Just intrigued, in all honesty I don't mind. I'd let you sit on my face regardless "

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I could make some nice bread to have with the lasagne. X"

Garlic bread?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I am very picky about my crumble.

Do you flambe in whisky?

If not it is a no go

BTW I am too far away anyway.

Flambé!? Christ you lot are fussy

Then it has to be the right portion size, warmth, smell ......

Have fun. Love the batter deal here.

Chaps can cook to you know!!

Now chaps what to cook the Lady?"

I didn't say they couldn't

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over a year ago


"I am very picky about my crumble.

Do you flambe in whisky?

If not it is a no go

BTW I am too far away anyway.

Flambé!? Christ you lot are fussy

Then it has to be the right portion size, warmth, smell ......

Have fun. Love the batter deal here.

Chaps can cook to you know!!

Now chaps what to cook the Lady?

I didn't say they couldn't "

A spit roast perhaps?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

You had me at lasagne....

"

Taxi to Lacey's!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

Only if you have Custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

This is almost definitely the best offer I have ever seen

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"I could make some nice bread to have with the lasagne. X

Garlic bread? "

How about a nice garlic and rosemary focaccia? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking love garlic bread, making some now with mac and cheese for the kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

Sold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

Sold."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What sort of apples did you use in the crumble?

Half bramley, half granny smith

Sounds heavenly

"

Ok ...well...I suppose I could help. I like the apple crumble hot and the custard cold though

Why does that sound like a wierd euphamism?

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By *onzoDog74Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

I’m in Liverpool often enough.. A lefty too, you’d like me x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

Does the apple crumble come with custard?

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

Only if you have Custard "

Of course

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I could make some nice bread to have with the lasagne. X

Garlic bread?

How about a nice garlic and rosemary focaccia? X"

*drools* yes!!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Fucking love garlic bread, making some now with mac and cheese for the kids"

Sounds yummy! I love macoroni chrese!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What sort of apples did you use in the crumble?

Half bramley, half granny smith

Sounds heavenly

Ok ...well...I suppose I could help. I like the apple crumble hot and the custard cold though

Why does that sound like a wierd euphamism? "

I do too! I've converted a few people to it too.

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "

Always to visit my Liverpool roots my late father was born there and I have never been

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

Does the apple crumble come with custard? "

Of course!

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble.

Always to visit my Liverpool roots my late father was born there and I have never been "

You should. Its a great city!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy for you to ride my face for free but my penis is out of order

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Oooo how i do love a great Lasagne but do you have sone chocolate to go with the crumble?

Chocolate with crumble? I'm not judging but...

Yeah chocolate brownie mostly it goes with evetything and is it custard or icecream?

There was a game I saw on a TV show where they had to name any food that wasn't made better by chocolate or ranch actually got me thinking

Chocolate makes everything better it is my diet i live on chocolate and sweets with the occasional kebab, pizza or burger

Really? Are you one of those bastards? "

I really am and i can only apologise for that

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Sounds awfully like you're trying to buy elicit services to me, I'll be no part of this young lady!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Penis and face to ride in exchange for homemade lasagna and apple crumble. "
deal

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By *hr0bbingh00dMan
over a year ago

wirral

Don't suppose the offer still stands for this Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't suppose the offer still stands for this Friday "

I think that the crumble and lasagne mite be a bit off by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't suppose the offer still stands for this Friday

I think that the crumble and lasagne mite be a bit off by now"

Lasagne is better when matured.....fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has it come to this

Yes. Desperate times call for desperate measures! "

no need you will always be in demand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't suppose the offer still stands for this Friday

I think that the crumble and lasagne mite be a bit off by now

Lasagne is better when matured.....fact! "

Matured beef- yes

Mature cheese-- yes

Matured on the sofa for over a week... Erm

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Don't suppose the offer still stands for this Friday

I think that the crumble and lasagne mite be a bit off by now"

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