FabSwingers.com forum: Tell us a secret

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Tell us something about yourself that people wouldnt guess from your forum persona.

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

I'm a married lady called Cynthia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im actually a nice person.. at times

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I blush easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shy...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am having my eye lid slit open, the muscles tightened,have to sit up half way thro to ensure they are equal ( a bit like blinds ) next Wednesday...

awake the whole time...

I can't wait.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have an obsession for buying toiletries. I have an airing cupboard full, a full size ottaman full and now a dining room table full but those that are waiting to go to afganistan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a true gentleman.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I love cock. No, wait, you said secret didn't you................

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"I am having my eye lid slit open, the muscles tightened,have to sit up half way thro to ensure they are equal ( a bit like blinds ) next Wednesday...

awake the whole time...

I can't wait.

Winks ...blinks... what fun

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I am having my eye lid slit open, the muscles tightened,have to sit up half way thro to ensure they are equal ( a bit like blinds ) next Wednesday...

awake the whole time...

I can't wait.

Winks ...blinks... what fun

gonna ask for botox at the same time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have won the lotto

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I cry during programmes like Undercover Boss, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition et al

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I cry during programmes like Undercover Boss, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition et al

that's not a secret.......

knew you would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have an OCD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would if I could but I Can't......

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

S plays guitar & is in a band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gorgeous lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you I would have to kill you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear clothes during the day!...

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Im a policewoman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh a secret! Which one should i tell you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sex!

Ummm Perhaps thats not a secret?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a secret lemonade drinker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a secret lemonade drinker."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

immmmmmmmmmmmm insatiable

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I masturbate to much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what to do when someone gives me a compliment. I just clam up and don't know what to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get loads of sex, all my mails get answered and I never realy get into arguments about politics and history in real life. ..............believe them and I'll tell you some more..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a transvestite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a lovely bath just now...loadsa bubbles

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I cry during programmes like Undercover Boss, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition et al

that's not a secret.......

knew you would"

Bet you didn't know I cried when Ashley Cole missed his penalty kick. I'm not a fan of his, loathe football, saw it on the news!

I blame that spiteful bitch Mother Nature myself, the menopause is turning me soft. I'll be generous with the lube next ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at the age of 32 I had a Heart attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm married to someone who doesn't like sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm married to someone who doesn't like sex

get her a copy of 50 shades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ROFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometime post the same thing twice in forums without reaqlising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometime post the same thing twice in forums without reaqlising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minor OCD.....i count my washing into the washing machine and count it out again.I sometimes find myself doing it out loud ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love shops full of stationery x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an addiction to the chinese matching tile game Mahjongg. In fact the fab forums have saved me as little as I come on here when in previous times all my computer time was used on that game.

I try and limit it now but just one game has me hooked again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love shops full of stationery x"

I don't like stationery shops, I prefer ones that keep moving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm terrified of geese

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"I'm married to someone who doesn't like sex

snap... well maybe he just doesnt like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a single female couple really

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I have an addiction to the chinese matching tile game Mahjongg. In fact the fab forums have saved me as little as I come on here when in previous times all my computer time was used on that game.

I try and limit it now but just one game has me hooked again

I was the same, now hooked on Tetris.

I got a really high score then my phone crashed and HTC put in new thingymebob and wiped my scores. New phone due so trying to reach high score again.

I like to have five bottles of unopened perfume, five shower gels, five loo rolls...honestly, I do have a life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love shops full of stationery x"

Oh me too!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

we are both fully paid up members of the conservative party..

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"I'm terrified of geese "
Were you goosed when you was young?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sat soaking in a nice hot bath

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

iv met liz hurley

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I've sung in major Cathedrals and other religious venues across Europe and the UK, plus sung at La Scala Opera House in Milan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Was on t.v. when i was younger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anne Robinson once said to me 'You are the weakest link...... Goodbye'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sat on my pet budgie and killed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap i did this,my parents still think it died of old age,its something i'm trying to come to terms with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a member of MENSA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a ninja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a secret lemonade drinker."

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Napoleon Bonaparte

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Tell us something about yourself that people wouldnt guess from your forum persona."
Im a fluffy bunnikins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Spartacus"

You too? What a coincidence!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have a bald cockatoo sitting on my left breast.. she loves to snuggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spend more time writing 'to do' lists, than doing the 'to do's' on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know that Fia talks bollocks.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos she does fuck all!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

My MBTI is ISTJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm deadly allergic to wasps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an eccentric millionaire

I also tell the odd fib or two

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I get lost on motorways.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

iv never driven on a motorway,i wont do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm deadly allergic to wasps "
.......so am i ...i had a near death experience following a wasp sting ...dont go anywhere now without the epipen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm highly allergic to sweetcorn. It makes me sick for days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady that posts an awful lot in these forums and looks very hot, actually has no manners whatsoever when it comes to breaking wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who is a Tory Councillor (blush).

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

I love emmerdale

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"I spend more time writing 'to do' lists, than doing the 'to do's' on the list

ditto

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

I am actually not Canadian...it is all an act

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

I Hate Brussel sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too narcissistic too have a long term relationship so have learnt too be happily single.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

i am a practising budhist monk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a bald cockatoo sitting on my left breast.. she loves to snuggle

surely you can fit more than 2 cocks on your breast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am a letterboxer.... blushes

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

we both love NCIS....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm Spartacus"

No "I AM SPARTACUS"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was Monty's double!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I'm Spartacus

No "I AM SPARTACUS"

Actually I am!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get shy around women when never spoken to them before

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I get shy around women when never spoken to them before"
Stick around, mate - you ll soon get over that with the lovely forumites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get shy around women when never spoken to them beforeStick around, mate - you ll soon get over that with the lovely forumites

Perfectly fine behind a keyboard and when chatted for a while but just first meet like in a club I'm like a rabbit in head lights haha

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I get shy around women when never spoken to them beforeStick around, mate - you ll soon get over that with the lovely forumites

Perfectly fine behind a keyboard and when chatted for a while but just first meet like in a club I'm like a rabbit in head lights haha"
You and millions of others - its normal to be a bit shy and some girls quite like that as they dont like pushy men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo new secret I play the Oboe and am learning guitar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the pope and i shit in the woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minor OCD.....i count my washing into the washing machine and count it out again.I sometimes find myself doing it out loud ..."

I count the pegs as I'm hanging out the washing - minor OCD!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I detox my mouse and keyboard to keep it clean

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have a huge bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a dope and i live in the woods"

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ived notice over the last couple of weeks that ive started being attracted to furrys

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ived notice over the last couple of weeks that ive started being attracted to furrys"
you been dry humping them meerkats again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minor OCD.....i count my washing into the washing machine and count it out again.I sometimes find myself doing it out loud ...

I count the legs as I'm hanging out minor OCD!!! xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo new secret I play wi mesel and am learning fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ived notice over the last couple of weeks that ive started being attracted to furrys"

What is a furry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ived notice over the last couple of weeks that ive started being attracted to furrys

What is a furry?

think she meant curry.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ived notice over the last couple of weeks that ive started being attracted to furrys

What is a furry?

People having sex in animal costumes

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ived notice over the last couple of weeks that ive started being attracted to furrys

What is a furry?

People having sex in animal costumes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sex my mouse and keyboard but keep it clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ived notice over the last couple of weeks that ive started being attracted to furrys

What is a furry?

People having sex in animal costumes"

It's all those cuddly toy threads.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I love you and I'm a closet lesbian.

But only on Thursdays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you and I'm a closet lesbian.

But only on Thursdays.

only meet thespians. soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a member of MENSA

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have 15 pussies

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I love you and I'm a closet lesbian.

But only on Thursdays.

only meet thespians. soz

I only act like a woman who likes to lick another pretend man's lesbian cock....

Ah fuck it, far too complicated for me all this shit is.

I think I will stick to being.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Spartacus

No "I AM SPARTACUS"

Actually I am!! "

"I'm Brian - and so's my wife!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a blood donor...better hope you never need any and get some of mine..lol..

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By *ottsguy44Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

I spend my time on sex sites...

Lol

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

I own an 80 ft luxury cruiser

I have 2 ferraris and an aston martin

I fuck penguins

I love the inland revenue

I know Andy Murray will win today

And I am a serial liar

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By *ayjay999Man
over a year ago

I had sex with my friends 18 year old daughter

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have a serious furry fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a serious furry fetish"
me too

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I have a serious furry fetish me too

Im collecting the, so far i have a monkey man and a zebra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a sniper

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

i dont kiss and tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 12 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears

lol

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

i got to grade 8 piano and was a very good girl for a lot of years

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am a teetotal who only wanks on Christmas day. Honestly folks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us something about yourself that people wouldnt guess from your forum persona."

I like tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldnt get a fuck on this website if life depended on it!!! lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Tell us something about yourself that people wouldnt guess from your forum persona.

I like tits."

Its supposed to be a secret your telling

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

We're not boring...honest!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us something about yourself that people wouldnt guess from your forum persona.

I like tits.

Its supposed to be a secret your telling"

That is a secret, it doesnt say so on my profile, so people wouldnt know, so its a secret . . . . or at least it was till i just blurted it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/07/12 21:23:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit of a geek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love holding hands.

ahhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The poster above pm'd me saying the poster above them was a c*nt

I tell fibs now and then for entertainment value

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My neighbour has an inflatable 17'9" giraffe that keeps stripping my orchard bare. It's true honestly.

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