FabSwingers.com forum: When someone announces they back

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

but you didn’t notice they left, or worse you dunno who they are, what’s correct protocol for those threads, avoid and say nothing, say yah you’re back, we missed you or just say sorry I have no idea who you are and I will hold out to see what your banter is like on the forums before we have a thing going on ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

* they’re

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say nothing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you didnt know them before, just ignore the thread. If knew them and liked them, say hi. If you knew them and didnt like them, ignore. Pretty simple really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just say nothing lol"

Then message other people asking who the new guy is, you know him cause I’ve never heard of him, was he called ClungeMaster last time ?!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

You pretend you think you do know who they are and that it's someone you met and then they have to correct you and things get really awkward.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

From what I have seen, if its a woman and she is hot...there are no rules.

They flock like moths to a flame.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Are you leaving or you just back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you didnt know them before, just ignore the thread. If knew them and liked them, say hi. If you knew them and didnt like them, ignore. Pretty simple really"

That’s a very serious answer for someone with Bants in their name, I can’t riff with this material.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Follow your heart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You pretend you think you do know who they are and that it's someone you met and then they have to correct you and things get really awkward. "

Oh the shame.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

It's the done thing to welcome them back and offer then a damn good rogering as a gift. If they turn you down then you are well within your rights to start a thread about how you're sick of time wasters or something similar

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"You pretend you think you do know who they are and that it's someone you met and then they have to correct you and things get really awkward. "

Hey! I remember you from that time with the thing. Ahhh how good was that?!

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Its worse when they rejoin under a different name and different pics and you don't remember talking to them when they say hello again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You pretend you think you do know who they are and that it's someone you met and then they have to correct you and things get really awkward.

Hey! I remember you from that time with the thing. Ahhh how good was that?!"

Great times, you still got my lawnmower, oh sorry it was the leafblower you borrowed ?!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"You pretend you think you do know who they are and that it's someone you met and then they have to correct you and things get really awkward.

Hey! I remember you from that time with the thing. Ahhh how good was that?!

Great times, you still got my lawnmower, oh sorry it was the leafblower you borrowed ?!"

Yeah, no worries, I'll return that hedge trimmer back to you first thing in the morning

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You pretend you think you do know who they are and that it's someone you met and then they have to correct you and things get really awkward.

Hey! I remember you from that time with the thing. Ahhh how good was that?!"

It was great fun! I can't believe how many satsumas you can fit in your bum! Quite a party trick. Especially when you juiced them for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I don't know them,or recognise there name,then I just don't say anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost count on how many profiles I have read saying, Hi...I am back, I say nice to meet you I am front lol

Hi,

I could not stay away so I am back asta la vista baby!

So many profiles ..

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

It's kind of like when someone points out a spelling mistake or typo. Do you be a dick and point it out?! Or just think.

*We all do it.?!

Jo.Xx

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"You pretend you think you do know who they are and that it's someone you met and then they have to correct you and things get really awkward.

Hey! I remember you from that time with the thing. Ahhh how good was that?!

It was great fun! I can't believe how many satsumas you can fit in your bum! Quite a party trick. Especially when you juiced them for everyone. "

Well what can I say? A dare is a dare ammirite

Honestly, I was practically tasting orange for the next week

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You pretend you think you do know who they are and that it's someone you met and then they have to correct you and things get really awkward.

Hey! I remember you from that time with the thing. Ahhh how good was that?!

It was great fun! I can't believe how many satsumas you can fit in your bum! Quite a party trick. Especially when you juiced them for everyone.

Well what can I say? A dare is a dare ammirite

Honestly, I was practically tasting orange for the next week"

You certainly are a man of your word!

Haha and a pleasant citrus aroma whenever you broke wind

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Hi i'm back

Oops!

don't look at me i haven't said nothing yet

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We see these regularly and often think... "well done

" or... "we only seen you on here a week ago"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"We see these regularly and often think... "well done

" or... "we only seen you on here a week ago"

BTW - Nice to see you back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey, I'm back!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"It's kind of like when someone points out a spelling mistake or typo. Do you be a dick and point it out?! Or just think.

*We all do it.?!

Jo.Xx "

That happens to me but is not in purpose, is just because English is not my first language but i do make the effort to write correctly all the time , probably many already realized

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am back, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am back, lol."

Are you the dude that uses random brackets where they’re not (required) ?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Honey, I'm back!

Where have you been Honey ?

I been looking for your you all over the place

I get worried when you live without say nothing

Well come back Honey

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"We see these regularly and often think... "well done

" or... "we only seen you on here a week ago"

BTW - Nice to see you back.

"
thank you

sorry we didn't announce it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The main thing is that it must make an impact on my life even if I have no idea who they are or where.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey, I'm back!

Where have you been Honey ?

I been looking for your you all over the place

I get worried when you live without say nothing

Well come back Honey

I missed you and wonderful world of fab too much

thank you, dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just assume they must be really popular and start commenting on their threads to be the in guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you didnt know them before, just ignore the thread. If knew them and liked them, say hi. If you knew them and didnt like them, ignore. Pretty simple really"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am back, lol.

Are you the dude that uses random brackets where they’re not (required) ?"

Nope, lol ().

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its when they announce they are going and 7 days later announce their back cracks me up

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

"You pretend you think you do know who they are and that it's someone you met and then they have to correct you and things get really awkward.

Hey! I remember you from that time with the thing. Ahhh how good was that?!

It was great fun! I can't believe how many satsumas you can fit in your bum! Quite a party trick. Especially when you juiced them for everyone.

Well what can I say? A dare is a dare ammirite

Honestly, I was practically tasting orange for the next week

You certainly are a man of your word!

Haha and a pleasant citrus aroma whenever you broke wind

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This is why I love coming on the forums

Ms B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its when they announce they are going and 7 days later announce their back cracks me up"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am back, lol.

Are you the dude that uses random brackets where they’re not (required) ?

Nope, lol ().

I missed those random (brackets)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its when they announce they are going and 7 days later announce their back cracks me up"

I’m gone longer than that when I go to the shops.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Honey, I'm back!

Where have you been Honey ?

I been looking for your you all over the place

I get worried when you live without say nothing

Well come back Honey

I missed you and wonderful world of fab too much

thank you, dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Just assume they must be really popular and start commenting on their threads to be the in guys

Reminiscing about the good times, even though you weren’t there

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"You pretend you think you do know who they are and that it's someone you met and then they have to correct you and things get really awkward. "

Genius!

Mrs TMN x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Sorry do I know you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You pretend you think you do know who they are and that it's someone you met and then they have to correct you and things get really awkward.

Genius!

Mrs TMN x "

I’d never forget you guys! *checks notes* are you the couple that one the speedboat on Bullseye that time in 1989 ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry do I know you? "

Only briefly, our love was fleeting, but it will last a lifetime.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"You pretend you think you do know who they are and that it's someone you met and then they have to correct you and things get really awkward.

Genius!

Mrs TMN x

I’d never forget you guys! *checks notes* are you the couple that one the speedboat on Bullseye that time in 1989 ?!"

Nah, it was the toaster and cuddly toy from generation game!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If I want to shag them at some point, I say hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I want to shag them at some point, I say hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You pretend you think you do know who they are and that it's someone you met and then they have to correct you and things get really awkward.

Genius!

Mrs TMN x

I’d never forget you guys! *checks notes* are you the couple that one the speedboat on Bullseye that time in 1989 ?!

Nah, it was the toaster and cuddly toy from generation game! "

Dammit, I always get you mixed up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's play welcome back roulette....We should hedge bets on who will be next through the golden gate

*Tonight Matthew I'm going to be.....*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back.

Thanks, it’s been emotional!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"It's the done thing to welcome them back and offer then a damn good rogering as a gift. If they turn you down then you are well within your rights to start a thread about how you're sick of time wasters or something similar

Really? How long do I have to be offline to get this ‘gift’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back.

Thanks, it’s been emotional! "

Really missed you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to say "bore off" but that would be terribly impolite #lookforwardtoyouleavingagain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back.

Thanks, it’s been emotional!

Really missed you.

Yeah right, you’re thinking who da fuq is this guy ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back.

Thanks, it’s been emotional!

Really missed you.

Yeah right, you’re thinking who da fuq is this guy ?!

I’d like to agree but I have noticed you x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Sorry do I know you?

Only briefly, our love was fleeting, but it will last a lifetime.

Innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be passive-aggressive like everything else?

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Say nothing. Just simply add their return to the tally chart of repeat offenders your keeping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just be passive-aggressive like everything else?"

What’s with the question mark ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be passive-aggressive like everything else?

What’s with the question mark ?"

True. Was a no-brainer I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just be passive-aggressive like everything else?

What’s with the question mark ?

True. Was a no-brainer I guess.

Nice one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be passive-aggressive like everything else?

What’s with the question mark ?

True. Was a no-brainer I guess.

Nice one ?"

Thank you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just be passive-aggressive like everything else?

What’s with the question mark ?

True. Was a no-brainer I guess.

Nice one ?

Thank you ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be passive-aggressive like everything else?

What’s with the question mark ?

True. Was a no-brainer I guess.

Nice one ?

Thank you ?

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