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It's Erect Jim & I's birthdays two weeks today...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We demand cake and presents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We demand cake and presents."

I didn't realise it's two weeks today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We demand cake and presents.

I didn't realise it's two weeks today. "

I'm counting down the minutes until I'm old

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Birthday shag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Birthday shag? "

Nah he's too old. I'm happy to pimp him out for more cake though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My birthday is in 9 days time and I'm going to have red wine, not too bothered about cake though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Birthday shag?

Nah he's too old."

You're as ageist as The Elite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Birthday shag? "

Yes please.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"We demand cake and presents."

I can the surprise coming out from the cake , like in Steve Segal movie , so excited now

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My birthday is in 9 days time and I'm going to have red wine, not too bothered about cake though"

Hey, fellow Libra dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We demand cake and presents.

I can the surprise coming out from the cake , like in Steve Segal movie , so excited now "

I'd like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Birthday shag?

Nah he's too old.

You're as ageist as The Elite."

The Elite, the the Elite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Birthday shag?

Nah he's too old.

You're as ageist as The Elite.

The Elite, the the Elite."

Fancy a wrestle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We demand cake and presents."

It's mine the 21st so I demand cake to

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"We demand cake and presents.

I can the surprise coming out from the cake , like in Steve Segal movie , so excited now

I'd like that."

Oops!!

Are you Jim

Jim the one who soon will have a Birthday Party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We demand cake and presents."

What kind of cake? That'll be my present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i shall get baking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh i shall get baking "

Cheesecake for meeeee

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Birthday shag?

Nah he's too old. I'm happy to pimp him out for more cake though."

I’m dreading reaching his age

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Birthday shag?

Nah he's too old. I'm happy to pimp him out for more cake though.

I’m dreading reaching his age "

Oh same. Though when I'm his age he'll be 52.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We demand cake and presents.

It's mine the 21st so I demand cake to "

21 again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We demand cake and presents.

I can the surprise coming out from the cake , like in Steve Segal movie , so excited now

I'd like that.

Oops!!

Are you Jim

Jim the one who soon will have a Birthday Party

"

I am Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh i shall get baking "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Birthday shag?

Nah he's too old. I'm happy to pimp him out for more cake though.

I’m dreading reaching his age

Oh same. Though when I'm his age he'll be 52."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not demanding anything by the way.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Soz hun, I don't know who you both are. Will a token birthday post on your thread suffice?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"We demand cake and presents.

I can the surprise coming out from the cake , like in Steve Segal movie , so excited now

I'd like that.

Oops!!

Are you Jim

Jim the one who soon will have a Birthday Party

I am Jim."

You have nice shoes Jim

Oops!! I feel shy could anyone notice that

Are you excited for your birthday ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soz hun, I don't know who you both are. Will a token birthday post on your thread suffice? "

I'm easily pleased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We demand cake and presents.

I can the surprise coming out from the cake , like in Steve Segal movie , so excited now

I'd like that.

Oops!!

Are you Jim

Jim the one who soon will have a Birthday Party

I am Jim.

You have nice shoes Jim

Oops!! I feel shy could anyone notice that

Are you excited for your birthday ?

"

Thank you.

Erm, to be honest, I'm not really excited.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"We demand cake and presents.

I can the surprise coming out from the cake , like in Steve Segal movie , so excited now

I'd like that.

Oops!!

Are you Jim

Jim the one who soon will have a Birthday Party

I am Jim.

You have nice shoes Jim

Oops!! I feel shy could anyone notice that

Are you excited for your birthday ?

Thank you.

Erm, to be honest, I'm not really excited."

I know is not birthday day yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall just have cake by myself then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shall just have cake by myself then"

We can share cake.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday?? "

To be fair, I think Yvaine is more excited than I am.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Its two weeks away

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday??

To be fair, I think Yvaine is more excited than I am."

Would you like a piñata? We could get you a cardboard Babe-lady filled with sweeties and you could bash her on the bum with some sort of bashing implement until she ejaculated toffees all over your lap.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What would you like

Jimmy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its two weeks away"

Time flies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday??

To be fair, I think Yvaine is more excited than I am.

Would you like a piñata? We could get you a cardboard Babe-lady filled with sweeties and you could bash her on the bum with some sort of bashing implement until she ejaculated toffees all over your lap. "

That sounds good. But I'm not very good with pinatas. I always miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you like

Jimmy?"

Socks.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What would you like

Jimmy?

Cocks."

Ooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you like

Jimmy?

Cocks.

Ooh"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What would you like

Jimmy?

Socks."

Size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you like

Jimmy?

Socks.

Size?"

8.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday??

To be fair, I think Yvaine is more excited than I am.

Would you like a piñata? We could get you a cardboard Babe-lady filled with sweeties and you could bash her on the bum with some sort of bashing implement until she ejaculated toffees all over your lap.

That sounds good. But I'm not very good with pinatas. I always miss. "

We can make it less kinky and remove the blindfold - just good old fashioned piñata spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday??

To be fair, I think Yvaine is more excited than I am.

Would you like a piñata? We could get you a cardboard Babe-lady filled with sweeties and you could bash her on the bum with some sort of bashing implement until she ejaculated toffees all over your lap.

That sounds good. But I'm not very good with pinatas. I always miss.

We can make it less kinky and remove the blindfold - just good old fashioned piñata spanking "

That sounds easier. I like easy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday??

To be fair, I think Yvaine is more excited than I am.

Would you like a piñata? We could get you a cardboard Babe-lady filled with sweeties and you could bash her on the bum with some sort of bashing implement until she ejaculated toffees all over your lap.

That sounds good. But I'm not very good with pinatas. I always miss.

We can make it less kinky and remove the blindfold - just good old fashioned piñata spanking

That sounds easier. I like easy."

We're easy, we're easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel this is rather advanced notice for the day of birth. Now I'm feeling that we should make a bigger fuss because of the two week head's up. Surely if one wanted a quiet birthday, there's not be a fortnight to plan?! What to do?! What to get?! Crumbs, this could be a social faux pas. What DOES Shrewbury's most famous man get for his birthday??

To be fair, I think Yvaine is more excited than I am.

Would you like a piñata? We could get you a cardboard Babe-lady filled with sweeties and you could bash her on the bum with some sort of bashing implement until she ejaculated toffees all over your lap.

That sounds good. But I'm not very good with pinatas. I always miss.

We can make it less kinky and remove the blindfold - just good old fashioned piñata spanking

That sounds easier. I like easy.

We're easy, we're easy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did i miss it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Did i miss it "

A week and a half to go - stick it in the diary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did i miss it "

There's plenty of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

³ days to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

² days to go.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Xx"

xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

X

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"² days to go."

Not that we're counting, are we??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"² days to go.

Not that we're counting, are we??"

Only for Yvaine.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Me thinks a new colouring book is needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me thinks a new colouring book is needed"

Yvaine would like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

¹ day to go.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

It's his birthday it's his birthday it goes on and on

^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's his birthday it's his birthday it goes on and on

^^^"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

His lovely birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His lovely birthday "

And Yvaine's.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"His lovely birthday

And Yvaine's."

Is it today ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry did someone mention cake?

Is there cake?

Where is the cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His lovely birthday

And Yvaine's.

Is it today ?"

Tomorrow.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"His lovely birthday

And Yvaine's.

Is it today ?

Tomorrow."

I blame your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His lovely birthday

And Yvaine's.

Is it today ?

Tomorrow.

I blame your mum "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mumma always told me that ‘I want never gets’ whenever I demanded something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I feel every second of my 30 years and 364 days today

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I feel every second of my 30 years and 364 days today "

Give it a couple of years and you'll be collecting your pension.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel every second of my 30 years and 364 days today

Give it a couple of years and you'll be collecting your pension.

"

My ankle was in no end of pain this morning! Walked it off though. Literally

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tis our birthdays.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me thinks a new colouring book is needed"

I got two lovely colouring books.

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