FabSwingers.com forum: More Mince Pies ??

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ok so some of you lot recommended I should have only had homemade Mince Pies in October .

As I havent a fucking clue about making them the delectable NSP has kindly offered to bake some for me and feed me them personally!!

I'm now pimping out her baking skills , so if anyone wants any baked produce ask her here ( I'm getting all the mince pies though ) . Thankyou

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

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Oooh.... delectable? Nice one Grumps.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please! But she knows this anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just her baking skills your pimping out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck Nug,, Mince pies are dead simple to make.. shame on you for not giving them a go haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, well if I can choose, I do love a treacle tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mince pies are one of the very few things I enjoy about winter.

I don't do shitmas, so for me, they're just a winter food!

I might grab some when we go shopping now...i fancy one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Oooh.... delectable? Nice one Grumps.....

Haha you know it

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Could you please make me me some cookies that are nice and gooey in the middle like the ones from Domino's?

Promise there's some spiced rum in it for you if you can

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Fuck Nug,, Mince pies are dead simple to make.. shame on you for not giving them a go haha

I dont have to now though , couldn't refuse free homemade ones

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is it just her baking skills your pimping out?

I wouldn't do such a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just her baking skills your pimping out?

I wouldn't do such a thing

Liar!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mince pies are one of the very few things I enjoy about winter.

I don't do shitmas, so for me, they're just a winter food!

I might grab some when we go shopping now...i fancy one

Glad I could help . But if you ask Posh nicely she may make an extra one as your special Lu x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fuck Nug,, Mince pies are dead simple to make.. shame on you for not giving them a go haha

I dont have to now though , couldn't refuse free homemade ones

All the mince pies you could desire.

Not a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mince pies are one of the very few things I enjoy about winter.

I don't do shitmas, so for me, they're just a winter food!

I might grab some when we go shopping now...i fancy one

Glad I could help . But if you ask Posh nicely she may make an extra one as your special Lu x"

Pooooooosh.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is it just her baking skills your pimping out?

I wouldn't do such a thing

Liar!

To be fair..... he would

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mince pies are one of the very few things I enjoy about winter.

I don't do shitmas, so for me, they're just a winter food!

I might grab some when we go shopping now...i fancy one

Glad I could help . But if you ask Posh nicely she may make an extra one as your special Lu x

Pooooooosh.....

I am gonna have to see if I can find more mincemeat.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just her baking skills your pimping out?

I wouldn't do such a thing

Liar!

To be fair..... he would

Of course he would, so I'll take booby snuggles please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Is it just her baking skills your pimping out?

I wouldn't do such a thing

Liar!

To be fair..... he would

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Is it wrong that I'm kinda hoping Heat will be back to negotiate for Florentines......

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Apple turnovers please posh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Apple turnovers please posh

Oooh good call....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mince pies are one of the very few things I enjoy about winter.

I don't do shitmas, so for me, they're just a winter food!

I might grab some when we go shopping now...i fancy one

Glad I could help . But if you ask Posh nicely she may make an extra one as your special Lu x

Pooooooosh.....

I am gonna have to see if I can find more mincemeat.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

Isn't that your job?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

You've got plenty

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

You've got plenty

Oh dear you've lowered the tone now

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I absolutely love homemade mince pies. I'm the only person who likes them though, so I have to eat them all.

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

You've got plenty

Oh dear you've lowered the tone now

Me? Never. You mentioned cream......

I'm innocent

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I absolutely love homemade mince pies. I'm the only person who likes them though, so I have to eat them all.

Jo.Xx "

Oh no..... that's a major hardship!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

You've got plenty

Oh dear you've lowered the tone now

Me? Never. You mentioned cream......

I'm innocent

Should be your nickname that shouldn't it !! . NOT !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! Sophie said I could trade her for Florentines

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Well, if Grumpy is getting all the mince pies, can I have some Eccles Cakes?

Pretty please

Mr KC

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

You've got plenty

Oh dear you've lowered the tone now

Me? Never. You mentioned cream......

I'm innocent

Should be your nickname that shouldn't it !! . NOT !!

I'm hurt.....

Although it is less apt than some of the things you've called me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yes! Sophie said I could trade her for Florentines

Next week is looking up too now then.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

You've got plenty

Oh dear you've lowered the tone now

Me? Never. You mentioned cream......

I'm innocent

Should be your nickname that shouldn't it !! . NOT !!

I'm hurt.....

Although it is less apt than some of the things you've called me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

You've got plenty

Oh dear you've lowered the tone now

Me? Never. You mentioned cream......

I'm innocent

Should be your nickname that shouldn't it !! . NOT !!

I'm hurt.....

Although it is less apt than some of the things you've called me

You'll like innocent Posh. She's a delight. Corruptible.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well, if Grumpy is getting all the mince pies, can I have some Eccles Cakes?

Pretty please

Mr KC"

Ooh that's something I've not made in a while....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

You've got plenty

Oh dear you've lowered the tone now

Me? Never. You mentioned cream......

I'm innocent

Should be your nickname that shouldn't it !! . NOT !!

I'm hurt.....

Although it is less apt than some of the things you've called me

You'll like innocent Posh. She's a delight. Corruptible....."

Let me know when I can stop laughing

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

You've got plenty

Oh dear you've lowered the tone now

Me? Never. You mentioned cream......

I'm innocent

Should be your nickname that shouldn't it !! . NOT !!

I'm hurt.....

Although it is less apt than some of the things you've called me

You'll like innocent Posh. She's a delight. Corruptible.....

Let me know when I can stop laughing

Rude. Just rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had to go and buy some mince pies

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Well, if Grumpy is getting all the mince pies, can I have some Eccles Cakes?

Pretty please

Mr KC

Ooh that's something I've not made in a while...."

That's not a no...

Mr KC

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well, if Grumpy is getting all the mince pies, can I have some Eccles Cakes?

Pretty please

Mr KC

Ooh that's something I've not made in a while....

That's not a no...

Mr KC"

It's not a no.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

You've got plenty

Oh dear you've lowered the tone now

Me? Never. You mentioned cream......

I'm innocent

Should be your nickname that shouldn't it !! . NOT !!

I'm hurt.....

Although it is less apt than some of the things you've called me

You'll like innocent Posh. She's a delight. Corruptible.....

Let me know when I can stop laughing

And me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I just had to go and buy some mince pies

My fault sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had to go and buy some mince pies

My fault sorry

Aye it is your fault , especially as I'm thinking of using the cream to pour over your ass

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I just had to go and buy some mince pies

My fault sorry

Aye it is your fault , especially as I'm thinking of using the cream to pour over your ass

Oh my !! Kinky

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

You've got plenty

Oh dear you've lowered the tone now

Me? Never. You mentioned cream......

I'm innocent

Should be your nickname that shouldn't it !! . NOT !!

I'm hurt.....

Although it is less apt than some of the things you've called me

You'll like innocent Posh. She's a delight. Corruptible.....

Let me know when I can stop laughing

And me

Again. Rude. Make it up to me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Well, if Grumpy is getting all the mince pies, can I have some Eccles Cakes?

Pretty please

Mr KC

Ooh that's something I've not made in a while....

That's not a no...

Mr KC

It's not a no....."

Excellent! I look forward to getting my hands on your Eccles Cakes!

Mr KC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had to go and buy some mince pies

My fault sorry

Aye it is your fault , especially as I'm thinking of using the cream to pour over your ass

Oh my !! Kinky

A little kink ,keeps the stress at Bay

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

You've got plenty

Oh dear you've lowered the tone now

Me? Never. You mentioned cream......

I'm innocent

Should be your nickname that shouldn't it !! . NOT !!

I'm hurt.....

Although it is less apt than some of the things you've called me

You'll like innocent Posh. She's a delight. Corruptible.....

Let me know when I can stop laughing

And me

Again. Rude. Make it up to me

"
You know I will

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh and bring me Cream to please Posh

You've got plenty

Oh dear you've lowered the tone now

Me? Never. You mentioned cream......

I'm innocent

Should be your nickname that shouldn't it !! . NOT !!

I'm hurt.....

Although it is less apt than some of the things you've called me

You'll like innocent Posh. She's a delight. Corruptible.....

Let me know when I can stop laughing

And me

Again. Rude. Make it up to me

You know I will

Counting on it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

People get annoyed with me that I eat them cold.

... Where I come from it's hot at Christmas and we try not to eat anything hot, so festive food is cold ok

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"People get annoyed with me that I eat them cold.

... Where I come from it's hot at Christmas and we try not to eat anything hot, so festive food is cold ok

Mince pies are always better cold! Preferably with a cup of tea, obviously, but cold is good.

It's OK to eat them warm if they're freshly cooked of course. Still with a cup of tea.

Mr KC

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"People get annoyed with me that I eat them cold.

... Where I come from it's hot at Christmas and we try not to eat anything hot, so festive food is cold ok

Mince pies are always better cold! Preferably with a cup of tea, obviously, but cold is good.

It's OK to eat them warm if they're freshly cooked of course. Still with a cup of tea.

Mr KC"

Coffee. Always coffee

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"People get annoyed with me that I eat them cold.

... Where I come from it's hot at Christmas and we try not to eat anything hot, so festive food is cold ok

I eat em cold too so you're not weird

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"People get annoyed with me that I eat them cold.

... Where I come from it's hot at Christmas and we try not to eat anything hot, so festive food is cold ok

Mince pies are always better cold! Preferably with a cup of tea, obviously, but cold is good.

It's OK to eat them warm if they're freshly cooked of course. Still with a cup of tea.

Mr KC

Coffee. Always coffee "

Yes please dont forget

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"People get annoyed with me that I eat them cold.

... Where I come from it's hot at Christmas and we try not to eat anything hot, so festive food is cold ok

Mince pies are always better cold! Preferably with a cup of tea, obviously, but cold is good.

It's OK to eat them warm if they're freshly cooked of course. Still with a cup of tea.

Mr KC

Tea. And my signed picture of Mr KC "

Well, I quite agree

Mr KC

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over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"People get annoyed with me that I eat them cold.

... Where I come from it's hot at Christmas and we try not to eat anything hot, so festive food is cold ok

Mince pies are always better cold! Preferably with a cup of tea, obviously, but cold is good.

It's OK to eat them warm if they're freshly cooked of course. Still with a cup of tea.

Mr KC

Coffee. Always coffee

Yes please dont forget

Never

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Just to go off at a slight tangent, and picking on a point raised in the original thread yesterday, I've also seen a house with a Christmas tree in the window this morning....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just to go off at a slight tangent, and picking on a point raised in the original thread yesterday, I've also seen a house with a Christmas tree in the window this morning....

Dude. Ouch. After Bonfire night is my opinion. But each to their own....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"People get annoyed with me that I eat them cold.

... Where I come from it's hot at Christmas and we try not to eat anything hot, so festive food is cold ok

Mince pies are always better cold! Preferably with a cup of tea, obviously, but cold is good.

It's OK to eat them warm if they're freshly cooked of course. Still with a cup of tea.

Mr KC

Coffee. Always coffee

Yes please dont forget

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just back from the shop and they got the xmas aisle up and running.

decorations the lot.

its madness

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"just back from the shop and they got the xmas aisle up and running.

decorations the lot.

its madness"

That's just not fair. I do not approve.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"just back from the shop and they got the xmas aisle up and running.

decorations the lot.

its madness"

My local B&M had all that on about the 18th September - when it was technically still summer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate mince pies

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I hate mince pies

Moody pants....

What would you like then?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I hate mince pies

Moody pants....

What would you like then?

I don’t like them either

but Jo is happy to eat mine

you could make me an Aussie crunch cake though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I hate mince pies

Moody pants....

What would you like then?

I don’t like them either

but Jo is happy to eat mine

you could make me an Aussie crunch cake though

D."

Oats or cornflakes? Bearing in mind I have oats in the cupboard.....

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over a year ago

"I hate mince pies

Moody pants....

What would you like then?

I don’t like them either

but Jo is happy to eat mine

you could make me an Aussie crunch cake though

D."

I miss Aussie Christmas Days by the pool...

I'll take you on a plate NSP? X

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I hate mince pies

Moody pants....

What would you like then?

I don’t like them either

but Jo is happy to eat mine

you could make me an Aussie crunch cake though

I miss Aussie Christmas Days by the pool...

I'll take you on a plate NSP? X"

Damn big plate.....

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I hate mince pies

Moody pants....

What would you like then?

I don’t like them either

but Jo is happy to eat mine

you could make me an Aussie crunch cake though

Oats or cornflakes? Bearing in mind I have oats in the cupboard....."

Crunchy nut cornflakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate mince pies

Moody pants....

What would you like then?

I don’t like them either

but Jo is happy to eat mine

you could make me an Aussie crunch cake though

I miss Aussie Christmas Days by the pool...

I'll take you on a plate NSP? X

Damn big plate.....

Damn big appetite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a steak and kidney pie instead NSP? I've not got a sweet tooth!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I have a steak and kidney pie instead NSP? I've not got a sweet tooth! "

Bring me the steak and kidneys and yes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I hate mince pies

Moody pants....

What would you like then?

I don’t like them either

but Jo is happy to eat mine

you could make me an Aussie crunch cake though

I miss Aussie Christmas Days by the pool...

I'll take you on a plate NSP? X

Damn big plate.....

Damn big appetite

Ooofffttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a steak and kidney pie instead NSP? I've not got a sweet tooth!

Bring me the steak and kidneys and yes"

Any excuse to get me down to Devon!

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