FabSwingers.com forum: Do women fart.

By *he BWC OP Man
over a year ago

Stafford

And I don't mean fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. They dont shit either

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ladies pass wind.

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By *he BWC OP Man
over a year ago

Stafford

"Ladies pass wind."

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

No, don't be daft,

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

No, they just smell perpetually fragrant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

No they just make pretty little rainbows

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Hhhmmmm now this is a very interesting question, it really depends how long you spend with them

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hhhmmmm now this is a very interesting question, it really depends how long you spend with them

That's up to you x

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Hhhmmmm now this is a very interesting question, it really depends how long you spend with them

That's up to you x"

Well not just me really

i do like spending lots of time with the right people though

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"And I don't mean fanny. "

No it's just the speed of light escaping from them

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By *he BWC OP Man
over a year ago

Stafford

"And I don't mean fanny.

No it's just the speed of light escaping from them

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no it's just light

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"And I don't mean fanny.

No it's just the speed of light escaping from them

no it's just light "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I don't mean fanny.

No it's just the speed of light escaping from them

no it's just light

Poofs of glade spray !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we don't fart it's a myth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No we don't fart it's a myth

Just like unicorns ! I’ve yet to see one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of them would put most guys to shame lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was told once that ladies don't fart ..they " cough in their knickers "...as in ..when they fart they have a little cough exactly at the same time ..

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Farting quietly is an art and takes a lot of practice

Nothing can disguise the smell of a dodgy one though

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By *abbit_Lover777Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

Just think polite behaviour used to make us cough to disguise a fart...now in these covid infested days we fart to disguise a cough!

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Oh yes, the f-ing do. I used to think the best response was to return fire. But now all that seems to lead to is escalation and conditions unfit to support human life.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"And I don't mean fanny. "
you do know how the digestive system works ?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Every time you see a rainbow it’s because somewhere a lady has had some baked beans.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes. Yes they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like troopers

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Current girlfriend does . Farts like a man and seems to revel in it.

I don’t like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like you wouldn't believe!

I belch louder than most men too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a trick question?

No, we don't fart, of course not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I do he he obviously when I’m alone as men don’t seem to like it he he xx

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Of course not, it's most uncouth

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is that a trick question?

No, we don't fart, of course not

Ladies just expel essence of Rose and Unicorn Glitter of course

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is that a trick question?

No, we don't fart, of course not

Hahahahahahahaha

Yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damned right they do.....well the ones I know certainly do so maybe they think they're doing it for my benefit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a trick question?

No, we don't fart, of course not

Ladies just expel essence of Rose and Unicorn Glitter of course

Of course! We fart rainbows and shit glitter

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is that a trick question?

No, we don't fart, of course not

Ladies just expel essence of Rose and Unicorn Glitter of course

Keep believing that please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Damned right they do.....well the ones I know certainly do so maybe they think they're doing it for my benefit

Glitter?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Do bears shit in the wood?? Better out than in! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I bet some men love it when we do lol x

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Of course women don't fart

In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.

I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damned right they do.....well the ones I know certainly do so maybe they think they're doing it for my benefit

You men will give us "ladies" a bad name!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is that a trick question?

No, we don't fart, of course not

Ladies just expel essence of Rose and Unicorn Glitter of course

Of course! We fart rainbows and shit glitter

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That's what I thought

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Of course women don't fart

In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.

I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....

You're a gent....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is that a trick question?

No, we don't fart, of course not

Ladies just expel essence of Rose and Unicorn Glitter of course

Keep believing that please

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I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a trick question?

No, we don't fart, of course not

Ladies just expel essence of Rose and Unicorn Glitter of course

Of course! We fart rainbows and shit glitter

That's what I thought

That's because you're a very clever man

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Of course women don't fart

In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.

I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....

You're a gent....

I've had my moments....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is that a trick question?

No, we don't fart, of course not

Ladies just expel essence of Rose and Unicorn Glitter of course

Keep believing that please

I do

Sensible man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been with my wife for over 35 years and never heard her pass wind or fart

Am like a wind farm after I’ve eaten cabbage lol

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

No.

We just inflate, it's why we look bigger as we get older. We just blame it on metabolism, when really it's just accumulated farts.

These diets you see, it's just us hermitting away, constantly farting, then we return a slimmer (deflated) model.

Fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex’s sister once dropped a silent but deadly so potent I was following my toddler around thinking she’d filled her nappy

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

You really have to ask that ..

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I ain't no lady so I can fart all I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman farting should in front of you should be taken very seriously. It’s a sign they are getting too comfortable, they will be wearing your kappa shell suit round the house next! Move on asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ain't no lady so I can fart all I like

And fart you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good girl!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Billy Connolly said years ago all women and royalty have had the fart gland removed so they can’t

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"As Billy Connolly said years ago all women and royalty have had the fart gland removed so they can’t

As much as Billy is a god....

He lied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Billy Connolly said years ago all women and royalty have had the fart gland removed so they can’t

As much as Billy is a god....

He lied.

Shhh I won’t Believe it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do men like women who fart? Xx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I ain't no lady so I can fart all I like

And fart you do!

And the pot is calling the kettle just a touch I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ain't no lady so I can fart all I like

He he good girl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unicorn dust

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Of course women don't fart

In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.

I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....

I definitely glow like a pig. Get me in the weights room and I grunt like one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"unicorn dust

This Fart thread is really gathering momentum I thought this would be well gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course women don't fart

In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.

I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....

I definitely glow like a pig. Get me in the weights room and I grunt like one too

May I watch? He he xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just think polite behaviour used to make us cough to disguise a fart...now in these covid infested days we fart to disguise a cough!"

That is so true

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Of course women don't fart

In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.

I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....

I definitely glow like a pig. Get me in the weights room and I grunt like one too

May I watch? He he xx"

Watch me lift weights? Lol It's not that interesting

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Do men like women who fart? Xx"

Depends. A real good window rattler, then sure

A noxious silent-but-deadly, not so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course women don't fart

In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.

I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....

I definitely glow like a pig. Get me in the weights room and I grunt like one too

May I watch? He he xx

Watch me lift weights? Lol It's not that interesting "

But squatting is he he xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Of course women don't fart

In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.

I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....

I definitely glow like a pig. Get me in the weights room and I grunt like one too

May I watch? He he xx

Watch me lift weights? Lol It's not that interesting

But squatting is he he xx"

True enough. I tend to prefer front squatting because I'm a freak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course women don't fart

In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.

I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....

I definitely glow like a pig. Get me in the weights room and I grunt like one too

May I watch? He he xx

Watch me lift weights? Lol It's not that interesting

But squatting is he he xx

True enough. I tend to prefer front squatting because I'm a freak."

Well I know what position I’ll be taking he he xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard that when women do fart, it's like the sweet sound of birds singing and smells like freshly cut grass on a dewey morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ain't no lady so I can fart all I like

And fart you do!

And the pot is calling the kettle just a touch I think

Me? Never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in public and after certain age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it a lot and often he he xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Of course women don't fart

In the same way that they don't sweat, either. They merely glow or, in extreme cases, perspire.

I have occasionally seen ladies glowing like a pig, though....

I definitely glow like a pig. Get me in the weights room and I grunt like one too

May I watch? He he xx

Watch me lift weights? Lol It's not that interesting

But squatting is he he xx

True enough. I tend to prefer front squatting because I'm a freak.

Well I know what position I’ll be taking he he xx"

Ooh err

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The vegetarian ones definitely do

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I do but it smells of roses and Sparkles!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do but it smells of roses and Sparkles!

Jo.Xx

You called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No they blow kisses with their bum

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I do but it smells of roses and Sparkles!

Jo.Xx

You called?

Good morning beautiful Sparkles!

Jo.Xx

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Who would have thought a thread about women farting or not would be so popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course we do.

I had some howling farts yesterday from eating two large scotch eggs but my favourite farts are the ones after a Sunday dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women fart. In some cases more than men.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Of course we do.

I had some howling farts yesterday from eating two large scotch eggs but my favourite farts are the ones after a Sunday dinner. "

Can't beat a meaty veg one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No we don't fart it's a myth

Just like unicorns ! I’ve yet to see one of them

but unicorns are real too

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Yes and it smells of flowers.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

Yea! Kitty used to hold it in when we first started going out!

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By *ancsduoCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

We just have a smelly cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do men like women who fart? Xx"

Abso-fucking-lutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do men like women who fart? Xx"

I wouldn’t kick you out of bed for farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, they seep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you double fist them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of them would put most guys to shame lol "

I didn't know you'd met Princess Peach.

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By *ceKweenWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

"Just think polite behaviour used to make us cough to disguise a fart...now in these covid infested days we fart to disguise a cough!"

This reply is fantastic!!!! Can’t stop laughing (and coughing) lol

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By *he BWC OP Man
over a year ago

Stafford

"And I bet some men love it when we do lol x"

Well if you do then it just shows that your at ease in the company your in plus it makes for a good laugh lol

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By *he BWC OP Man
over a year ago

Stafford

"Just think polite behaviour used to make us cough to disguise a fart...now in these covid infested days we fart to disguise a cough!

This reply is fantastic!!!! Can’t stop laughing (and coughing) lol"

Sounds like self isolation for two weeks needed

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

If they don't then turns out I'm not a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No...they just audibly deflate a little

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Just think polite behaviour used to make us cough to disguise a fart...now in these covid infested days we fart to disguise a cough!

This reply is fantastic!!!! Can’t stop laughing (and coughing) lol"

It is good

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Loudly and proudly

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

They're works of art(objectification alert).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone farts both men and women its really strange to think they don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it!! It’s my little fetish he he x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No!

Women do not fart.

They may emit some perfumed air but other than that . God forbid.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Seeing a lot of replies I think I may be a guy

I find them hilarious

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Only female coworkers fart, they do not care either. However they are an exception from the rest of females to my knowledge? Lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Farts smell

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Nope. Next question

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

Yes. Especially in the morning. Will always beat yours lol

Good job I'm excellent in bed to make up for it..

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By *edheadjMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

The ladies who say they do it proudly, do you do it frequently in front of your other half? Mine has told me recently that he's getting a little annoyed at the rate and level I do mine at.

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By *uv2lick2018Man
over a year ago

Windsor

The blow out flowers

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Course they fucking do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Course they fucking do.

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Some say .. if your press their left ear lobe... Wind does pass

And others say .. if you rub their left nipple on a Wednesday afternoon... You maybe hear a little wiff

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

They don't fart they Love puff!

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By *undayTarkaMan
over a year ago

South West,

Yes and it bloody stinks

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By *ealArtfulDodgerMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Course they fucking do.

Eggs or that Sulphur smell from what I remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes. Especially in the morning. Will always beat yours "

Why in the morning

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

L I sharted a little at work this morn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife holds me under the duvet and dose it........Its Gross....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who fart together stay together

My Mrs has no shame haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"L I sharted a little at work this morn!

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By *ess n BenCouple
over a year ago

Didcot

They just do love puffs lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Course they fucking do.

Eggs or that Sulphur smell from what I remember

My arse is like a French horn but rarely smell. Dodgy tummy or period farts, yep, those ones you could chew and spew but every day farts are stinkless.

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over a year ago

You'd think if superwoman superman super dog super boy spider man met and all farted together there would tsuamis earth quaks tdal waves around the world......

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Course they fucking do.

I'm gonna so a fart video one day. Just gonna let one rip and see if anyone notices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good lord no!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

God, I do it all the time. Regularly scare the poor cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd think if superwoman superman super dog super boy spider man met and all farted together there would tsuamis earth quaks tdal waves around the world......"

r o f l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"L I sharted a little at work this morn!

Mmm he he xx

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

The morning one's are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The morning one's are the best

Ha ha hold me head under the duvet? Xx

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"and smells like freshly cut grass on a dewey morning. "

Just like that old favourite Phosgene gas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between a fanny and an oven?

An oven doesn’t fart wham you take the meat out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The morning one's are the best

Pre morning poo I am guessing!

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