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Give your DOG or CAT a school report !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Snoopy(English setter)..

Does not pay attention.Ever.

Seems to find 'giving a paw' and higher mathematics both beyond his comprehension.

Must try harder !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dexter ginger Tom

10 out of 10 for ability

9 for joining in with others

6 must tray harder when stalking his pray

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘This term Pooch has come on in leaps and bounds and has progressed to running off with shoes into the garden to add to her many list of talents.’

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Easily distracted and disruptive when in groups seeking attention.

Works well when he wants too

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Bernard - Patterdale

Bernard is easily distracted and ruled by his stomach. Very disruptive and communicative before lunch but no attention span thereafter. It would seem that Bernard would prefer to nap rather than debate the laws of physics.

Overall he must try harder if he is to shake off the title of naughty Patterdale this term. Ps he still widdles in the corner when he feels particularly ignored.

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Disruptive to the rest of the class and often have to give him a time out, will Bork for biccies and his pawmanship is great. Opie- old tyme bulldog.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Bernard - Patterdale

Bernard is easily distracted and ruled by his stomach. Very disruptive and communicative before lunch but no attention span thereafter. It would seem that Bernard would prefer to nap rather than debate the laws of physics.

Overall he must try harder if he is to shake off the title of naughty Patterdale this term. Ps he still widdles in the corner when he feels particularly ignored."

At least he's not called a Twatterdale like mine

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Bernard - Patterdale

Bernard is easily distracted and ruled by his stomach. Very disruptive and communicative before lunch but no attention span thereafter. It would seem that Bernard would prefer to nap rather than debate the laws of physics.

Overall he must try harder if he is to shake off the title of naughty Patterdale this term. Ps he still widdles in the corner when he feels particularly ignored.

At least he's not called a Twatterdale like mine "

He is now!! Brilliant

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

This young mans behaviour has drastically improved over the last year, no high heels or post have been eaten over this period.

His eyes however, are very sad and persuasive on times causing him to bribe copious snacks and treats.

He is also the best hot water bottle and best friend ever.

He will go far!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one with a pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat.

Ungrateful, lazy , angry and downright rude.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The cats.

Very needy need to stay close ro their mum. Rarely do anything except eat and sleep. Overall harmless easy and managable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bernard - Patterdale

Bernard is easily distracted and ruled by his stomach. Very disruptive and communicative before lunch but no attention span thereafter. It would seem that Bernard would prefer to nap rather than debate the laws of physics.

Overall he must try harder if he is to shake off the title of naughty Patterdale this term. Ps he still widdles in the corner when he feels particularly ignored.

At least he's not called a Twatterdale like mine

He is now!! Brilliant "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them I'll do a few.

Fifi - easily distracted, yet very demanding. Quite a few incidents of stealing peoples dirty undergarments.

Brutus - Always seeking attention, although very well mannered.

Titan - very energetic, and sorry to say, not the brightest in the class, always acting the clown.

Micha - Well, where to begin, she bullies all the others, despite her tiny stature, she thinks she is above everyone else and is the noisiest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Mr Estragon,

Please stop sending your dog to school. He is distracting the children.

Yours

Mr Jones, M. Ed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spud (working lab) should be head boy, supurb grasp of the English language, a university education in the making

Sharp (working cocker) has his own dunce cap and naughty step. Must try harder

Dave (ginger Tom) the school bully. Always stealing others lunch money

Cyril (black Tom) lazy, will not participate in lessons and no homework given in this term!

And that's just the cats and dogs - don't get me started on the rest of the menagerie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat - Lazy, but sits on my lap and purrs. B-

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By *sasimpleMan
over a year ago

D & G

Cat, loveable and cuddly but a fuckwit.

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By *ugofirstMan
over a year ago

livingston

Hugo Doberman

Great actor makes you think he’s good then.....

Tres to be school bully but his headmaster doesn’t allow it. Doesn’t listen.

But when he relaxes he’s fantastic and if you’re away from him leaves a huge hole in your heart!

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