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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

That's me right now, I've just realised the way my living room is now both sofas lead to the corner of the room.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette? "

Well what else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's me right now, I've just realised the way my living room is now both sofas lead to the corner of the room."

Mine are the same PP so yep a corner here to like a naughty girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's me right now, I've just realised the way my living room is now both sofas lead to the corner of the room."

No body Puts young Private in the corner

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else "

Is it I don't know

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

As long as your not called Baby you will be fine

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's me right now, I've just realised the way my living room is now both sofas lead to the corner of the room.

Mine are the same PP so yep a corner here to like a naughty girl. "

I call my spot the sheldon seat now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know "

God knows

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's me right now, I've just realised the way my living room is now both sofas lead to the corner of the room.

No body Puts young Private in the corner "

Save me from myself

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows "

Well you're helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's me right now, I've just realised the way my living room is now both sofas lead to the corner of the room.

No body Puts young Private in the corner

Save me from myself "

Running for the lift lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows

Well you're helpful "

Oh I can be very helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's me right now, I've just realised the way my living room is now both sofas lead to the corner of the room.

Mine are the same PP so yep a corner here to like a naughty girl.

I call my spot the sheldon seat now "

Mines the naughty corner, care to join me

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Do you have an elephant statue at all? If so make sure it's pointing to the door

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's me right now, I've just realised the way my living room is now both sofas lead to the corner of the room.

No body Puts young Private in the corner

Save me from myself

Running for the lift lol "

Wheres the bloody lift, I didn't know I had one

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

The title of this thread just made me go "... that's me in the spot / light / losing my religion".

I hope everyone else has to have that eaeworm too now.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows

Well you're helpful

Oh I can be very helpful "

Can you now

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows "

I believe that furniture pointing towards the corner of a room is overtly representative of one approaching an apex, a singular new direction in life.

Having said that, I did just completely make it up and I’m a lying bugger

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's me right now, I've just realised the way my living room is now both sofas lead to the corner of the room.

Mine are the same PP so yep a corner here to like a naughty girl.

I call my spot the sheldon seat now

Mines the naughty corner, care to join me "

Will we be getting naked then

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Do you have an elephant statue at all? If so make sure it's pointing to the door"

No elephants or trunks in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's me right now, I've just realised the way my living room is now both sofas lead to the corner of the room.

Mine are the same PP so yep a corner here to like a naughty girl.

I call my spot the sheldon seat now

Mines the naughty corner, care to join me

Will we be getting naked then "

Let's be naughty then PP, strip poker

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows

I believe that furniture pointing towards the corner of a room is overtly representative of one approaching an apex, a singular new direction in life.

Having said that, I did just completely make it up and I’m a lying bugger "

Sounds good though

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's me right now, I've just realised the way my living room is now both sofas lead to the corner of the room.

Mine are the same PP so yep a corner here to like a naughty girl.

I call my spot the sheldon seat now

Mines the naughty corner, care to join me

Will we be getting naked then

Let's be naughty then PP, strip poker "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought you had been naughty! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows

Well you're helpful

Oh I can be very helpful

Can you now "

Oh yes..Do you need a hand?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows

Well you're helpful

Oh I can be very helpful

Can you now

Oh yes..Do you need a hand? "

Oh I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows

I believe that furniture pointing towards the corner of a room is overtly representative of one approaching an apex, a singular new direction in life.

Having said that, I did just completely make it up and I’m a lying bugger "

I thought it sounded a load of bollocks

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"i thought you had been naughty! lol

"

For once, no I haven't

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows

I believe that furniture pointing towards the corner of a room is overtly representative of one approaching an apex, a singular new direction in life.

Having said that, I did just completely make it up and I’m a lying bugger

Sounds good though "

It sounds almost legit.

Hmmm...I may write a book on my somewhat scientifically dodgy observations. I’ve already tentatively entitled it: ‘Fuck Shui - The Guide To Eternal Happiness.’

Can I count on your pre-order sir?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows

I believe that furniture pointing towards the corner of a room is overtly representative of one approaching an apex, a singular new direction in life.

Having said that, I did just completely make it up and I’m a lying bugger

I thought it sounded a load of bollocks "

You should see mine they are ready to burst

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows

I believe that furniture pointing towards the corner of a room is overtly representative of one approaching an apex, a singular new direction in life.

Having said that, I did just completely make it up and I’m a lying bugger

Sounds good though

It sounds almost legit.

Hmmm...I may write a book on my somewhat scientifically dodgy observations. I’ve already tentatively entitled it: ‘Fuck Shui - The Guide To Eternal Happiness.’

Can I count on your pre-order sir? "

Only if you sign it and include a refund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's me right now, I've just realised the way my living room is now both sofas lead to the corner of the room."

Cool story bro, keep us posted how it works out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows

I believe that furniture pointing towards the corner of a room is overtly representative of one approaching an apex, a singular new direction in life.

Having said that, I did just completely make it up and I’m a lying bugger

Sounds good though

It sounds almost legit.

Hmmm...I may write a book on my somewhat scientifically dodgy observations. I’ve already tentatively entitled it: ‘Fuck Shui - The Guide To Eternal Happiness.’

Can I count on your pre-order sir? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The title of this thread just made me go "... that's me in the spot / light / losing my religion".

I hope everyone else has to have that eaeworm too now. "

Thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows

I believe that furniture pointing towards the corner of a room is overtly representative of one approaching an apex, a singular new direction in life.

Having said that, I did just completely make it up and I’m a lying bugger

I thought it sounded a load of bollocks

You should see mine they are ready to burst "

So are mine....oh I don't have any..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's me right now, I've just realised the way my living room is now both sofas lead to the corner of the room.

Mine are the same PP so yep a corner here to like a naughty girl.

I call my spot the sheldon seat now

Mines the naughty corner, care to join me

Will we be getting naked then

Let's be naughty then PP, strip poker

Deal "

Get the cards ready and don't forget i like the lemon with the drizzle

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows

I believe that furniture pointing towards the corner of a room is overtly representative of one approaching an apex, a singular new direction in life.

Having said that, I did just completely make it up and I’m a lying bugger

I thought it sounded a load of bollocks

You should see mine they are ready to burst

So are mine....oh I don't have any.."

You play with mine and I'll sort your throbbing out

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's me right now, I've just realised the way my living room is now both sofas lead to the corner of the room.

Mine are the same PP so yep a corner here to like a naughty girl.

I call my spot the sheldon seat now

Mines the naughty corner, care to join me

Will we be getting naked then

Let's be naughty then PP, strip poker

Deal

Get the cards ready and don't forget i like the lemon with the drizzle "

Theres plenty of drizzle

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Is this good Feng Shui etiquette?

Well what else

Is it I don't know

God knows

I believe that furniture pointing towards the corner of a room is overtly representative of one approaching an apex, a singular new direction in life.

Having said that, I did just completely make it up and I’m a lying bugger

Sounds good though

It sounds almost legit.

Hmmm...I may write a book on my somewhat scientifically dodgy observations. I’ve already tentatively entitled it: ‘Fuck Shui - The Guide To Eternal Happiness.’

Can I count on your pre-order sir?

Only if you sign it and include a refund "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the sofa's round to face away from the corner. Problem solved

Fuzz

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Turn the sofa's round to face away from the corner. Problem solved

Fuzz"

Smart arse I'm not going face the wall for anyone

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just get a lady friend to kneel with a leg on each arm.. perfect position

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"The title of this thread just made me go "... that's me in the spot / light / losing my religion".

I hope everyone else has to have that ereworm too now.

Thanks for that "

Oh no, I've said too much / I set it up!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Just get a lady friend to kneel with a leg on each arm.. perfect position "

No theres a plan, just need a lady with long legs now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont understand

I've had 8 minutes sleep this makes no sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

This thread made me smile on what is a dire start to the day...so thank you PP and participants

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