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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?"

Can you pay for petrol also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?"

On my way

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Only if you need all your clothes washing meaning you arent wearing any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negative, if I have to do my own washing so do you !

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I got a washing machine for that

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Only if.... In return you do my ironing.

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?"

You need to find yourself a sissy maid to do it for you. That or a naked slave boy...

Plenty on FAB...

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

It's nice and sunny to hang it out on line today! X

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No "

Fair enough... one down. 32,536 to go

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?

Can you pay for petrol also "

I've got 76p and 3 buttons. Not sure it'll work

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?

On my way"

How am I paying?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Only if you need all your clothes washing meaning you arent wearing any "

How did you guess? I promise I'll smile at you...... and pay you well

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Negative, if I have to do my own washing so do you ! "

Bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?"

Yeah okay, as long as I get cake and dog cuddles

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I got a washing machine for that "

It's the bit between washing machine and hanging out I have the issue with...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Only if.... In return you do my ironing. "

Yes! I love ironing. But I don't do anything bigger than me. No sheets, duvet covers, curtains...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?

You need to find yourself a sissy maid to do it for you. That or a naked slave boy...

Plenty on FAB... "

Ooooooh good plan.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's nice and sunny to hang it out on line today! X"

My rotary airer broke in the wind yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?"

In all seriousness yes as long as chocolate is involved

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?

Yeah okay, as long as I get cake and dog cuddles "

Obvs! Come on woman!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?

In all seriousness yes as long as chocolate is involved "

Sold!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.

Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if you need all your clothes washing meaning you arent wearing any "

Oh grumpy how crude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a washing machine?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Only if you need all your clothes washing meaning you arent wearing any

How did you guess? I promise I'll smile at you...... and pay you well "

Do we get to not wear anything too if we come and help you with this? Face coverengs excepted.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Stop being lazy and talking and go and put it on woman.

(That's a no by the way. I'm having lunch )

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.

Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit."

Kinky

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Only if you need all your clothes washing meaning you arent wearing any

Oh grumpy how crude! "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?"

Re: "cake"...tell us more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it naked for a stroke of your puppies.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.

Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit."

I could be tempted.....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.

Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.

I could be tempted....."

I think pink ruffles will do nicely

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job "

Got no bacon or bread!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do you have a washing machine? "

I do. But the washing doesn't seem to get out of it onto the airer alone. I do not approve.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.

Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.

I could be tempted....."

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Only if you need all your clothes washing meaning you arent wearing any

How did you guess? I promise I'll smile at you...... and pay you well

Do we get to not wear anything too if we come and help you with this? Face coverengs excepted. "

You can wear or not wear whatever you want if it gets the job done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job

Got no bacon or bread!"
I'll bring it you cook it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Stop being lazy and talking and go and put it on woman.

(That's a no by the way. I'm having lunch ) "

Aww man. What you having?

And it's on. Ish. The basket is next to the machine.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Only if you need all your clothes washing meaning you arent wearing any

Oh grumpy how crude!

Yep "

Just how I like you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?

Re: "cake"...tell us more "

I can do any cake. Any cake at all. This is basically me begging now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Only if you need all your clothes washing meaning you arent wearing any

Oh grumpy how crude!

Yep

Just how I like you "

Awww shucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a washing machine?

I do. But the washing doesn't seem to get out of it onto the airer alone. I do not approve."

Well I’m happy to move washing in and out of the machine and have a social while it dries.

If you’ve enough alcohol to entertain us I may even iron the bits that need ironing too. (I like ironing )

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll do it naked for a stroke of your puppies."

Matterhorn. You can stroke my puppies any time.

Crap. That was meant to be bargaining.

Ok, stroke of the puppies for the washing it is

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.

Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.

I could be tempted.....

I think pink ruffles will do nicely"

Oh yes. Perfect

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.

Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.

I could be tempted.....

"

Not for you..... although I have an outfit in mind for you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job

Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it"

Deal

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.

Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.

I could be tempted.....

I think pink ruffles will do nicely

Oh yes. Perfect"

Gender bending is hot

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By *art1968Man
over a year ago

stafford

Sounds perfect especially if travel is thrown in !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job

Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it

Deal"
on my way be about 1 hour and 23 min depending on traffic

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Only if you need all your clothes washing meaning you arent wearing any

Oh grumpy how crude!

Yep

Just how I like you

Awww shucks "

Did I not mention I'm a fan?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Only if you need all your clothes washing meaning you arent wearing any

Oh grumpy how crude!

Yep

Just how I like you

Awww shucks

Did I not mention I'm a fan? "

Once or twice yes

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do you have a washing machine?

I do. But the washing doesn't seem to get out of it onto the airer alone. I do not approve.

Well I’m happy to move washing in and out of the machine and have a social while it dries.

If you’ve enough alcohol to entertain us I may even iron the bits that need ironing too. (I like ironing )"

Oh my! And you're not a million miles away either! Ooooh we should do that. Maybe without the washing though.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.

Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.

I could be tempted.....

I think pink ruffles will do nicely

Oh yes. Perfect

Gender bending is hot "

Oh yeah baby!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Only if.... In return you do my ironing.

Yes! I love ironing. But I don't do anything bigger than me. No sheets, duvet covers, curtains..."

Why would anyone iron sheets, duvet covers or curtains

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.

Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.

I could be tempted.....

Not for you..... although I have an outfit in mind for you "

If it involves ruffles then piss off

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds perfect especially if travel is thrown in !!"

Er..... that could be an issue. I can repay in kind?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job

Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it

Deal on my way be about 1 hour and 23 min depending on traffic "

I've heard that before.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Only if you need all your clothes washing meaning you arent wearing any

Oh grumpy how crude!

Yep

Just how I like you

Awww shucks

Did I not mention I'm a fan?

Once or twice yes "

I don't hear your complaining.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Only if.... In return you do my ironing.

Yes! I love ironing. But I don't do anything bigger than me. No sheets, duvet covers, curtains...

Why would anyone iron sheets, duvet covers or curtains "

Because people are weird. I like to cover all bases when making offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job

Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it

Deal on my way be about 1 hour and 23 min depending on traffic

I've heard that before....."
from me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.

Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.

I could be tempted.....

Not for you..... although I have an outfit in mind for you

If it involves ruffles then piss off "

No ruffles. There may be a hat

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x"

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job

Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it

Deal on my way be about 1 hour and 23 min depending on traffic

I've heard that before.....from me "

And yet I still have no bacon or bread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job

Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it

Deal on my way be about 1 hour and 23 min depending on traffic

I've heard that before.....from me

And yet I still have no bacon or bread.... "
it's a long drive and I gotta pop to the shop lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.

Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.

I could be tempted.....

Not for you..... although I have an outfit in mind for you

If it involves ruffles then piss off

No ruffles. There may be a hat "

In that case

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job

Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it

Deal on my way be about 1 hour and 23 min depending on traffic

I've heard that before.....from me

And yet I still have no bacon or bread.... it's a long drive and I gotta pop to the shop lol"

It's not that far.... best get a shuffle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a washing machine?

I do. But the washing doesn't seem to get out of it onto the airer alone. I do not approve.

Well I’m happy to move washing in and out of the machine and have a social while it dries.

If you’ve enough alcohol to entertain us I may even iron the bits that need ironing too. (I like ironing )

Oh my! And you're not a million miles away either! Ooooh we should do that. Maybe without the washing though. "

Any excuse to escape the house

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There's lots of guys who love ironing on Fab.

Particularly if you whip them and dress them up in a French maid outfit.

I could be tempted.....

Not for you..... although I have an outfit in mind for you

If it involves ruffles then piss off

No ruffles. There may be a hat

In that case "

You're too good to me

Note to self.... take outfit with me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do you have a washing machine?

I do. But the washing doesn't seem to get out of it onto the airer alone. I do not approve.

Well I’m happy to move washing in and out of the machine and have a social while it dries.

If you’ve enough alcohol to entertain us I may even iron the bits that need ironing too. (I like ironing )

Oh my! And you're not a million miles away either! Ooooh we should do that. Maybe without the washing though.

Any excuse to escape the house "

Most certainly a great excuse as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do it for a coffee a bacon sandwich and a blow job

Got no bacon or bread! I'll bring it you cook it

Deal on my way be about 1 hour and 23 min depending on traffic

I've heard that before.....from me

And yet I still have no bacon or bread.... it's a long drive and I gotta pop to the shop lol

It's not that far.... best get a shuffle on.

"
ok ok god your so bossy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it but I'm expensive

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll do it but I'm expensive"

Can we work out some kind of a deal?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Only if.... In return you do my ironing.

Yes! I love ironing. But I don't do anything bigger than me. No sheets, duvet covers, curtains...

Why would anyone iron sheets, duvet covers or curtains

Because people are weird. I like to cover all bases when making offers "

It's important to cover all bases I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you"

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Only if.... In return you do my ironing.

Yes! I love ironing. But I don't do anything bigger than me. No sheets, duvet covers, curtains...

Why would anyone iron sheets, duvet covers or curtains

Because people are weird. I like to cover all bases when making offers

It's important to cover all bases I guess "

I think so, glad you agree. Means when I make you an offer you will understand

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x"

Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham

Chris doesn’t know how the washing machine works or where the vacuum cleaner lives, so it’s a no.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x

Oooooooooh I can't wait HW.... "

Me neither, she's amazing!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Chris doesn’t know how the washing machine works or where the vacuum cleaner lives, so it’s a no. "

Aww man. But thank you anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get all the live posh no k e wants to clean my van

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x

Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....

Me neither, she's amazing!! "

Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You get all the live posh no k e wants to clean my van"

Very few have offered to do my washing

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x

Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....

Me neither, she's amazing!!

Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs "

sorry not sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do it but I'm expensive

Can we work out some kind of a deal? "

pick a box from 1 to 22

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate ironing Posh so I'll do the washing if you'll do the ironing plus I've got wine, cakes, crisps and sweets x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x

Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....

Me neither, she's amazing!!

Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs

sorry not sorry "

I'll let you off cos you're pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want me to sort the fairies out Posh?

D.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll do it but I'm expensive

Can we work out some kind of a deal?

pick a box from 1 to 22"

22. Every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want me to do the whole naked cleaning thing at the same time? I'm sure there is a company offering this now?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I hate ironing Posh so I'll do the washing if you'll do the ironing plus I've got wine, cakes, crisps and sweets x"

Let's do it Bluebell!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You want me to sort the fairies out Posh?

D."

Yes please D..... or just come console me?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do you want me to do the whole naked cleaning thing at the same time? I'm sure there is a company offering this now?"

Yes! Do!

I can't afford them. They want actual money....

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x

Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....

Me neither, she's amazing!!

Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs

sorry not sorry

I'll let you off cos you're pretty "

Thank you, that's very kind of you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want me to do the whole naked cleaning thing at the same time? I'm sure there is a company offering this now?

Yes! Do!

I can't afford them. They want actual money...."

So what exactly comes in this plethora of alcohol you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You want me to sort the fairies out Posh?

D.

Yes please D..... or just come console me? "

Well, they have been to my house so I know they ain’t on strike pesky little things!

I will just have to take your mind of the pots until they sort out your washing

D.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Do you want me to do the whole naked cleaning thing at the same time? I'm sure there is a company offering this now?

Yes! Do!

I can't afford them. They want actual money...."

I dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate ironing Posh so I'll do the washing if you'll do the ironing plus I've got wine, cakes, crisps and sweets x

Let's do it Bluebell!"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Washing up? Yeah - I can do that

Keep those beverages coming

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm just grabbing my car keys - gimmie 10 hours

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do you want me to do the whole naked cleaning thing at the same time? I'm sure there is a company offering this now?

Yes! Do!

I can't afford them. They want actual money....

I dont "

I can pay you in other ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just grabbing my car keys - gimmie 10 hours "

Stop off half way and pick us up can’t have you driving all that way all alone

D.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x

Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....

Me neither, she's amazing!!

Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs

sorry not sorry

I'll let you off cos you're pretty

Thank you, that's very kind of you x"

I am very kind.... in case you hadn't noticed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do you want me to do the whole naked cleaning thing at the same time? I'm sure there is a company offering this now?

Yes! Do!

I can't afford them. They want actual money....

So what exactly comes in this plethora of alcohol you speak of?"

Oh my..... I've all sorts! What's your poison?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You want me to sort the fairies out Posh?

D.

Yes please D..... or just come console me?

Well, they have been to my house so I know they ain’t on strike pesky little things!

I will just have to take your mind of the pots until they sort out your washing

D."

Oooooh yes please!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x

Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....

Me neither, she's amazing!!

Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs

sorry not sorry

I'll let you off cos you're pretty

Thank you, that's very kind of you x

I am very kind.... in case you hadn't noticed "

I have definitely noticed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Washing up? Yeah - I can do that

Keep those beverages coming "

Oh good man....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm just grabbing my car keys - gimmie 10 hours "

I'm counting down.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm just grabbing my car keys - gimmie 10 hours

Stop off half way and pick us up can’t have you driving all that way all alone

D."

Even better!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x

Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....

Me neither, she's amazing!!

Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs

sorry not sorry

I'll let you off cos you're pretty

Thank you, that's very kind of you x

I am very kind.... in case you hadn't noticed

I have definitely noticed "

Well now..... that's very handy indeed....

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I'm just grabbing my car keys - gimmie 10 hours

Stop off half way and pick us up can’t have you driving all that way all alone

D."

So kind - that would be an amazing car journey

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm just grabbing my car keys - gimmie 10 hours

Stop off half way and pick us up can’t have you driving all that way all alone

D.

So kind - that would be an amazing car journey "

That would be a distracting car journey!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I'm just grabbing my car keys - gimmie 10 hours

Stop off half way and pick us up can’t have you driving all that way all alone

D.

So kind - that would be an amazing car journey

That would be a distracting car journey!"

Yeah might take us longer

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm just grabbing my car keys - gimmie 10 hours

Stop off half way and pick us up can’t have you driving all that way all alone

D.

So kind - that would be an amazing car journey

That would be a distracting car journey!

Yeah might take us longer "

Dammit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x

Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....

Me neither, she's amazing!!

Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs

sorry not sorry

I'll let you off cos you're pretty "

Haha he is a sweetheart too NSP

Her x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm just grabbing my car keys - gimmie 10 hours

Stop off half way and pick us up can’t have you driving all that way all alone

D.

So kind - that would be an amazing car journey

That would be a distracting car journey!

Yeah might take us longer "

Room for 1 more? Don't mind being a seat

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x

Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....

Me neither, she's amazing!!

Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs

sorry not sorry

I'll let you off cos you're pretty

Haha he is a sweetheart too NSP

Her x"

He is. And don't tell him but he's all sexy too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x

Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....

Me neither, she's amazing!!

Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs

sorry not sorry

I'll let you off cos you're pretty

Haha he is a sweetheart too NSP

Her x"

And you're absolutely wonderful

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x

Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....

Me neither, she's amazing!!

Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs

sorry not sorry

I'll let you off cos you're pretty

Haha he is a sweetheart too NSP

Her x

He is. And don't tell him but he's all sexy too "

Thank you, your secret is out now

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I thought I was going to be able to help with this but, it was a different kind of washing.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Give me 5 mins to slip into my french maids outfit and I am on my way.

I don't want or expect anything in return other than the knowledge that I have teased you and made you horny... and maybe some cake

Her x

Flippin eck woman. Yes yes yes

And thank you

I feel a new pic coming up just for you NSP

Her x

Oooooooooh I can't wait HW....

Me neither, she's amazing!!

Oi. Stop trying to jump in on my new picture! She's only going it for me. Obvs

sorry not sorry

I'll let you off cos you're pretty

Haha he is a sweetheart too NSP

Her x

He is. And don't tell him but he's all sexy too

Thank you, your secret is out now "

Oops. Note to self. Check if you're typing on the forum or in a pm....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I thought I was going to be able to help with this but, it was a different kind of washing. "

You can help with any washing you want to.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Just put my washing on my airer that's me done for the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I was going to be able to help with this but, it was a different kind of washing. "

We need your help as NSP has lots of washing for us to do and I can't do it on my own... bedding needs 2 people to fold it

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?"

Pity you are so far away

I would have even wore my French maid outfit for you ??

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants


"Anyone want to come do my washing for me? I really can't be bothered and I think the washing fairies went on strike.

I can pay in coffee, tea, cake, cookies, or a plethora of alcohol.

Pretty please?"

Wear it in the shower.... I'll send Hubby to help scrub. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool by me..I ll do ironing as well if you wish..household chores dont bother me after being in forces..stick music on and party...naked obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll do it but I'm expensive

Can we work out some kind of a deal?

pick a box from 1 to 22

22. Every time "

poor offer im afraid

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