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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This time the last thing you bought for someone else is going straight up your arse

The new Crash Bandicoot game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A barbie with rainbow hair for my god daughter

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

A pint of Guinness

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By *iking-RaiderMan
over a year ago

suffolk

A curtain rail... please god no! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flower bouquet. At least I'll look good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recycled rubber jewellery

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

A bottle of veuve clicquot

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By *eanne1984Woman
over a year ago

wallasey

Dildo

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We bought a box of chocs and a bottle of vino for the MIL. Baggsy the bottle - Mr KC can take the chocs

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By *iking-RaiderMan
over a year ago

suffolk


"A bottle of veuve clicquot "

Its not too bad until you get past the neck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh christ... a 6ft stuffed disney 'kaa' snake uuppppp it goes!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Oh christ... a 6ft stuffed disney 'kaa' snake uuppppp it goes! "

What all of it

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

An air tent! At least it doesn't have any poles

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By *oldenskyWoman
over a year ago

london

Budgie for my son oh no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh christ... a 6ft stuffed disney 'kaa' snake uuppppp it goes!

What all of it "
Trust in Me ()

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"A bottle of veuve clicquot

Its not too bad until you get past the neck lol "

You sound like you’ve tried this.

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By *iking-RaiderMan
over a year ago

suffolk


"A bottle of veuve clicquot

Its not too bad until you get past the neck lol

You sound like you’ve tried this. "

Yeh then the corked popped and it was a nightmare! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8ft Xmas tree fairy included

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A gin glass.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I bought someone a full English breakfast....

What a dreadful waste!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

A washing up bowl and a night light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh christ... a 6ft stuffed disney 'kaa' snake uuppppp it goes!

What all of it Trust in Me ()"

his massive square nose is a issue!

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

a fitbit watch!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Oh christ... a 6ft stuffed disney 'kaa' snake uuppppp it goes!

What all of it Trust in Me ()

his massive square nose is a issue! "

I’d go with a tail first approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh christ... a 6ft stuffed disney 'kaa' snake uuppppp it goes!

What all of it Trust in Me ()

his massive square nose is a issue!

I’d go with a tail first approach "

Oh thats right up there already

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By *andyandmickCouple
over a year ago

chilwell

Litle of gin no way lol

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A trenta dragonfruit lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 pints of milk

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

A rainbow cake.....I should have made a video of me stuffing that up there

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

2 portions of chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 bottles of soap

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll try again a washing up bowl and a night light.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a sequined bumbag

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By *etanoiaWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

M&S snow globe gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"M&S snow globe gin "
That's Classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll try again a washing up bowl and a night light. "
one at a time hopefully

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Bloody hell the weekly shop...I may be some time!!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

A Wosh

Might be an improvement on the Wosh aesthetic to be fair.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Bloody hell the weekly shop...I may be some time!! "

It’ll save you a fortune in carrier bags, just don’t shop a Lidl or you’ll be struggling to get it up there as they throw your shopping at you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rubber chicken.....

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A three piece of chicken and chips meal deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A Thermos flask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pandora gift card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell the weekly shop...I may be some time!! "

^^This^^

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Chocolate doughnut and a cuppa

Can I choose someone else's arse

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

A bottle of Parma Violet Gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chocolate doughnut and a cuppa

Can I choose someone else's arse "
nope brace yourself

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Some red underwear bought for someone else

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Bloody hell the weekly shop...I may be some time!!

^^This^^ "

Curious..will you start with the buggers items first

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A bottle of Parma Violet Gin "

Wish I'd bought that

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"A bottle of Parma Violet Gin

Wish I'd bought that "

I've just baked a lemon drizzle and it would be such a waste

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

A can of allegedly sugar-free Monster

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A bottle of Parma Violet Gin

Wish I'd bought that

I've just baked a lemon drizzle and it would be such a waste "

You gonna eat it out my arse otherwise it really would be a waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flowers.... glad I didn't buy any roses though

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Jessica Parker Loved Perfum

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Packet of chocolate buttons, that's messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a Go Pro Hero 8 for my boyfriend.... I really don't think that needs to go up my bum... film my bum maybe

Her x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"It was a Go Pro Hero 8 for my boyfriend.... I really don't think that needs to go up my bum... film my bum maybe

Her x"

That has to be a new video there

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