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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ok erm will there be tea , kisses and cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one has asked me so that's easy.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

can I at least wait until i won't get a telling off from Boris or the policeeeemen

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Oh ok erm will there be tea , kisses and cake?

No - just drop 'em, champ

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Oh absolutely. Us ladies are all just cum dumps

(not a saying I like to use but thought it apt for this sarcasm)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd rather not.

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

But...but...

Fine, if you must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be kinder if I didn't fuck them.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"can I at least wait until i won't get a telling off from Boris or the policeeeemen"

You can ask them for forgiveness while you're riding them

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’m not that kind of guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But but but..... there is only one who I am interested in fucking at the moment

Could you imagine if you had to fuck everyone who messages you... I would have to give up work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noones asked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has asked me so that's easy. "

I'm asking

2022 isn't that far away

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By *iking-RaiderMan
over a year ago

suffolk

"But but but..... there is only one who I am interested in fucking at the moment

Could you imagine if you had to fuck everyone who messages you... I would have to give up work

Reckon there would be many women on here in the same boat! Lol

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'd rather not."

Awww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be kinder if I didn't fuck them. "

You’d have them laughing with your sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only if you come with sanitizer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has asked me so that's easy.

I'm asking

2022 isn't that far away

Haha! Well, I'd consider it for you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd rather not.

Awww

You didn't ask....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"only if you come with sanitizer"

Its the only thing I can squirt

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

OK if I must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be kinder if I didn't fuck them. "

This is exactly what I was saying to you earlier today. Where is the fucking round of applause emoji??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a good Samaritan.

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

We keep getting told its a sex site too but we have tried clicking on people but they never get added to the cart

Can't find checkout either.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I’m not that kind of guy! "

I'm not that kind if woman

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"only if you come with sanitizer"

Ok. You're on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still waiting to be asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has asked me so that's easy.

I'm asking

2022 isn't that far away

Haha! Well, I'd consider it for you

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if i ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has asked me so that's easy.

I'm asking

2022 isn't that far away

Haha! Well, I'd consider it for you

if i ask nicely

You're always nice but sure. I'll pop the kettle on, you're in charge of the cake

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'd rather not.

Awww

You didn't ask....

Can I have a go with your puppies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has asked me so that's easy.

I'm asking

2022 isn't that far away

Haha! Well, I'd consider it for you

if i ask nicely

You're always nice but sure. I'll pop the kettle on, you're in charge of the cake

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yippie ill bring some cake , popthe kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be kinder if I didn't fuck them.

This is exactly what I was saying to you earlier today. Where is the fucking round of applause emoji??

xx"

For anyone that doesn't know what you're talking about, that comment could seem incredibly cruel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has asked me so that's easy.

I'm asking

2022 isn't that far away

Haha! Well, I'd consider it for you

if i ask nicely

You're always nice but sure. I'll pop the kettle on, you're in charge of the cake

yippie ill bring some cake , popthe kettle on

Kettle is on, knickers are off

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd rather not.

Awww

You didn't ask....

Can I have a go with your puppies?

They'd love to be played with by you

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

Will do.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I’m not that kind of guy!

I'm not that kind if woman

Yeah right!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"No one has asked me so that's easy.

I'm asking

2022 isn't that far away

Haha! Well, I'd consider it for you

if i ask nicely

You're always nice but sure. I'll pop the kettle on, you're in charge of the cake

yippie ill bring some cake , popthe kettle on

Kettle is on, knickers are off

You said that was just for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has asked me so that's easy.

I'm asking

2022 isn't that far away

Haha! Well, I'd consider it for you

if i ask nicely

You're always nice but sure. I'll pop the kettle on, you're in charge of the cake

yippie ill bring some cake , popthe kettle on

Kettle is on, knickers are off

You said that was just for me!

Aww wifey, you not willing to share me with Taff?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"No one has asked me so that's easy.

I'm asking

2022 isn't that far away

Haha! Well, I'd consider it for you

if i ask nicely

You're always nice but sure. I'll pop the kettle on, you're in charge of the cake

yippie ill bring some cake , popthe kettle on

Kettle is on, knickers are off

You said that was just for me!

Aww wifey, you not willing to share me with Taff?

Of course, if he's game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would take one for the team however BoJo says 2 metre distance so mr ikc will have to fuck me instead and I know he’s going to be so sad about that!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I came here to learn how to Crochet and make jam, admittedly I been a little sidetracked

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I thought I'd be taught how to bake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has asked me so that's easy.

I'm asking

2022 isn't that far away

Haha! Well, I'd consider it for you

if i ask nicely

You're always nice but sure. I'll pop the kettle on, you're in charge of the cake

yippie ill bring some cake , popthe kettle on

Kettle is on, knickers are off

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im not wearing any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has asked me so that's easy.

I'm asking

2022 isn't that far away

Haha! Well, I'd consider it for you

if i ask nicely

You're always nice but sure. I'll pop the kettle on, you're in charge of the cake

yippie ill bring some cake , popthe kettle on

Kettle is on, knickers are off

You said that was just for me!

Aww wifey, you not willing to share me with Taff?

Of course, if he's game

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oh how splendid ill bring jelly babies too

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’ve already made a thread passing on the message that apparently it’s not a sex site though so I’m exempt

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Do I have to pay for their counselling afterwards??

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I’ve already made a thread passing on the message that apparently it’s not a sex site though so I’m exempt"

Fuck. I wanted to try smashing up a few beds

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By *ama Raised a RebelWoman
over a year ago

Walsall

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

Lol I have had the same people mail me by the sounds of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always do

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By *aked AngelMan
over a year ago

Hampshire / Surrey

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

So why did you say no to me?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Would be good to be asked

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"No one has asked me so that's easy.

I'm asking

2022 isn't that far away

Haha! Well, I'd consider it for you

if i ask nicely

You're always nice but sure. I'll pop the kettle on, you're in charge of the cake

yippie ill bring some cake , popthe kettle on

Kettle is on, knickers are off

You said that was just for me!

Aww wifey, you not willing to share me with Taff?

Of course, if he's game

oh how splendid ill bring jelly babies too

You're such a gent

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's a sex site?

All these years I've been doing it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m still waiting to be asked

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

No one asked.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"I always do

You'll get your reward in heaven

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

I tried to get them all in before lockdown, Miss Innocent. I really tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has asked me so that's easy.

I'm asking

2022 isn't that far away

Haha! Well, I'd consider it for you

if i ask nicely

You're always nice but sure. I'll pop the kettle on, you're in charge of the cake

yippie ill bring some cake , popthe kettle on

Kettle is on, knickers are off

im not wearing any

Perfect

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

Do I have to?

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"No one has asked me so that's easy. "

Spread em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

sounds good to me, but i never get asked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you.

So why did you say no to me?

You bloody liar

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m eating my tea at the moment but I’ll sit here with my trousers down if any lady wishes to ride my holy pogo stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

Ahhh.... sex. I remember that from my yoof.

Erm? You didn't say please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has asked me so that's easy.

Spread em"

You aswell? Bloody hell, you lot are like buses!

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"No one has asked me so that's easy.

Spread em

You aswell? Bloody hell, you lot are like buses!

I'll let you ring the bell as you get on

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Only one person has asked me lately, and I did...I'm a good little Fabber

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By *eanne1984Woman
over a year ago

wallasey

"Only one person has asked me lately, and I did...I'm a good little Fabber

Gold star for you gorgeous

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By *aked AngelMan
over a year ago

Hampshire / Surrey

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you.

So why did you say no to me?

You bloody liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe tomorrow or the day after or the day after that or ....

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

I have only had one offer and even then I wasn't convinced it wasn't a fakeish profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whos asking??? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

I don't see how that would change anything in my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

Can I fuck you lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone wanna fuck me xx been on here a week and it’s been a bit slow

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Nobody asks me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I got a pound for every time I was asked to Fuck, I'd be able to set up my own shop... Made out of cardboard boxes, selling sealed labeled bottles of clean air... Corna free... Roll up roll up.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

There are a few people on my to fuck list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

I think the practical and theory of that particular sentence do not meet anywhere along the line

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By *onyboyABCMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"We keep getting told its a sex site too but we have tried clicking on people but they never get added to the cart

Can't find checkout either. "
try me

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By *andystick72Man
over a year ago

kinky Street

Is it really a sex site

It's more like fb there's days

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By *onyboyABCMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Is it really a sex site

It's more like fb there's days "
so true

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Is it really a sex site

It's more like fb there's days "

Yeah, its now FuckBook. Didn't you get the rebranding memo?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Looking for sex and on this site...so hopeful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

Hmm within reason and yes must include cake and tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

Ok just checked it’s 3 hours on sat nav, see you soon

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

By all means!!

Wish somebody would ask...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

Grim!

Too many morals to even contemplate it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only play with groups of six men or more so Boris says no.

Sorry.

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

"I only play with groups of six men or more so Boris says no.

Sorry.

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only play with groups of six men or more so Boris says no.

Sorry.

That would make 7 though!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I have standards to uphold OP so I won’t lower myself to just any old hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fine, but don't talk to me or look me in the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only play with groups of six men or more so Boris says no.

Sorry.

That would make 7 though!!

Er..... yeah. Hence boris saying no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

As long as there is a decent brew, I'm game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore Da ~ Good Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not bleeding grindeer at least let us have a say in who we want to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fine, but don't talk to me or look me in the eyes"

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By *ornyforit5Man
over a year ago

Some Where In The Sun

I can assure you, i won't be fucking everyone on here that asks!!!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

I'd like to say that I have standards and wouldn't say yes to the first lady that asks, but I'm lying to myself really....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Well that all depends on who is doing g the asking

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"So be kind and fuck anyone who asks you."

As you wish ...don't be shy ..form an orderly queue

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

So long as they ask nicely

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