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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you take this whole topic?

Sex is pleasurable and addictive for some, and coupled with warmth and affection it plays an important role in emotional wellbeing.

But for some, having followed the forums for years, its like a sport

Intricate details, bold claims, specific volume measurement for the money shot, even technical details more akin to my Garmin training devices.

People who are that intense on the subject....worry me

Are you a professional sex athlete?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

oh hell no. I'm now the crazy great aunt who people are concerned about, but know I'll just do something else facepalmingly outrageous so let me get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all about the kudos on strava

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have patented a miraculous device which when attached to the base of my nob, can keep track of exactly how many times my arse thrusts during a sex session plus my average speed of thrust, my calories burnt and my cardiovascular status during the act.

I’ve tentatively termed it, the Fuck-Bit.

Order it now to avoid disappointment- this baby is sure to sell out fast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s all about the kudos on strava "

I've got 2 KOM....I'm not aware how to get one here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have patented a miraculous device which when attached to the base of my nob, can keep track of exactly how many times my arse thrusts during a sex session plus my average speed of thrust, my calories burnt and my cardiovascular status during the act.

I’ve tentatively termed it, the Fuck-Bit.

Order it now to avoid disappointment- this baby is sure to sell out fast "

Covid made it obselete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I got medals and everything

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Absolutely a professional sex athlete here.

I train every day, follow a high-protien diet, and am a yoga master.

I also talk utter bollocks in the forums occasionaly

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have patented a miraculous device which when attached to the base of my nob, can keep track of exactly how many times my arse thrusts during a sex session plus my average speed of thrust, my calories burnt and my cardiovascular status during the act.

I’ve tentatively termed it, the Fuck-Bit.

Order it now to avoid disappointment- this baby is sure to sell out fast "

I'll take one but only if you demonstrate ON ME exactly how it works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have patented a miraculous device which when attached to the base of my nob, can keep track of exactly how many times my arse thrusts during a sex session plus my average speed of thrust, my calories burnt and my cardiovascular status during the act.

I’ve tentatively termed it, the Fuck-Bit.

Order it now to avoid disappointment- this baby is sure to sell out fast "

I'll take one please.

I'm seriously fucking serious

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I have patented a miraculous device which when attached to the base of my nob, can keep track of exactly how many times my arse thrusts during a sex session plus my average speed of thrust, my calories burnt and my cardiovascular status during the act.

I’ve tentatively termed it, the Fuck-Bit.

Order it now to avoid disappointment- this baby is sure to sell out fast "

I need one of these...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s all about the kudos on strava

I've got 2 KOM....I'm not aware how to get one here "

I’ve cleaned up the KOMs on here!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I have patented a miraculous device which when attached to the base of my nob, can keep track of exactly how many times my arse thrusts during a sex session plus my average speed of thrust, my calories burnt and my cardiovascular status during the act.

I’ve tentatively termed it, the Fuck-Bit.

Order it now to avoid disappointment- this baby is sure to sell out fast

Covid made it obselete "

Damn! Back to the drawing board....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I got medals and everything "

One was for taking it balls deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I got medals and everything

One was for taking it balls deep"

Anyone would deserve one for taking yours balls deep!

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By *hatty GuyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'm here for the tripadvisor rating, please rate your stay out of 10.

If I get a good score i get a plaque I can nail to my bottom!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I have patented a miraculous device which when attached to the base of my nob, can keep track of exactly how many times my arse thrusts during a sex session plus my average speed of thrust, my calories burnt and my cardiovascular status during the act.

I’ve tentatively termed it, the Fuck-Bit.

Order it now to avoid disappointment- this baby is sure to sell out fast

I'll take one but only if you demonstrate ON ME exactly how it works."

I’m strapping it on as I type....

Please assume the position of thy choosing madam.....

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Nope, just go with the flow and see where it leads - is not about prowess or anything else other than finding connection, chemistry and compatability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I got medals and everything

One was for taking it balls deep

Anyone would deserve one for taking yours balls deep! "

And an award for bravery

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Definitely not an sex athelete, I just enjoy having a loving partner for 24hrs once a week, its nice to have some adult time when family time is so busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have patented a miraculous device which when attached to the base of my nob, can keep track of exactly how many times my arse thrusts during a sex session plus my average speed of thrust, my calories burnt and my cardiovascular status during the act.

I’ve tentatively termed it, the Fuck-Bit.

Order it now to avoid disappointment- this baby is sure to sell out fast

Covid made it obselete "

I doubt it

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"I'm here for the tripadvisor rating, please rate your stay out of 10.

If I get a good score i get a plaque I can nail to my bottom!"

The garden was a little unkempt but the cave diving experience was a blast and the staff are very courteous. 8/10 would visit again

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I have patented a miraculous device which when attached to the base of my nob, can keep track of exactly how many times my arse thrusts during a sex session plus my average speed of thrust, my calories burnt and my cardiovascular status during the act.

I’ve tentatively termed it, the Fuck-Bit.

Order it now to avoid disappointment- this baby is sure to sell out fast

I'll take one please.

I'm seriously fucking serious

"

I’m thinking of patenting a ladies version but am struggling with where exactly to attach it. I did toy with the idea of hanging it like a Christmas tree Boerboel from the boobies but it was giving off false readings due to confusing undulations.

Rest assured though - when I do perfect it, it will be awesome

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I have patented a miraculous device which when attached to the base of my nob, can keep track of exactly how many times my arse thrusts during a sex session plus my average speed of thrust, my calories burnt and my cardiovascular status during the act.

I’ve tentatively termed it, the Fuck-Bit.

Order it now to avoid disappointment- this baby is sure to sell out fast

I need one of these... "

Another taker! These are selling like hot cakes!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I have patented a miraculous device which when attached to the base of my nob, can keep track of exactly how many times my arse thrusts during a sex session plus my average speed of thrust, my calories burnt and my cardiovascular status during the act.

I’ve tentatively termed it, the Fuck-Bit.

Order it now to avoid disappointment- this baby is sure to sell out fast

I need one of these...

Another taker! These are selling like hot cakes! "

Will I get a demo?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Good god no. I just take part in sex every now and again and let Mr pull up my flanalette nightie and I think of England.

Always with the lights out too.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We're serious fuck-letes. We like the relay event, tag team kinda thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s all about the kudos on strava

I've got 2 KOM....I'm not aware how to get one here

I’ve cleaned up the KOMs on here! "

All KOM are wind assisted

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have patented a miraculous device which when attached to the base of my nob, can keep track of exactly how many times my arse thrusts during a sex session plus my average speed of thrust, my calories burnt and my cardiovascular status during the act.

I’ve tentatively termed it, the Fuck-Bit.

Order it now to avoid disappointment- this baby is sure to sell out fast

I'll take one but only if you demonstrate ON ME exactly how it works.

I’m strapping it on as I type....

Please assume the position of thy choosing madam..... "

I'll start on my back... been a fair while since I've been penetrated so may need easing in gently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah im the bumbling hasbeen sitting in the corner eating comfort cake

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Nah im the bumbling hasbeen sitting in the corner eating comfort cake "

Lemon drizzle?!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Nah im the bumbling hasbeen sitting in the corner eating comfort cake "

You can come to ours and bake us a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not overly sure i take anything seriously .

It's not that i don't give a jot. I just look for positive silliness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah im the bumbling hasbeen sitting in the corner eating comfort cake

You can come to ours and bake us a cake "

firing up the bicycle.. should be there by the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah im the bumbling hasbeen sitting in the corner eating comfort cake "

What kind of cake? Are you sharing?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I have patented a miraculous device which when attached to the base of my nob, can keep track of exactly how many times my arse thrusts during a sex session plus my average speed of thrust, my calories burnt and my cardiovascular status during the act.

I’ve tentatively termed it, the Fuck-Bit.

Order it now to avoid disappointment- this baby is sure to sell out fast

I need one of these...

Another taker! These are selling like hot cakes!

Will I get a demo? "

Of course - a good salesman should ALWAYS demonstrate his wares...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I have patented a miraculous device which when attached to the base of my nob, can keep track of exactly how many times my arse thrusts during a sex session plus my average speed of thrust, my calories burnt and my cardiovascular status during the act.

I’ve tentatively termed it, the Fuck-Bit.

Order it now to avoid disappointment- this baby is sure to sell out fast

I'll take one but only if you demonstrate ON ME exactly how it works.

I’m strapping it on as I type....

Please assume the position of thy choosing madam.....

I'll start on my back... been a fair while since I've been penetrated so may need easing in gently "

I’m very gentle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh very. I've got an in depth spreadsheet which I fill in with potential partners' attributes, measurements, special skills, kinks etc and it does a complex equation which results in what I like to call a Fuckability Factor

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