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Home Baking for the autumn fete

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well it's that time of the year. The Autumn fete is upon us. We have bobbing for apples, the lingarie nearly new stall and of course the cake stall. Duteous is baking a banana loaf and lemon drizzle cake and it smells wonderful. Do any of you fabbers bake and if so what will you bake for the stall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll provide the beverages.

More tea Vicar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll provide the beverages.

More tea Vicar? "

Thats very civil of you sir. Two sugars please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wondering about the wonderful smell of the nearly new knickers stall.

I bake packet cakes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good old fashioned victoria sponge affair with fresh cream, home made jam and dusted with icing sugar. Every fete has one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate cake with orange buttercream

Carrot cake

Coffee and walnut. All nice autumn flavours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm wondering about the wonderful smell of the nearly new knickers stall.

I bake packet cakes. "

The smell isn't always wonderful. It depends on who has donated stock. To be honest I would advise you avoid anything Ms Jones donated. I'm not sure all the stains are hers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A good old fashioned victoria sponge affair with fresh cream, home made jam and dusted with icing sugar. Every fete has one "

Oh that would be perfect.... Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chocolate cake with orange buttercream

Carrot cake

Coffee and walnut. All nice autumn flavours "

Thats half a stall. Brilliant. I look forward to a tasting. Mmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm wondering about the wonderful smell of the nearly new knickers stall.

I bake packet cakes.

The smell isn't always wonderful. It depends on who has donated stock. To be honest I would advise you avoid anything Ms Jones donated. I'm not sure all the stains are hers. "

My real name is Ms Jones. I can assure you the stains are all mine.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Since lockdown I have perfected my penis pastries, revised my rissoles and bettered my battenburgs.......

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Vicar, have you had many contributions this year for the giant vegetable competition ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm wondering about the wonderful smell of the nearly new knickers stall.

I bake packet cakes.

The smell isn't always wonderful. It depends on who has donated stock. To be honest I would advise you avoid anything Ms Jones donated. I'm not sure all the stains are hers.

My real name is Ms Jones. I can assure you the stains are all mine. "

I'm sorry I didn't recognise you in the light. I do hope that the new cream is working and that the itching is less. Bless you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

same hubby does banana cake i do lemon drizzle neither from packet mix

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since lockdown I have perfected my penis pastries, revised my rissoles and bettered my battenburgs....... "

Thats brilliant, what did you do with the flapjacks?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Since lockdown I have perfected my penis pastries, revised my rissoles and bettered my battenburgs.......

Thats brilliant, what did you do with the flapjacks? "

Fucked em.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vicar, have you had many contributions this year for the giant vegetable competition ?"

Ahh Sally I knew there was something to mention. The carrots and parsnips were well received but the cucumbers had a bit of a sticky feel to them but no matter we put them to good use. Mr Punch is using them for truncheons in the puppet show.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"same hubby does banana cake i do lemon drizzle neither from packet mix"

You can never have too much homemade cake and it's wonderful you share the fun. Do you share licking the spoon?

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