FabSwingers.com forum: Perfection .........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I manage it.

Make an effort will you!

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Perfection is the hassleback spuds currently baking in the oven presently

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Perfection is the hassleback spuds currently baking in the oven presently

Surely they are roasting ....... that's imperfect use of cooking vocab.....

Nil pwah .....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I am perfectly imperfect

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I am perfectly imperfect

Like a wonky carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But Granny, I'm a perfectly innocent angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m perfectly behaved.

I am a virgin after all

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"But Granny, I'm a perfectly innocent angel

I'll put you in the angel box then ....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

No one EVER looks for angels on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfffftttt ....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"But Granny, I'm a perfectly innocent angel

Oi.... I'm the sweet and innocent angel here!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Pfffftttt ...."

Someone removed your bung ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Modest and humble too

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"But Granny, I'm a perfectly innocent angel

Oi.... I'm the sweet and innocent angel here!

Fine. You can get in the box with her..... gwan.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Modest and humble too

I didn't like to say it all at once you know .... just lure you in with a sniff first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfffftttt ....

Someone removed your bung ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Modest and humble too

I didn't like to say it all at once you know .... just lure you in with a sniff first."

You are so wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But Granny, I'm a perfectly innocent angel

Oi.... I'm the sweet and innocent angel here!

Fine. You can get in the box with her..... gwan."

That's it, box full. There's no more angels on here

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"But Granny, I'm a perfectly innocent angel

Oi.... I'm the sweet and innocent angel here!

Fine. You can get in the box with her..... gwan.

That's it, box full. There's no more angels on here

So very true.....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No point. I can't be anywhere near as perfect as you so I'll stick with being mediocre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m perfectly average

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"No point. I can't be anywhere near as perfect as you so I'll stick with being mediocre.

Meli, Meli , Meli ..... you are far from mediocre....... but you are right that no one can be as perfect as me....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Buttttt grannyyyyyy being perfect takes soooo much effort

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Buttttt grannyyyyyy being perfect takes soooo much effort

Nah......... you just have to believe you are it and then tell everyone you are it..... sort of like a religion or a political leader.... simples...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Buttttt grannyyyyyy being perfect takes soooo much effort

Nah......... you just have to believe you are it and then tell everyone you are it..... sort of like a religion or a political leader.... simples... "

I’ve told people before but I don’t think they believed me at the time

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm perfectly imperfect!

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Perfection is the addictive need for approval of effort to encourage a sense of self-worthiness.

I wouldn't say it's a trait to brag about.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I am perfectly imperfect

Like a wonky carrot "

absolutely

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"I manage it.

Make an effort will you!"

It's my floors that make me special

like my spelling and grammar

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

We have perfect imperfections.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I manage it.

Make an effort will you!"

Yeah you sloppy bastards, were trying to set an example here for fucks sake

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Perfection is the addictive need for approval of effort to encourage a sense of self-worthiness.

I wouldn't say it's a trait to brag about.

Methinks you are confusing the psychological theories behind perfectionism with the beautiful simplicity of me being perfect.

You'll lose that trait once you are perfect too.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I manage it.

Make an effort will you!

Yeah you sloppy bastards, were trying to set an example here for fucks sake

Yeah. At last. Someone who knows sloppy bastards when he sees them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah. At last. Someone who knows sloppy bastards when he sees them."

Only because I've been dating sloppy bastards for most of my life

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You called Crumpster? How can I help?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I manage it.

Make an effort will you!"

I don't have to try.

Signed: Mary Poppins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the imperfections I like, perfect is boring.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We have so many flaws that we'd never make it into the window of Tiffany's. Tis OK though - I like being multi-faceted

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"We have so many flaws that we'd never make it into the window of Tiffany's. Tis OK though - I like being multi-faceted

Like a special tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im spiffingly imperfect in a jolly splendidly way

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We have so many flaws that we'd never make it into the window of Tiffany's. Tis OK though - I like being multi-faceted

Like a special tap

Faceted, not fauceted

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"We have so many flaws that we'd never make it into the window of Tiffany's. Tis OK though - I like being multi-faceted

Like a special tap

Faceted, not fauceted

I did make myself chuckle I can't lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be conceited but now I’m perfect

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I manage it.

Make an effort will you!"

Is right Granny. We settle for anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hubbys beef wellington

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We have so many flaws that we'd never make it into the window of Tiffany's. Tis OK though - I like being multi-faceted

Like a special tap

Faceted, not fauceted

I did make myself chuckle I can't lie

You raised a giggle in Kinky Castle too

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"We have so many flaws that we'd never make it into the window of Tiffany's. Tis OK though - I like being multi-faceted

Like a special tap

Faceted, not fauceted

I did make myself chuckle I can't lie

You raised a giggle in Kinky Castle too

Huzzah!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"You called Crumpster? How can I help?"

Perfection Personified n Peachy .... peel me a grape

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I manage it.

Make an effort will you!

I don't have to try.

Signed: Mary Poppins"

What good is pulling a standard lamp from a handbag ....... ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You called Crumpster? How can I help?

Perfection Personified n Peachy .... peel me a grape"

only because you asked so nicely

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I used to be conceited but now I’m perfect"

It's wonderful when the vanity goes and the hubrism kicks in .......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I manage it.

Make an effort will you!"

Why are you controlling all the perfection?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I manage it.

Make an effort will you!

Why are you controlling all the perfection?

No No No No ....... they have control. I only have the hitting stick.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

The raising standards pole......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I manage it.

Make an effort will you!

Why are you controlling all the perfection?

No No No No ....... they have control. I only have the hitting stick.

*THAT* sort of manager...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be conceited but now I’m perfect

It's wonderful when the vanity goes and the hubrism kicks in ....... "

I just love a bit of hubris.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I manage it.

Make an effort will you!

I don't have to try.

Signed: Mary Poppins

What good is pulling a standard lamp from a handbag ....... ?"

2020 version Granny: it's a LED, Alexa controlled floor lamp pulled from a Hermes.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Chigwell

"Like a wonky carrot "

Yuuup!...well, Who doesn’t like a wonky carrot?

...ohh, it wasn’t a question

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I'm just perfect with all my imperfections because all are perfect

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