FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can do with a morning glory?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you don’t want to masturbate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play hoopla?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Plant seedlings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hang your coat on it

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

A sit down wee

Madhatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plant seedlings"

A soily willy..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plant seedlings

A soily willy..

I bet it’s not the first time a willy has been soiled ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set a gauntlet up of glasses on chairs and surface in your kitchen and living room, make things really close and tough to get by. Stick on some Pink Panther music and do your best cat burglar routine from one end of the gauntlet to the other without breaking anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plant seedlings

A soily willy..

I bet it’s not the first time a willy has been soiled ha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boing?!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

"Plant seedlings

A soily willy..

Just don't go bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure how deep snow is? (As long as it's not too deep, because, y'know, cold..)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Stir your coffee, use it to tap out messages in Morse code, get a knitting needle a similar size and make squares for a blanket, attach a paint brush and create a Jackson Pollock copy of put a grey sock each side and do elephant impressions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure every remote in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in my mouth?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hang your towel on it while you wash your face.

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By *inkyandperky555Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Make donuts ??

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Go down the shops and steal some doughnuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used mine as a rolling pin this morning

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK

With the bed sheet, make a little tent for some little things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang your towel on it while you wash your face. "

That's actually quite practical, shall store this in memory bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop you from rolling out of bed.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hang your towel on it while you wash your face.

That's actually quite practical, shall store this in memory bank

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use it as a leaning post?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Light sabre while making the Nnnnnnnnnnnnn humming and whoooooooshing sound

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Spill your drink by constantly banging the table

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By *hezGeekCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Lay down on the grass outside and pretend to be a sundial.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put it in my mouth?

Tease

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

Turn on the tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in my mouth?

Tease

Lol

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By *quirell2015Man
over a year ago

somewhere nearby

"Put it in my mouth?

Now that’s an offer no man can refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Light sabre while making the Nnnnnnnnnnnnn humming and whoooooooshing sound"

That made me chuckle!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Put a cloth on it and dust low desks while you go about your business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a cloth on it and dust low desks while you go about your business."

Can you come over here and demonstrate how that is done

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Put a cloth on it and dust low desks while you go about your business.

Can you come over here and demonstrate how that is done

Of course. I'll be sure to give you an up close demonstration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spread butter with it

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Spread butter with it "

Did you want some cream with your butter?... too late

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Stir your porridge

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Put a cloth on it and dust low desks while you go about your business."

Does it work for cleaning between slatted blinds too?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Put a cloth on it and dust low desks while you go about your business.

Does it work for cleaning between slatted blinds too? "

Depends how close the gap on the blinds is

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cat scratching post if you're into pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flush the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you don’t want to masturbate?"

Going for the morning wee normally settles my morning wood

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Just opened fridge with mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in someone's PM

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Stand outside in the garden and peg the washing out on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a bit of oasis..

Crank it up loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you don’t want to masturbate?"

Hammer in a nail!!!!

Stir paint!!!!

Pole vault!!!!

Poke someone’s eye out.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Write a song about it...

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By *addoggyMan
over a year ago

leeds

Piss on the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a horny video for fabbers to enjoy

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