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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Will be back on the market soon ladies, his mrs has filed for divorce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The market can keep him... short men dont float my boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to him, does nowt for me. To much of a pretty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The market can keep him... short men dont float my boat"

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

You've all got nothing to worry about, he won't come looking on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he might go on fabguys instead if those rumours are true

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By *obsrocketMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

I'm not worried about Tom Cruise being back on the market but if Katie Holmes is in need of some break up fun I'll gladly help put a smile on her face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe he might go on fabguys instead if those rumours are true "

Could hook up with John Travolta they'd make a lovely couple lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe he might go on fabguys instead if those rumours are true

Could hook up with John Travolta they'd make a lovely couple lol. "

And thats an image i won't get out of my head all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont see what anyone sees in Tom cruise!!! Not my cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont see what anyone sees in Tom cruise!!! Not my cup of tea"

his fortune maybe

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Has he got a film coming out? He is playing jack reacher from the lee child books

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I wonder what the grounds for divorce are?

Irreconcilable boredom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The market can keep him... short men dont float my boat"

not even me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The market can keep him... short men dont float my boat

not even me ? "

nothings ever set in stone.. but generally short men dont do it for me. your personality wins me over

(and your soft furnishings and red trainers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The market can keep him... short men dont float my boat

not even me ?

nothings ever set in stone.. but generally short men dont do it for me. your personality wins me over

(and your soft furnishings and red trainers) "

well i need all the help i can get

others rely on looks

i rely on next and converse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my question is...

why is she not after his money but will be asking for 'sole custody of the child'?

i may be saying 2+2 =5 here but it seems a little odd to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has he got a film coming out? He is playing jack reacher from the lee child books"

that would be such a poor character casting decision... Reacher is a man mountain...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Has he got a film coming out? He is playing jack reacher from the lee child books

that would be such a poor character casting decision... Reacher is a man mountain... "

Worst miscasting in history, don't know how much lee child was paid, but hearing him say "after a few minutes you will really buy into Tom cruise as jack reacher"

Don't think I will somehow

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I like him in the Mission Impossible films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has he got a film coming out? He is playing jack reacher from the lee child books

that would be such a poor character casting decision... Reacher is a man mountain...

Worst miscasting in history, don't know how much lee child was paid, but hearing him say "after a few minutes you will really buy into Tom cruise as jack reacher"

Don't think I will somehow"

fucking hell man i thought you were joking.... i just googled it and its fucking true......

what the fuck is Childs playing at???????

its like casting Dot Cotton as Pammie in the new baywatch movie...

oh man..... thats really pissed my day off that has. i have read all Reacher books. oh my god....FFsi have seen ot all now...

wheres my whiskey bottle ....???

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek


"Has he got a film coming out? He is playing jack reacher from the lee child books

that would be such a poor character casting decision... Reacher is a man mountain...

Worst miscasting in history, don't know how much lee child was paid, but hearing him say "after a few minutes you will really buy into Tom cruise as jack reacher"

Don't think I will somehow"

I've never heard of Jack Reacher, but many films don't live up to the novels that they're based on. That's because our fantasies are personal, and one persons _iew will be different from anothers.

Also, we all know that Tom Cruise is a shortarse, and I assume Jack Reacher is a big, hard, tough, "blokey" bloke.

Tommo might be a good actor, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

It's another case of the little guy living out his fantasies as a big guy perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has he got a film coming out? He is playing jack reacher from the lee child books

that would be such a poor character casting decision... Reacher is a man mountain...

Worst miscasting in history, don't know how much lee child was paid, but hearing him say "after a few minutes you will really buy into Tom cruise as jack reacher"

Don't think I will somehow

I've never heard of Jack Reacher, but many films don't live up to the novels that they're based on. That's because our fantasies are personal, and one persons _iew will be different from anothers.

Also, we all know that Tom Cruise is a shortarse, and I assume Jack Reacher is a big, hard, tough, "blokey" bloke.

Tommo might be a good actor, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

It's another case of the little guy living out his fantasies as a big guy perhaps? "

'big blokey bloke'??? thats an understatement.

Reacher is a man mountain....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reacher is 6'5" with a 50" chest.

Cruise looks about 50" high!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Reacher is 6'5" with a 50" chest.

Cruise looks about 50" high! "

Haha

Can't ever imagine reacher with a cute toothy smile either

Come to think of it, can't think of anyone playing jack reacher?

Except maybe Sam Elliott but still too short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reacher is 6'5" with a 50" chest.

Cruise looks about 50" high!

Haha

Can't ever imagine reacher with a cute toothy smile either

Come to think of it, can't think of anyone playing jack reacher?

Except maybe Sam Elliott but still too short"

the closest guy i can think of in build and looks maybe to play Reacher would be that Mark 'The Beast' Labatt of the quiz show The Chase.

that sort of size is how i picture him reading the books.

Cruise would have been so way down the list he would have fallen off the bottom...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"The market can keep him... short men dont float my boat"

yep agreed and there has to be something wrong with him or they wouldnt keep ditching him.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"The market can keep him... short men dont float my boat

yep agreed and there has to be something wrong with him or they wouldnt keep ditching him. "

Don't get on with his boyfriend? They are all beards anyway

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I wonder what the grounds for divorce are?

Irreconcilable boredom?

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katie holmes' kidnap messages must have finally seen the light of day.....

in her last movie if you play her dialouge back at half speed it says "I am trapped please release me from this hell!"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he was her dream man and he swept her off her feet, and he married her ...its begs the question really doesnt it????? that for all his money his good looks his seemingly endless charm this is his 3rd divorce !!!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"The market can keep him... short men dont float my boat"
he might bring his box to stand on lol

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I use to admire tom cruise but thats the third wife thats dumped him so there must be a good reason

Still love his films

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use to admire tom cruise but thats the third wife thats dumped him so there must be a good reason

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Maybe he didn't step up to the mark

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do any of the ex wives continue to be Scientologists after the divorce? Perhaps Katie has seen the light and doesn't want Suri to grow in the Church of Scientology.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Cruise is a bit of an oddity, I guess it took his wife a while to find that out - still with his looks, money and more money he won't be single for long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do any of the ex wives continue to be Scientologists after the divorce? Perhaps Katie has seen the light and doesn't want Suri to grow in the Church of Scientology."
And that is one hell of a daft religion he follows

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Do any of the ex wives continue to be Scientologists after the divorce? Perhaps Katie has seen the light and doesn't want Suri to grow in the Church of Scientology."

Have to say that I jumped to the same conclusion...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reacher is 6'5" with a 50" chest.

Cruise looks about 50" high! "

Now thats my kind of man!!

Reacher....not Cruise

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Do any of the ex wives continue to be Scientologists after the divorce? Perhaps Katie has seen the light and doesn't want Suri to grow in the Church of Scientology. And that is one hell of a daft religion he follows"

especially as all the other religions,

make such perfect sense.

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