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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve been having sex all day on my private, giant ass yacht while drinking champagne and having Jason Statham massage me.

How is everyone?

I’m feeling a bit sea sick, but I’ll be okay by tomorrow. Going to a 4* (ugh!!) hotel with the King of Rome, so I’ll have time to recover from the sea sickness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All good here in the land of Hope thanks Queenie.

Sounds like you have been very busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All good here in the land of Hope thanks Queenie.

Sounds like you have been very busy "

All in a days work, it’s so difficult being so important

Glad all is good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All good here in the land of Hope thanks Queenie.

Sounds like you have been very busy

All in a days work, it’s so difficult being so important

Glad all is good x"

Tough at the top

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I'm a bit gutted, three of my butlers have had to self isolate as they ventured off my estate yesterday, awaiting test results. Its a good job the rest of the staff are here to help run the place, I do hate having to wipe one's own arse. .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All good here in the land of Hope thanks Queenie.

Sounds like you have been very busy

All in a days work, it’s so difficult being so important

Glad all is good x

Tough at the top "

You can say that again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a bit gutted, three of my butlers have had to self isolate as they ventured off my estate yesterday, awaiting test results. Its a good job the rest of the staff are here to help run the place, I do hate having to wipe one's own arse. .

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Ugh it fucking sucks doesn’t it!!? I’d sack them to be honest. Butlers are replaceable

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We've been planning our conquest of the world. It starts in a Greater Manchester trampoline park at 10am tomorrow

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Umm if you've finished with Jason can you send him my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Umm if you've finished with Jason can you send him my way "

I’d take a bit of statham too lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We've been planning our conquest of the world. It starts in a Greater Manchester trampoline park at 10am tomorrow "

Can I come?! I’ll reschedule meeting the king of rome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Umm if you've finished with Jason can you send him my way "

I’ll never be finished with him

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"We've been planning our conquest of the world. It starts in a Greater Manchester trampoline park at 10am tomorrow

Can I come?! I’ll reschedule meeting the king of rome"

Defo, we could do with a Queen at the helm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We've been planning our conquest of the world. It starts in a Greater Manchester trampoline park at 10am tomorrow

Can I come?! I’ll reschedule meeting the king of rome

Defo, we could do with a Queen at the helm "

Fan-fucking-tastic. I actually won two Grammys for my bouncing skills

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You've missed nowt, Queenie.

I grew a tail and married a Mer-man, but other than that nothing's happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've missed nowt, Queenie.

I grew a tail and married a Mer-man, but other than that nothing's happened "

Bit offended I wasn’t invited to the wedding, but congrats. I will get my PA to send you a gift

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