FabSwingers.com forum: Sam Tenders

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What a hunk

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

What a guy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

What a man

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Ooofftt!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

He is hot. I'd love the pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wonderful guy

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

He sure is.

Jo.Xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

. He looks a bit of alright to me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Errrrrrrm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've seen him in actual real life.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Hubba hubba

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd do him."

Get in the queue, buddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.

He will be mortified by this though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.

He will be mortified by this though.

Like fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

His ego is bigger than mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate his beautiful face and his sexy body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d ride him into battle

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.

He will be mortified by this though.

Auntie Hope, please can you ask him to put that pic of his arse as he's going upstairs, while holding a bottle of fizz, back as his avatar? No particular reason

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Who???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.

He will be mortified by this though.

Auntie Hope, please can you ask him to put that pic of his arse as he's going upstairs, while holding a bottle of fizz, back as his avatar? No particular reason

I think you do have a reason really don't you

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I just know he doesn't take notice of winks unless I'm not his type... probably the latter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just know he doesn't take notice of winks unless I'm not his type... probably the latter

Same.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I think I've seen him in actual real life.

he looks like his photos and got a face to match?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just know he doesn't take notice of winks unless I'm not his type... probably the latter

Send him a strapon dick pic, he loves those

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just know he doesn't take notice of winks unless I'm not his type... probably the latter

Send him a strapon dick pic, he loves those

Will do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.

He will be mortified by this though.

Like fuck."

Which bit?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.

He will be mortified by this though.

Auntie Hope, please can you ask him to put that pic of his arse as he's going upstairs, while holding a bottle of fizz, back as his avatar? No particular reason

I think you do have a reason really don't you

Ummmmmm no?!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What a hunk

Fight ya for him

*put em up, put em uuuuupppp*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by the comments is this thread all about me?

... no..?

I'll get me coat...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.

He will be mortified by this though.

Like fuck.

Which bit?

If Sammy Tendet wants to fight about I bloody well will.

Naked.

In a pool of jelly.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I’d ride him into battle

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Ooooffftt and I’m not that way inclined

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.

He will be mortified by this though.

Like fuck.

Which bit?

If Sammy Tendet wants to fight about I bloody well will.

Naked.

In a pool of jelly."

Now that I'd like to see. Fight him even if he doesn't want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.

He will be mortified by this though.

Like fuck.

Which bit?

If Sammy Tendet wants to fight about I bloody well will.

Naked.

In a pool of jelly.

Now that I'd like to see. Fight him even if he doesn't want to

He isn't going to say no.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Tender Sam Surfer Man is ok, speaking as his aunt.

He will be mortified by this though.

Like fuck.

Which bit?

If Sammy Tendet wants to fight about I bloody well will.

Naked.

In a pool of jelly.

Now that I'd like to see. Fight him even if he doesn't want to

He isn't going to say no."

You'll need a referee for this. I'm so up for the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get your whistle ready. As ref yiu can pick the flavour jelly.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Get your whistle ready. As ref yiu can pick the flavour jelly."

Let's have Sam and yourself rolling around in raspberry jelly

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Hummana hummana

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Hummana hummana "

Off subject but, WOW P, what a really great profile pic.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Hummana hummana

Off subject but, WOW P, what a really great profile pic. "

Cheers beaut, it's not my usual "I'm gonna rip some cunts head off" sort.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Sam has chocolate so I’m there

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Hummana hummana

Off subject but, WOW P, what a really great profile pic.

Cheers beaut, it's not my usual "I'm gonna rip some cunts head off" sort.

I was just looking through your pics and you, no matter what pose take a great pic. I really love the new look...stunning.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Is he the own with the big hands and a guitar?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Is he the own with the big hands and a guitar?

Yes he is

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Is he the own with the big hands and a guitar?

Yes he is

He seems like a right decent chappie to me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Hummana hummana

Off subject but, WOW P, what a really great profile pic.

Cheers beaut, it's not my usual "I'm gonna rip some cunts head off" sort.

I was just looking through your pics and you, no matter what pose take a great pic. I really love the new look...stunning."

Getting back to my old self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needs riding like a sea biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Needs riding like a sea biscuit"

Get in the queue, sister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Needs riding like a sea biscuit

Get in the queue, sister."

You ride him first, can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Needs riding like a sea biscuit

Get in the queue, sister.

You ride him first, can I watch?

50p a minute. I'm not cheap y'know. Lacey is selki g tickets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Needs riding like a sea biscuit

Get in the queue, sister.

You ride him first, can I watch?

50p a minute. I'm not cheap y'know. Lacey is selki g tickets."

You better shufty him the 5 finger knuckle shuffle for that price

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I just know he doesn't take notice of winks unless I'm not his type... probably the latter

Send him a strapon dick pic, he loves those

i don't have any

is he gay? he prefers cock? Makes me feel alot better getting rejected because I don't have a real penis

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I just know he doesn't take notice of winks unless I'm not his type... probably the latter

Send him a strapon dick pic, he loves those

i don't have any

is he gay? he prefers cock? Makes me feel alot better getting rejected because I don't have a real penis

Who is he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just know he doesn't take notice of winks unless I'm not his type... probably the latter

Send him a strapon dick pic, he loves those

i don't have any

is he gay? he prefers cock? Makes me feel alot better getting rejected because I don't have a real penis

Who is he?"

You've seriously never heard of him?

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Nope - and when I search for him I only get images of breaded chicken (which I do love).

Any enlightenment would be greatly appreciated in these times of disinformation.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Nope - and when I search for him I only get images of breaded chicken (which I do love).

Any enlightenment would be greatly appreciated in these times of disinformation."

Drop the s at the end. He's called Sam Tender

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope - and when I search for him I only get images of breaded chicken (which I do love).

Any enlightenment would be greatly appreciated in these times of disinformation.

Drop the s at the end. He's called Sam Tender

Nope, he's Sammy Tenders

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I just know he doesn't take notice of winks unless I'm not his type... probably the latter

Send him a strapon dick pic, he loves those

i don't have any

is he gay? he prefers cock? Makes me feel alot better getting rejected because I don't have a real penis

Who is he?

You've seriously never heard of him?"

Sam Tender

Captain of the Langebryeg Militia

Sam Tender

The best I could find, after extensive and gin fuelled research is: Captain of the Langebryeg Militia. Is that him? Otherwise he’s a Thomas the Tank Engine character.

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Nope - and when I search for him I only get images of breaded chicken (which I do love).

Any enlightenment would be greatly appreciated in these times of disinformation.

Drop the s at the end. He's called Sam Tender

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just what does Sam tender?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping."

I heard he runs on triple A batteries

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping."

I heard he pops his cork too early in the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping.

I heard he pops his cork too early in the evening

Just pop a fresh battery in and he’ll be ready to go again

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping.

I heard he pops his cork too early in the evening

Just pop a fresh battery in and he’ll be ready to go again

Did you know you can get the rechargeable upgrade now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a guy

Omg you look like Tim Rozon!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping.

I heard he pops his cork too early in the evening

Just pop a fresh battery in and he’ll be ready to go again

Did you know you can get the rechargeable upgrade now? "

Oooooft, like a Duracell bunny - do Ann Summers sell those?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I just know he doesn't take notice of winks unless I'm not his type... probably the latter

Send him a strapon dick pic, he loves those

i don't have any

is he gay? he prefers cock? Makes me feel alot better getting rejected because I don't have a real penis

Who is he?"

I had to member search this mysterious fabber that this guy talks about. It seems people know him in the forum

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping.

I heard he pops his cork too early in the evening

Just pop a fresh battery in and he’ll be ready to go again

Did you know you can get the rechargeable upgrade now?

Oooooft, like a Duracell bunny - do Ann Summers sell those?

Think so.....the USB slot isn't where you'd expect though

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping.

I heard he pops his cork too early in the evening

Just pop a fresh battery in and he’ll be ready to go again

Did you know you can get the rechargeable upgrade now?

Oooooft, like a Duracell bunny - do Ann Summers sell those?

Think so.....the USB slot isn't where you'd expect though

Crumbs, not sure I'm that kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear he’s more machine than man these days and that he sucks his thumb when sleeping.

I heard he pops his cork too early in the evening

Just pop a fresh battery in and he’ll be ready to go again

Did you know you can get the rechargeable upgrade now?

Oooooft, like a Duracell bunny - do Ann Summers sell those?

Think so.....the USB slot isn't where you'd expect though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam Tender

The definition of a Perfect Man:

An unknown creature only available in books and movies.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Sam Tender

The definition of a Perfect Man:

An unknown creature only available in books and movies. "

Mostly made by Disney

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