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"I'll need a few lagers then I'll be ready to hit the dance floor. "I can see you with the old snake hips CG! Giving the ladies the sexy eyes over the dance floor! | |||
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"A tipple of your finest whisky please,and anything by jamaroquai please! "Oh good taste in music sir! Bit of space cowboy? | |||
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"I'll need a few lagers then I'll be ready to hit the dance floor.
I can see you with the old snake hips CG! Giving the ladies the sexy eyes over the dance floor! "John Travolta ain't got nothing on me. The ladies would be mesmerised. Lol | |||
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" A couple of IPA's for me some nuts and a bit of the Stones maybe... I can't get no Satisfaction... "Again, fantastic choice! Stomping around like Mick on the dance floor! | |||
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"A tipple of your finest whisky please,and anything by jamaroquai please!
Oh good taste in music sir! Bit of space cowboy? "Oh you know it mate,let me slip on my dancing shoes | |||
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"I feel like having a nice cocktail tonight  "Well miss we have a great selection for you to choose from, are you feeling something random or have something specific in mind? | |||
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"Either jack Daniels and or Kopparberg cider and some Queen on the jukebox" No queen on my juke box im afraid  | |||
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"I feel like having a nice cocktail tonight
Well miss we have a great selection for you to choose from, are you feeling something random or have something specific in mind? "Surprise me, OP | |||
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"Double spiced rum please & Milli Vanilli, girl you know its true. Skàl "Im sure a dead mans finger will tickle your fancy guys  | |||
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"Could you knock me up a Virgin Mojito please. Ta" When was the last time you seen a virgin around here? | |||
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" A couple of IPA's for me some nuts and a bit of the Stones maybe... I can't get no Satisfaction...
Again, fantastic choice! Stomping around like Mick on the dance floor! "Cheers mate, I have recently re-found them due to 'Ghost Town' and the re-release of Goats Head Soup.. | |||
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"Please could I have a cock.. tail, nothing too sweet Thank you Jo x "Well im sure i could sort something for you Jo, maybe an espresso martini? X | |||
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"I feel like having a nice cocktail tonight
Well miss we have a great selection for you to choose from, are you feeling something random or have something specific in mind?
Surprise me, OP "Surprising is my speciality Miss i think you maybe a bit of a fruity lady, so a pornstar martini may suit you | |||
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" A couple of IPA's for me some nuts and a bit of the Stones maybe... I can't get no Satisfaction...
Again, fantastic choice! Stomping around like Mick on the dance floor!
Cheers mate, I have recently re-found them due to 'Ghost Town' and the re-release of Goats Head Soup.."I love a bit of doom and gloom me | |||
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"Please could I have a cock.. tail, nothing too sweet Thank you Jo x "Nothing sweet. Damn. I'll get me coat. | |||
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"Just feed me alcohol and play the music loud so I can dance! X" Would you like to tango? | |||
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"Just feed me alcohol and play the music loud so I can dance! X" I'll have you in my dentist chair in no time Miss | |||
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"I feel like having a nice cocktail tonight
Well miss we have a great selection for you to choose from, are you feeling something random or have something specific in mind?
Surprise me, OP
Surprising is my speciality Miss i think you maybe a bit of a fruity lady, so a pornstar martini may suit you "Well I was gonna say I love fruit but you really impressed me now  | |||
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"Please could I have a cock.. tail, nothing too sweet Thank you Jo x
Well im sure i could sort something for you Jo, maybe an espresso martini? X"Sounds fantastic  | |||
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"Just enjoying a red wine but I’ll go a fireball chaser to get the party started "Well we all like to party and get it spicy with your fireball | |||
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"I feel like having a nice cocktail tonight
Well miss we have a great selection for you to choose from, are you feeling something random or have something specific in mind?
Surprise me, OP
Surprising is my speciality Miss i think you maybe a bit of a fruity lady, so a pornstar martini may suit you
Well I was gonna say I love fruit but you really impressed me now "Well i do aim to please i'll give you an extra shot of Prosecco but ssshh, dont tell anyone | |||
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"Please could I have a cock.. tail, nothing too sweet Thank you Jo x
Well im sure i could sort something for you Jo, maybe an espresso martini? X
Sounds fantastic
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"Oh a pint of nesquick pink and chock mixed its delish with a blob of vanilla ice cream please "Taff for anyone who knows me, will tell you my favourite drink in the world is a milkshake, its like you are my brother in arms x | |||
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"I’m just about to crack open a bottle of polish black cherry vodka no idea what it will be like or if I will remember it! " Give it a couple of hours and im sure we will find out | |||
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"I feel like having a nice cocktail tonight
Well miss we have a great selection for you to choose from, are you feeling something random or have something specific in mind?
Surprise me, OP
Surprising is my speciality Miss i think you maybe a bit of a fruity lady, so a pornstar martini may suit you
Well I was gonna say I love fruit but you really impressed me now
Well i do aim to please i'll give you an extra shot of Prosecco but ssshh, dont tell anyone "My lips are sealed thanks, OP! | |||
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"Could you knock me up a Virgin Mojito please. Ta When was the last time you seen a virgin around here? "Im sure you'll find one or two if you look hard enough | |||
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"Gonna start off with a session ale moving onto a 12 year old Jura. I’ll also get some nuts and salt and vinegar crisps. " Sounds like your night is lined up | |||
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"Gonna start off with a session ale moving onto a 12 year old Jura. I’ll also get some nuts and salt and vinegar crisps. " Oh and Kitty will be on the artisan Gin and tonics with sweet chilli crisps! | |||
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"I feel like having a nice cocktail tonight
Well miss we have a great selection for you to choose from, are you feeling something random or have something specific in mind?
Surprise me, OP
Surprising is my speciality Miss i think you maybe a bit of a fruity lady, so a pornstar martini may suit you
Well I was gonna say I love fruit but you really impressed me now
Well i do aim to please i'll give you an extra shot of Prosecco but ssshh, dont tell anyone
My lips are sealed thanks, OP!"You are most welcome | |||
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"Could you knock me up a Virgin Mojito please. Ta When was the last time you seen a virgin around here?
Im sure you'll find one or two if you look hard enough "Broken clock is right twice a day right? Lol | |||
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"Oohhh pink gin and lemonade for me... unless you wanna get me d*unk and horny in that case peat cider please "Well i best be on my best behaviour with you so we'll stick with the gin | |||
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"A soft drink for me please as the hangover is still rife! " You know what my special remedy is? Yazoo chocolate milkshake | |||
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"Oh a pint of nesquick pink and chock mixed its delish with a blob of vanilla ice cream please
Taff for anyone who knows me, will tell you my favourite drink in the world is a milkshake, its like you are my brother in arms x"a perfect milkshake pair . I have a pint a day | |||
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"Oh a pint of nesquick pink and chock mixed its delish with a blob of vanilla ice cream please
Taff for anyone who knows me, will tell you my favourite drink in the world is a milkshake, its like you are my brother in arms x a perfect milkshake pair . I have a pint a day "A man after my own heart! You sir are a man of taste! | |||
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"Can the wife have a Dickin Cider please "Im sure one of the lovely guys in here would happily help her out with that one | |||
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"I'd love a jd and , and I'd love to get that fine lady another soft drink as and when she chooses, any thing by the smiths would be mint,...cheers "I like the smiths my man, good choice!! | |||
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"I’m just about to crack open a bottle of polish black cherry vodka no idea what it will be like or if I will remember it! Give it a couple of hours and im sure we will find out "I’ve had a sip before going out to get pizza, to be honest 40% it might be but I think this might be consumed near with some ice... either that or the ultimate cherry ! | |||
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"I’m just about to crack open a bottle of polish black cherry vodka no idea what it will be like or if I will remember it! Give it a couple of hours and im sure we will find out
I’ve had a sip before going out to get pizza, to be honest 40% it might be but I think this might be consumed near with some ice... either that or the ultimate cherry ! "Apparently the best mixer with vodka is another vodka | |||
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have you got any scampi fries? | |||
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"Vodka Diet Coke please
Double or a single miss? X"Always a double | |||
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"Pint of stowfords, pickled egg inside an open bag of crisps and my northern soul please my good man " Samuel, i like the cut of your jib! | |||
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"Two glasses or merlot please bar keep have you got any scampi fries?"For you guys, you can have what ever you like (bacon fries are cheeky) x | |||
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"Vodka Diet Coke please
Double or a single miss? X
Always a double "Ah, you are going to be trouble i see | |||
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"Pint of stowfords, pickled egg inside an open bag of crisps and my northern soul please my good man Samuel, i like the cut of your jib! " Thank you cheeky you're obviously a man of good taste | |||
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"Pint of stowfords, pickled egg inside an open bag of crisps and my northern soul please my good man Samuel, i like the cut of your jib! Thank you cheeky you're obviously a man of good taste "Thank you my man! | |||
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"Two glasses or merlot please bar keep have you got any scampi fries?
For you guys, you can have what ever you like (bacon fries are cheeky) x"We like cheeky, what about cheese moments or is that a savoury snack too far? | |||
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"Two glasses or merlot please bar keep have you got any scampi fries?
For you guys, you can have what ever you like (bacon fries are cheeky) x
We like cheeky, what about cheese moments or is that a savoury snack too far? "Might be a bit classy for my place, i like to keep it dark, dirty and noisy in here x | |||
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"I’m just about to crack open a bottle of polish black cherry vodka no idea what it will be like or if I will remember it! Give it a couple of hours and im sure we will find out
I’ve had a sip before going out to get pizza, to be honest 40% it might be but I think this might be consumed near with some ice... either that or the ultimate cherry !
Apparently the best mixer with vodka is another vodka "Started with lemonade, cheeks feel warm..... | |||
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Oh and stick a bit of Beyonce on | |||
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"A bottle of Pinot Noir and 2 gasses please.
Oh and stick a bit of Beyonce on". Ok girl friend | |||
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"What time does the cockle man turn up with Roses?? " My bar is not in essex thank you! Cockles! We are not shandy drinkers in these parts | |||
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And if you could find a slot for some Gerry Cinnamon Canter or Discoland I'd be grateful  | |||
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"G&T please
And if you could find a slot for some Gerry Cinnamon Canter or Discoland I'd be grateful "As you asked so nicely | |||
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"Blue Oyster bar? ?? " Noooo, we like boobs and vag in here as well as willies | |||
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"Can I have a very large margarita please? "For you dear, anything | |||
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"What time does the cockle man turn up with Roses?? My bar is not in essex thank you! Cockles! We are not shandy drinkers in these parts " | |||
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