FabSwingers.com forum: Handy Hints and Tips..part 2.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Always start a new thread with part 2,it looks like there's been 175 other posts already.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Always soak blood stains on clothing in cold water,hot water will set the stain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If no anti perspirent or deodorants left,use lemon juice,it's natural anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If your new to the Star Trek bridge,never agree to go with the crew to beem down..it won't end well

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If no medicine, try some alcohol or chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If your called Peter,tell everyone your called Pete to save precious time

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Don’t polish your shoes when they’re wet , they don’t shine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To stop your dog drooling every time you fry bacon.....

place an odour eater under each rasher as its frying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To clean your microwave,heat a bowl of water -on for 5 mins.

The steam will loosen the inside of the microwave

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By *iamondGeezerMan
over a year ago

Bar Hill

Stop bread from drying out and going hard by keeping it in a bucket of water.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Refill bottles of water from the tap to save money.

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Put hot water into a a container and keep it in the freezer for later

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

A neighbourhood orgy is even better when you pick a remote neighbourhood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Employers-avoid hiring unlucky people by throwing half the CV's in the bin

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Astonish mould and mildew remover takes out red wine stain on wallpaper completely, without a trace....don’t ask lol

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

You can re use condoms as long as you hang them outside to dry for at least 24 hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Old Victorian hint that works..

To keep shoes..( or trainers,boots etc) smelling neutral..

leave some old orange peel (or lemon peel)in the footwear overnight ..

the oil from the orange peel makes any odours disappear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charge your phone battery quickly by putting it in the microwave for 30 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't waste money on expensive binoculars ...simply stand next to the thing you wish to view

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fiat owners...convince everyone your at the dodgems by tying a sparkler to the roof.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Crisp packets turned inside out make great flavoured condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If in doubt whip it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never rub another mans rhubarb.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Spaghetti bolognese makes great intestines for a badly wounded Action man

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

One in the bum no harm done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Convince work colleagues you are Andy Murray....... by bringing your mum and girlfriend to work with you

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Always pet growchy Lacey's

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Wear socks to keep your feet warm.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

When drilling upwards (into a ceiling, or window recess, etc) get an aerosol lid, make a small hole in the top of it, turn it upside down and slide it down the drill bit.

Then it will catch 99% of the dust.... making less mess, and it won’t get the electric drill full of brick dust either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never put a chicken in the freezer just before you go to bed because it will be dead in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you want to know the time,call into a jeweller's shop,buy a watch....

most modern tills have the time printed on the receipt...Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

When cutting turf fold over and run knife across fold

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Thicken runny low fat yoghurts by stirring in a lump of lard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When admiring a beautiful house full of beautiful people, don't be jealous of them. You have a beautiful view but they have to suffer your fuck ugly face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save money by not buying a new vibrator, just fill an old cigar tube full of angry wasps and make sure you screw the lid on tight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Avoid your horse getting fat by feeding him 'sweetex' instead of sugar lumps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if you see a sign on a tree saying

"Have you seen my cat"?

or "Have you seen my dog"?..

do the polite thing ring them up and say 'no sorry I haven't'

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

If you're going to drink and drive, don't forget to take your car with you

This is a joke by the way so dont get your knickers or jockstraps in a twist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cats can be very expensive,what with vets bills and food ...

Save money by not having a cat,and slashing your furniture with a Stanley knife

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

First rule of holes. Stop digging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To prevent getting wet when it's raining, stay indoors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charge your phone battery quickly by putting it in the microwave for 30 seconds

It works!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Clean silver with toothpaste on a damp cloth..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Elderly drivers..

pressing the the pedal on Your right makes the car go a little faster: driving at 15 miles per hour will not suffocate you ,it was all a myth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Clean mildew from bathrooms with Vodka.....50% vodka 50% water mix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In a cinema,Turn your hoodie back to front to hold your popcorn in the hood

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By *1singleguyMan
over a year ago

clayton

Beat the hangover. Stay d*unk!

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"To clean your microwave,heat a bowl of water -on for 5 mins.

The steam will loosen the inside of the microwave "
try cutting a lemon in half n stick it in the water

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"In a cinema,Turn your hoodie back to front to hold your popcorn in the hood"

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Never eat yellow snow

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

To increase your chances of a reply don't send a cock photo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you need reading glasses from Specsavers,don't forget the small print

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If going into a b&q store,when you spot a member of staff..punch him hard enough to knock him out...

If not .. he's likely to come up to you and ask you if you want decking.

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