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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

So I’m staying In an Airbnb

I’ve had sex on the pine bed and it’s a good job it’s nearly November as it now looks like bonfire wood.

I’ve already text the owner and offered to pay for a replacement.

Just wondering out of sheer curiosity what side of the fence you sit on re:who should pay for the new bed?

Mortified.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Split the cost

D.

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

If its an airbnb wont the insurance cover it?

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"If its an airbnb wont the insurance cover it?"

No idea hun. Might invite the fella round and say ‘wanna try the new one... you know, to make sure it’s ok’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m staying In an Airbnb

I’ve had sex on the pine bed and it’s a good job it’s nearly November as it now looks like bonfire wood.

I’ve already text the owner and offered to pay for a replacement.

Just wondering out of sheer curiosity what side of the fence you sit on re:who should pay for the new bed?

Mortified. "

Imho not you.

You pay for use of the bed and sex is one of the staple uses of a bed so I’d put it down to wear and tear but a nice person would offer to pay as you have.

Break the shower next!!!!!

T

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds


"If its an airbnb wont the insurance cover it?

No idea hun. Might invite the fella round and say ‘wanna try the new one... you know, to make sure it’s ok’ "

Only work with a 3rd person but am free if you need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless you were specifically trying to wreck the bed by doing the Inverted Extreme Piledriver Cervix Destroyer then I think it's probably down to the owner to replace it

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How many of you were on the bed ?

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"How many of you were on the bed ? "

Just two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If its an airbnb wont the insurance cover it?

No idea hun. Might invite the fella round and say ‘wanna try the new one... you know, to make sure it’s ok’ "

Oh definitely

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Unless you were specifically trying to wreck the bed by doing the Inverted Extreme Piledriver Cervix Destroyer then I think it's probably down to the owner to replace it "

I’m so sad this comment wasn’t here before to Copy and paste and form part of my apology text!

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By *he Yorkshire StripperMan
over a year ago

Laceby

Yes...I think you are missing the main question...

How many were on the bed at the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless you were specifically trying to wreck the bed by doing the Inverted Extreme Piledriver Cervix Destroyer then I think it's probably down to the owner to replace it

I’m so sad this comment wasn’t here before to Copy and paste and form part of my apology text! "

Feel free to save it for the next time you feel like destroying a bed

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Is bed destruction not in the T&C's

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oops! No splinters I hope

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Oops! No splinters I hope "

I have a graze from getting stuck on the headboard!

I’m never not buying a boring, sturdy divan again. All our grandma’s were right! Lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Lucky you!

The only thing likely to wreck my bed at the moment is woodworm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not up to purpose the owner should. They will probably just fix it.

At least when we were at Nelson Mandela house the beds were sturdy if a little squeaky

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"It’s not up to purpose the owner should. They will probably just fix it.

At least when we were at Nelson Mandela house the beds were sturdy if a little squeaky

"

That was me... squeaking in delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not up to purpose the owner should. They will probably just fix it.

At least when we were at Nelson Mandela house the beds were sturdy if a little squeaky

That was me... squeaking in delight "

Haha yeah I know I heard... think it encouraged another round of squeaking from my room

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"So I’m staying In an Airbnb

I’ve had sex on the pine bed and it’s a good job it’s nearly November as it now looks like bonfire wood.

I’ve already text the owner and offered to pay for a replacement.

Just wondering out of sheer curiosity what side of the fence you sit on re:who should pay for the new bed?

Mortified. "

AirBnB tend to have much stronger beds than apartments on booking.com. Generally unless it’s a metal frame, mahogany or oak it’s going to eventually break with regular pounding , most pine is quite weak. They should pay , they should have insurance. I’m just costing my first HMO and solid wood or metal beds is a must so you only buy once and they last for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this another humble brag thread ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally if id broken it id offer to replace it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this another humble brag thread ?"

That depends on who did the breaking

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's probably been broken five times and propped back together, if my experience of landlords is anything to go by.

Definitely the owner's responsibility, fucking is fair wear and tear.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

You must of been with a fit bloke with a strong thrust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(also: well done )

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"(also: well done )"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Personally if id broken it id offer to replace it.

"

Ditto. I'd feel really awful about it. You're such a tiny thing as well Op, it probably was on its last legs.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm thinking your sex sounds good.

As for the bed well if you were jumping off the wardrobe onto it and broke it then you should pay. But broken just because you had sex, it doesn't sound like it was that sturdy to begin with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this another humble brag thread ?

That depends on who did the breaking "

Don’t think it matters, as long as we know they had sex, that’s what counts

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"So I’m staying In an Airbnb

I’ve had sex on the pine bed and it’s a good job it’s nearly November as it now looks like bonfire wood.

I’ve already text the owner and offered to pay for a replacement.

Just wondering out of sheer curiosity what side of the fence you sit on re:who should pay for the new bed?

Mortified. "

That was some session!

Sometimes things happen when we get carried away

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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Is this another humble brag thread ?

That depends on who did the breaking

Don’t think it matters, as long as we know they had sex, that’s what counts "

Not really. Just something I thought was a good discussion topic.....

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Is this another humble brag thread ?

That depends on who did the breaking

Don’t think it matters, as long as we know they had sex, that’s what counts

Not really. Just something I thought was a good discussion topic....."

It is a good topic and has definitely made a few of us smile, so in my eyes that's a very good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally if id broken it id offer to replace it.

Ditto. I'd feel really awful about it. You're such a tiny thing as well Op, it probably was on its last legs."

The thing my parents do 'air b&b' on their farm studios and margins are very low. Air b&b as a company are terrible and even if someone damages things it takes months and months to get a insured payout... thats if you can at all.

What you have to remember is these are peoples own homes and small business's. Out of respect id replace it.

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"So I’m staying In an Airbnb

I’ve had sex on the pine bed and it’s a good job it’s nearly November as it now looks like bonfire wood.

I’ve already text the owner and offered to pay for a replacement.

Just wondering out of sheer curiosity what side of the fence you sit on re:who should pay for the new bed?

Mortified. "

Ask the owner who should pay

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"So I’m staying In an Airbnb

I’ve had sex on the pine bed and it’s a good job it’s nearly November as it now looks like bonfire wood.

I’ve already text the owner and offered to pay for a replacement.

Just wondering out of sheer curiosity what side of the fence you sit on re:who should pay for the new bed?

Mortified.

Ask the owner who should pay"

Yes..I'd speak to the owner and come to some kind of agreement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally if id broken it id offer to replace it.

Ditto. I'd feel really awful about it. You're such a tiny thing as well Op, it probably was on its last legs."

I think that’s the thing if I broke it I’m a chunk so I would put it down to that and offer to pay (and have done when I got trapped in a bed - long story - wasn’t for a sex meet and my brother had to rescue me while I was giggling like crazy- stupid child’s single bed in a apartment)

But the OP is pint sized and I would be thinking the bed was already weak

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

But the OP is pint sized and I would be thinking the bed was already weak "

We don't know how heavy her partner was !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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But the OP is pint sized and I would be thinking the bed was already weak

We don't know how heavy her partner was !"

But a double bed should hold 2 full size adults.

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