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My old granddad was crushed by a piano

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The funeral was very low-key

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Surely you all spoke glowingly about his high notes though.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Not grand ?

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By *ountry Boy FreshMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

How much was the coffin?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fucks sake

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I heard he was upright

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"How much was the coffin? "

They just wrapped him in sheet music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After that, you just knew he'd B-Flat

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"After that, you just knew he'd B-Flat"

How many grandfathers do you have???

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Was it on a P&O cruise ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

See.... even though I’m on holiday I’m still finding time to be a complete twat

You lucky people

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey…

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and a splash of cola please.”

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.

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The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"After that, you just knew he'd B-Flat

How many grandfathers do you have??? "

Only the one crushed by a plane...I'm guessing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After that, you just knew he'd B-Flat

How many grandfathers do you have??? "

Be positive

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"After that, you just knew he'd B-Flat

How many grandfathers do you have???

Be positive "

I am positive you have more granddads than your fair share

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After that, you just knew he'd B-Flat

How many grandfathers do you have???

Be positive

I am positive you have more granddads than your fair share "

Yea but they all seem to have a lot of bad luck

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey…

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.

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and a splash of cola please.”

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.

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The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them"

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