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Could you beat a shark in a triathlon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah they could outswim you

But you could outrun a shark

Just depends who the better cyclist is

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Yeah they could outswim you

But you could outrun a shark

Just depends who the better cyclist is "

Course I could.

Next question

Mrs TMN x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty good on the bike and run. But let's face it the swim is first....not looking good.

Fin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not my hips are knackered!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.. I can't swim, scared of bikes and the only running I do, is a bath.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What if it was the Usaine Bolt of the shark world?

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

It would depend on whether the shark had had breakfast or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would depend on whether the shark had had breakfast or not "

Everyone knows that sharks eat weetabix

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunn-o - Dunn-o - Dunn- o !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty sure if a shark was chasing me I'd do my best to out run just about anything that moves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure if a shark was chasing me I'd do my best to out run just about anything that moves"

Yeah but it’s all about the cycling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure if a shark was chasing me I'd do my best to out run just about anything that moves

Yeah but it’s all about the cycling "

Definitely always about the cycling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah they could outswim you

But you could outrun a shark

Just depends who the better cyclist is "

Not sure they'd be able to work the gears on the bike.. I've got it.

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By *rassyknollMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Shark triathlon?

Completed it mate

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yeah they could outswim you

But you could outrun a shark

Just depends who the better cyclist is "

If the shark bites you on the bum during the swim,you're pretty much knackered for the cycling.

It's all down to who is the fastest runner.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

Hello Mr Mako ..

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If the swimming section comes first it may not matter who the better cyclist is.

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Once played pool with a shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shark ate my girlfriend who had dandruff......

they only found her head and shoulders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A shark ate my girlfriend who had dandruff......

they only found her head and shoulders "

Fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks can grow up to 30 feet..

Must cost them a fortune in shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks can only do that weird riding on 1 pedal thing (really can't think how best to describe it), so if there's any uphill it is in the bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sharks can only do that weird riding on 1 pedal thing (really can't think how best to describe it), so if there's any uphill it is in the bag"

Yeah I getcha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shark would win purely because the water event is first. I wouldn’t be able to ride my bike after the shark has chewed both me legs off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The shark would win purely because the water event is first. I wouldn’t be able to ride my bike after the shark has chewed both me legs off "

It’s nice that you think he won’t chew all of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The shark would win purely because the water event is first. I wouldn’t be able to ride my bike after the shark has chewed both me legs off

It’s nice that you think he won’t chew all of you "

I’ve seen the film Jaws and the shark only bites people in half or takes their legs off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I didn't get a nose bleed from absolutely smashing it in the water then and the shark sensing that, then yes, I'd win

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