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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley

I would like to give to any home does not need to be good an ex-wife does not work well sucks like a asmatic mouse with a sore throat. Changes her mind at drop of a hat, never does what she says she will. Will upset any children that you share.

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

swap her for mine. She is seriously psycho but i understand she is nice to other men.

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"swap her for mine. She is seriously psycho but i understand she is nice to other men."

They all start out like that

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Can she iron?

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Can she iron?"

All women can it a question if they are willing too

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Can she iron?

All women can it a question if they are willing too"

Hmmm not sure it's a bit of a gamble

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Can she iron?

All women can it a question if they are willing too

Hmmm not sure it's a bit of a gamble"

Ffs it's not a auction, but I include the outlaws and a bag of toffees

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Can she iron?

All women can it a question if they are willing too

Hmmm not sure it's a bit of a gamble

Ffs it's not a auction, but I include the outlaws and a bag of toffees

"

Maybe a one week trial. I get to keep the toffees though lol

Drop the outlaws at the local Darby and Joan club

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Can she iron?

All women can it a question if they are willing too

Hmmm not sure it's a bit of a gamble

Ffs it's not a auction, but I include the outlaws and a bag of toffees

Maybe a one week trial. I get to keep the toffees though lol

Drop the outlaws at the local Darby and Joan club"

Best offer so far, comes to something when you can't give them away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swap you my ex for the toffees.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Swap you my ex for the toffees. "

Don't be silly ! Do you know how much toffees cost these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have my ex.....and keep the toffees

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you"

How many toffees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

already got one, thanks anyway

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you"

Got a cabinet full myself but she learnt to be real quiet

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you

How many toffees?"

A whole box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you should all be on the stage with this act, best laugh I've had for a long while

My other half went to Egypt a few years back and I was hoping that some wily Arab would take a fancy and offer me a couple of camels in exchange.

No such luck - I hate the Arabs!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you

How many toffees?

A whole box"

Nah I will stick with my club. Not wasting good toffees

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you

How many toffees?

A whole box

Nah I will stick with my club. Not wasting good toffees"

Dont need your toffees anyway im sweet enough

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you

How many toffees?

A whole box

Nah I will stick with my club. Not wasting good toffees

Dont need your toffees anyway im sweet enough"

But if you want to send diamond sweets the post office box is under the name sucks like a dyson

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Bugger forgot to ask what type hope they are Toffo's not had them for years

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you

How many toffees?

A whole box

Nah I will stick with my club. Not wasting good toffees

Dont need your toffees anyway im sweet enough

But if you want to send diamond sweets the post office box is under the name sucks like a dyson "

dont know whose been telling you that for sure

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"Bugger forgot to ask what type hope they are Toffo's not had them for years "

FFs you getting picky now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Bugger forgot to ask what type hope they are Toffo's not had them for years "

You can get lost now, i was going to through in a fuck as well

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you

How many toffees?

A whole box

Nah I will stick with my club. Not wasting good toffees

Dont need your toffees anyway im sweet enough

But if you want to send diamond sweets the post office box is under the name sucks like a dyson

dont know whose been telling you that for sure"

Utube

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you

How many toffees?

A whole box

Nah I will stick with my club. Not wasting good toffees

Dont need your toffees anyway im sweet enough

But if you want to send diamond sweets the post office box is under the name sucks like a dyson

dont know whose been telling you that for sure

Utube"

lol, that wouldnt surprise me, i know where there is a pretty good video clip of me giving a blowjob lol

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you

How many toffees?

A whole box

Nah I will stick with my club. Not wasting good toffees

Dont need your toffees anyway im sweet enough

But if you want to send diamond sweets the post office box is under the name sucks like a dyson

dont know whose been telling you that for sure

Utube

lol, that wouldnt surprise me, i know where there is a pretty good video clip of me giving a blowjob lol"

Must remember to make sure it still on my iPhone

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By *ucspark OP   Man
over a year ago

dudley


"I got a shot gun kicking around i can sell you

How many toffees?

A whole box

Nah I will stick with my club. Not wasting good toffees

Dont need your toffees anyway im sweet enough

But if you want to send diamond sweets the post office box is under the name sucks like a dyson

dont know whose been telling you that for sure

Utube

lol, that wouldnt surprise me, i know where there is a pretty good video clip of me giving a blowjob lol

Must remember to make sure it still on my iPhone "

I wish

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Bugger forgot to ask what type hope they are Toffo's not had them for years

You can get lost now, i was going to through in a fuck as well"

Hmmm

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Bugger forgot to ask what type hope they are Toffo's not had them for years

You can get lost now, i was going to through in a fuck as well

Hmmm "

sorry begging wont work

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Bugger forgot to ask what type hope they are Toffo's not had them for years

You can get lost now, i was going to through in a fuck as well

Hmmm

sorry begging wont work "

No begging I was weighing up the pros and cons of shagging versus toffo's

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