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So today we met a dog called...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

furlough

She was only 4 months old and very cute

Whats the strangest name for a pet you have ever heard?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I used to work in a grooming parlour and we had a staffie called Ron, a poodle called Russell and a schnauzer called Dave.

My neighbours dog was called Deefer (D for dog)

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I love it when people give pets human names. Last week there was a woman trying to persuade her red setter to come out of the sea by shouting "Audrey, naughty girl! Audrey! Aaaauuudreeeyyy!". Had me proper laughing.

A mate of mine adopted a senior cat called Wayne Rooney. She desperately tried to change its name and ended up calling it Mooney.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I used to have a Border Collie called George. My youngest daughter gave him that name, and it suited him.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I had a collie called Basil.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I love it when people give pets human names. Last week there was a woman trying to persuade her red setter to come out of the sea by shouting "Audrey, naughty girl! Audrey! Aaaauuudreeeyyy!". Had me proper laughing.

A mate of mine adopted a senior cat called Wayne Rooney. She desperately tried to change its name and ended up calling it Mooney."

I love human names. My girl was called Peggy-Sue.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I met a sausage dog called macaroni. The owner was a veggie and that is mostly what she ate. I also met another sausage dog called Elvis.

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

My dogs are called Otto and Tiglet which are probably a bit weird. If it suits the dog human names are always a good choice though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog seems to have a nickname of Bean. We used to call him his name followed by bean and it stuck and now he’s called bean and beany more than his actual name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a dog called Minton. He ate a shuttlecock once.

Bad Minton.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I had a dog called Minton. He ate a shuttlecock once.

Bad Minton. "

I'm quite irritated that I laughed at that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a dog called Minton. He ate a shuttlecock once.

Bad Minton.

I'm quite irritated that I laughed at that!"

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i lived in glasgow one of the residents (or d*unk as i called him) had a dog he called bastard.

come ere you fecking bastard.

oi ya bastard.

kin bastard etc etc

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I had a dog called Minton. He ate a shuttlecock once.

Bad Minton.

I'm quite irritated that I laughed at that!"

I'm not ashamed to say I sniggered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a dog called Minton. He ate a shuttlecock once.

Bad Minton. "

Made me cough on my gin

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I had a dog called Minton. He ate a shuttlecock once.

Bad Minton.

I'm quite irritated that I laughed at that!

I'm not ashamed to say I sniggered "

I am slow tonight, i had to re read it, but then i actually laughed and not the normal 'lol' a real laugh thank you !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a rotund nosey labrador called George

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By *ockandspoonCouple
over a year ago

Chester

We had a dog years ago called whisper, and a neighbours years ago had a dog called rolo x

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

I named a kitten Cecil. He was SO MUCH a Cecil (whatever that means). Current kitty is an Aniseed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing up we had a female dog (bitch) called Sammy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a guinea pig called Starsky. He lived in a hutch. He was Starsky in Hutch.

It was the 80's

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

when I had the fish tank I had a Japanese fighting fish called Eric and a silver shark called Feargal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when I had the fish tank I had a Japanese fighting fish called Eric and a silver shark called Feargal.

"

A good shark these days is hard to find.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"when I had the fish tank I had a Japanese fighting fish called Eric and a silver shark called Feargal.

A good shark these days is hard to find. "

He gets it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when I had the fish tank I had a Japanese fighting fish called Eric and a silver shark called Feargal.

A good shark these days is hard to find.

He gets it "

And still I have so much to learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when I had the fish tank I had a Japanese fighting fish called Eric and a silver shark called Feargal.

A good shark these days is hard to find.

He gets it

And still I have so much to learn. "

You are do on it tonight

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

I used to know a guy with a dog called Woof. Lovely border collie,

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when I had the fish tank I had a Japanese fighting fish called Eric and a silver shark called Feargal.

A good shark these days is hard to find.

He gets it

And still I have so much to learn.

You are do on it tonight"

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

I know someone with the surname Gordon, called their dog Flash.

Perfect

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Sprout and Spud

Both cross Yorkie terriers and sadly no longer with us.

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"I had a dog called Minton. He ate a shuttlecock once.

Bad Minton.

I'm quite irritated that I laughed at that!"

I'm quite irritated that i didn't even get it was a joke until you replied and then had to read it several times

Baaad minton

Badmin ton

Oh

Badminton ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of mine is called Piglet

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By *yronutMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Always wanted a pair of cats..... I’d call them Knickers & Buggerit so I could go out in the garden an night and call their name at the top of my voice to call them in

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

A mate had a jack Russell that use to run off alot so he called it Oi. After a while anyone could catch it just by saying "Oi come here" when trying to find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew someone with a gerbil called Sir Alex Ferguson.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A friend had a small holding years ago and 2 pot belly pigs called Fred and Wilma.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Oh and a cockatiel called chicken

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Neighbours of ours years ago had a Dachshund named "Puddles" because it always pissed on the floor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a French Mastiff or a "dogue de bordeaux" when I was a teen, my mother named him

Jean Claude Van Harry Dam

Fuck knows where the harry bit came from lol, and we called him Claude for short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also had a pot bellied pig called bacon

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Also had a pot bellied pig called bacon "

That’s just wrong.

Some cracking names here that beats my late dappled cat. Acquired him on burns night and he was coloured like an uncooked Haggis. So Haggis it was.

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Worked at a woman’s house whos ginger Tom was called Colin ,

The funny thing was hearing the parrot call it’s name every time the cat appeared .

Used to crack me up

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

We went for a walk yesterday and a couple walked past and called their dogs back to them - Derek and Roger, both chocolate labs. I thought it was rather cool!

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By *olidOak85Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"when I had the fish tank I had a Japanese fighting fish called Eric and a silver shark called Feargal.

"

I've got an Eric! He's a budgie. My little one calls him Derek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a couple on a country lane,with a Black Labrador called 'Bentley'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone with a dog called Rachel and a daughter called Missy.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

My cat was called Dwayne Dibley

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I used to work in a grooming parlour and we had a staffie called Ron, a poodle called Russell and a schnauzer called Dave.

My neighbours dog was called Deefer (D for dog)"

My brother in law had a dog called D. A friend had a cat named C.

So,when we got a rabbit there was really only one name we could choose.....Arfur.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Not my dog but I watched a couple calling their dog, "trotsky, trotsky"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rescue dog called Poppy - called it by the rescue but it suits her as she is a super happy girl.

My 2 cats are Mitzi and Coco.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My old cat was called Bumcheeks

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I used to have rabbits called Pie and Stew, and a hamster called Norman

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I had a dog called Minton. He ate a shuttlecock once.

Bad Minton. "

Now THAT is funny!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

My old man was Monty. A Jack russell who was so wide, he could'nt wear a collar. He would just walk out of it, as his head was smaller than his body. He could eat all human food, including choclate and not be sick. He lived to the grand age of 19! He's been gone now almost 2 years, still talk about him every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grand dad had a mongrel. Told me she was named after a Russian gypsy woman he fell for in ww2 but couldn't act upon as he was already married to my grandma. Forbidden live and all that.

The dog was called aska

10 frigging years it took to get that..

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By *utchyjackMan
over a year ago

Newquay

I had friend with a working spaniel named Pepper so i named my new puppy Sultan, then kept one of his off spring and named him Shake, and another one Rattle, couldn't follow that with my latest spaniel so named him Hector.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a dog called Minton. He ate a shuttlecock once.

Bad Minton.

I'm quite irritated that I laughed at that!

Sorry. "

I did too

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I would want a rockweiler called snowflake or a Labrador called butch

Lol messing with peoples minds

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I met a labrador pup last weekend who was called Allen

And brother has apparently met a Jack Russell that was called Nigel

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Friend had a rescue dog called Linda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would want a rockweiler called snowflake or a Labrador called butch

Lol messing with peoples minds "

If I see a black dog I always say "come here Snowy",or a white dog " come here Blackie ,or ginger,

always makes the owner smile at least...

The dogs,being partially colour blind ,seem to take it in their stride,as they're chewing my leg orf !

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Other friends had a dog called Barbara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dambusters leader guy Gibson had a black labrador... But let's not get into that here

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Friend had a rescue dog called Linda "

That's a brilliant name, I love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend has two cats called Barry and Mr Spoon. It always makes me smile when I go to her house

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

When I was a lad my brothers and me had a pet rabbit called 'Starsky'. No prizes for guessing why.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

My ex husband dog is called "Boy".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lassie,the film dog,1940's..

was really a male dog called "Pal"

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Mr. Biggins.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Have a lab called Homer

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