FabSwingers.com forum: Oddest thing you ve bought or buying recently?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A grappling spike...no, its cool I already have my balaclava n night suit

its actually for my wanders in dubious wild areas such as fast rivers when the banks are way too steep and high to free climb. Whats your oddest buy?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Fashion face masks. #2020

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fashion face masks. #2020"

Hahaha....you ll have to do pics

from what I ve read on here theres a rise in sexyness level for many

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Fashion face masks. #2020

Hahaha....you ll have to do pics

from what I ve read on here theres a rise in sexyness level for many

They're not sexy but they're at least colourful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fashion face masks. #2020

Hahaha....you ll have to do pics

from what I ve read on here theres a rise in sexyness level for many

They're not sexy but they're at least colourful

Colours good..what was it on kinky boots movie..." rrrrrredddddddddd"the colour of passion

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

A niddy noddy, but that's not strange to me.

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Rugby tackle bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A niddy noddy, but that's not strange to me. "

Ok I have no idea what that is

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

A degreaser

Because i like it raw rather than lubed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A degreaser

Because i like it raw rather than lubed."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m currently looking for a gold or cream flamingo ornament for my hallway

ideally cream as I have a gold one in my dining room already

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Yarn, tonnes of the stuff, sometimes daily

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

2 adult (his & hers) spiderman onesie

A mini fridge for the bedroom cupboard

(snacks on tap)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t help myself when it comes to artists materials. So have some paintbrushes coming although I don’t need them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lime & coconut oil salt scrub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lime & coconut oil salt scrub "

Sounds erm interesting...flavoured and salted...sounds like a flavouring for a nice salmon fillet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t help myself when it comes to artists materials. So have some paintbrushes coming although I don’t need them.

Sure you ll find a use for them....a few light brush strokes of the softer ones

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By *rednwilma1Couple
over a year ago

york

A chainsaw ???????????

it WAS cheap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 adult (his & hers) spiderman onesie

A mini fridge for the bedroom cupboard

(snacks on tap)

Spidee off the wardrobe...woohoo...but will it be for drinkees ornaughties

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chainsaw ???????????

it WAS cheap

Ha my profession...what you bought?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yarn, tonnes of the stuff, sometimes daily "

You d get on well with my OH...so whats ya making . Or you just a hoarder?

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By *nooshWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

ear defenders.... for those times when some senses aren't needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m currently looking for a gold or cream flamingo ornament for my hallway

ideally cream as I have a gold one in my dining room already

Does it lay golden eggs? So lifesize or small?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ear defenders.... for those times when some senses aren't needed

Oh gawd..boyght some last week, partly due to my actual work but mainly to block out the mother and daughter customer bitching and disagreeing so though it may have seemed weird doing a silent job all muffed up...it was bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just bought a telescopic feather duster

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I’ve just bought a telescopic feather duster

That's just perverse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just bought a telescopic feather duster

That's just perverse

Init just

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I’ve just bought a telescopic feather duster

That's just perverse

Init just

Stuff of nightmares. I gotta sleep with that vision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconuts

Meal worms

Suet

Peanuts... To make homemade suet for birds.

Nothing sexual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just bought a telescopic feather duster

That's just perverse

Init just

Stuff of nightmares. I gotta sleep with that vision

Sweet dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lime & coconut oil salt scrub "

This sounds amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing odd here at the moment as I'm focusing on Xmas and birthday presents for others. Although I need a new pair of wick trimmers and may buy some pink tutu's this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing odd here at the moment as I'm focusing on Xmas and birthday presents for others. Although I need a new pair of wick trimmers and may buy some pink tutu's this week

Ok dont know whats trimmers are but I just gotta see a pic of you in tutu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m currently looking for a gold or cream flamingo ornament for my hallway

ideally cream as I have a gold one in my dining room already

Does it lay golden eggs? So lifesize or small?

I wish! Haha. Life size would be amazing but I’m just happy adding new flamingos to my house or garden so size doesn’t matter

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Some may think odd but it’s practical... a drawers glove for my lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some may think odd but it’s practical... a drawers glove for my lad "

A muff comb is practical

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A twisty pink glass butt plug with a heart handle thingy

I'm hoping some new toys may give my disinterest in sex a kick start

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"A twisty pink glass butt plug with a heart handle thingy

I'm hoping some new toys may give my disinterest in sex a kick start "

You know we would like to see a pic or two

I've treated myself to some PTFE tape

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

i bought a limited edition photo of Amy Winehouse for more money than I have brains apparently

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