FabSwingers.com forum: Let's play 'I'm a Twat'

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(Apologies to nowhereman - the only real and genuine twat)

I bet you don't think you're a twat but I bet deep down you are.

Release your inner twat here and let everyone see your twattishness for what it truly is.

Post 'I'm a twat' to start playing then demonstrate how much of a twat you are (if someone posts 'I'm in' or 'I'm Out' then you can out them as a twat).

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'm a twat

And I think I proved this beyond reasonable doubt by having a strop in the middle of a thread yesterday....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a twat

And I think I proved this beyond reasonable doubt by having a strop in the middle of a thread yesterday....

I missed that (I'm a twat for being on the naughty step yesterday)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twatness is a gift so don’t be ashamed if you want to be a twat then you be a twat and don’t worry about what other twats say because they’re just twats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twatness is a gift so don’t be ashamed if you want to be a twat then you be a twat and don’t worry about what other twats say because they’re just twats

What a twattish thing to say but I like it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I think we all know I win this award

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 01/10/20 14:31:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we all know I win this award

Fuck You!

It's MINE!!!!

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

I've been a proud twat for many years now. There was no point trying to hide it. Twat is the new cool anyway

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

I must be a twat numerous threads die a death when I post. Perhaps I should have a tumble as my avatar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think we all know I win this award

Fuck You!

It's MINE!!!!

There are no rewards. On this thread everyone is equally a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to define what being a twat is, after all one persons twattiness will be mild for someone else . I realise by trying to define twat I’ve now become one ??

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

[Removed by poster at 01/10/20 14:34:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we all know I win this award

Fuck You!

It's MINE!!!!

There are no rewards. On this thread everyone is equally a twat

We've clearly never met

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[poster twatted at 01/10/20 14:34:51]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think we all know I win this award

Fuck You!

It's MINE!!!!

There are no rewards. On this thread everyone is equally a twat

We've clearly never met

You're my kind of twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am often called a piss taking twat by my boyfriend.... he knows me too well

Her x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think we all know I win this award

You are indeed a twat.

But you're my twat

Oh god. I even made myself vomit a little then

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think we all know I win this award

Step aside amateur

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think we all know I win this award

You are indeed a twat.

But you're my twat

Oh god. I even made myself vomit a little then

Yes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think we all know I win this award

Step aside amateur"

Wanna contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a twat and I'm a grumpy twat today.

You have been warned

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think we all know I win this award

Step aside amateur

Wanna contest

I already won

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need to define what being a twat is, after all one persons twattiness will be mild for someone else . I realise by trying to define twat I’ve now become one ??"

Yes you are now a twat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think we all know I win this award

Step aside amateur

Wanna contest

I already won"

Ok you win

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm a twat and I'm a grumpy twat today.

You have been warned

You're also my twat.

I have 2 grumpy twats apparently

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think we all know I win this award

Step aside amateur

Wanna contest

I already won

Ok you win

I'm the twattiest twat that ever twatted, and you love me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a twat and I'm a grumpy twat today.

You have been warned

You're also my twat.

I have 2 grumpy twats apparently

Yes you do

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm a twat and I'm a grumpy twat today.

You have been warned

You're also my twat.

I have 2 grumpy twats apparently

My twat is ok, period over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're in a room full of people and you're not quite sure who the biggest twat is......its more than likely you!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Play I'ma twat?

It's not a game my friend.... it's a lifestyle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Play I'ma twat?

It's not a game my friend.... it's a lifestyle

Is there a twat aesthetic?

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

What defines a person as a ‘twat’?

Asking for a friend ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What defines a person as a ‘twat’?

Asking for a friend ??

IA"

To ask is to be a twat

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Play I'ma twat?

It's not a game my friend.... it's a lifestyle

Is there a twat aesthetic?

Sounds like a hilarious exercise. Come away with aching abs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a complete twat, I'm the one that will happily spend the day, sat alone people watching in public and form a narrative about you based on how you look, walk, talk and dress. Its rarely complementary.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Play I'ma twat?

It's not a game my friend.... it's a lifestyle

Is there a twat aesthetic?

Did hipster twats look like it before it was cool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a complete twat, I'm the one that will happily spend the day, sat alone people watching in public and form a narrative about you based on how you look, walk, talk and dress. Its rarely complementary.

Well if your a twat then i am one too. Love people watching

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Well if your a twat then i am one too. Love people watching

I people watch online

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Play I'ma twat?

It's not a game my friend.... it's a lifestyle

Is there a twat aesthetic?

Did hipster twats look like it before it was cool?"

The "dear God ya twat" brigade are currently wearing masks on their chins

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Play I'ma twat?

It's not a game my friend.... it's a lifestyle

Is there a twat aesthetic?

Did hipster twats look like it before it was cool?

The "dear God ya twat" brigade are currently wearing masks on their chins "

They don't deserve the dignity of being called twats.

Cover your nose, cover your mouth, yes it feels icky, so does intensive care dickhead.

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