FabSwingers.com forum: Monthly clique meeting

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Finally - the month we have all been waiting for!

That’s right folks, we can finally dress up as a slutty cat, walk around the streets and only 90% of people will judge us.

Last months meeting was a bit of a shit storm if I’m honest - who on earth brings a bowl of honey to a clique meeting?

Anyways....

This months topics;

- Married people; should they be allowed on fab/allowed to swing?

- Is it still gay if they look really convincing?

- Cum protein shakes; Mr Mystique swears by them. Is there any science behind this?!

- Lacey_Red; how many foot jobs can she give in a day?

- Will Ember ever let *you know who* out of the cellar? Please give your views on this.

And as always, we’re raising money for charity. This month, we are sucking toes to raise money for HippyChick’s fungal toenail problem. Although she’s left fab, she’s still very active in the clique committee, and you can smell those fucking toes from a mile away.

Please remember that if you are bringing food, to cook it 72 hours prior and to leave it to sit, to ensure that all Covid is killed. MissDreavus has promised to make her famous salmon soup, so that’s....something.

Nora will be manning the doors this month, and the password is ‘smart arse’.

See you all soon!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’m still waiting for my turn in Embers cellar!!

She wanted me to share with whatshisname but I’m not down with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m still waiting for my turn in Embers cellar!!

She wanted me to share with whatshisname but I’m not down with it

D."

Don’t blame you, I’d request a separate cellar if I’m honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be sure to hide my soup from Mabel, I saw her eyeing it up ready to soak her manky toe! She's desparate to try anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I get to frisk everyone?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Some soup and a frisk!? I’m in (smartarse!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I get to frisk everyone?"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just be sure to hide my soup from Mabel, I saw her eyeing it up ready to soak her manky toe! She's desparate to try anything

She is, god bless her toe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some soup and a frisk!? I’m in (smartarse!)

That’s the spirit!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I wish to attend this months festivities please Queenie. May I kindly ask the criteria and what I need to bring with me to this jamboree xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish to attend this months festivities please Queenie. May I kindly ask the criteria and what I need to bring with me to this jamboree xx"

You’re always welcome, you’re a prime member! Bring whatever you wish, just make sure you keep an eye on it, HippyChick wants to dip her toes into everything

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I wish to attend this months festivities please Queenie. May I kindly ask the criteria and what I need to bring with me to this jamboree xx

You’re always welcome, you’re a prime member! Bring whatever you wish, just make sure you keep an eye on it, HippyChick wants to dip her toes into everything "

Oooh excellent, I'll bring some Digestives and some Mouthwash if I'm sucking her toes

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

The protein shakes seem to be working for Mystique as he's asked me for double his usual order this month.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The protein shakes seem to be working for Mystique as he's asked me for double his usual order this month."

He’s not had a cold in about 13 weeks now since he started!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"The protein shakes seem to be working for Mystique as he's asked me for double his usual order this month.

He’s not had a cold in about 13 weeks now since he started!"

I've never had to eat so much pineapple in my life though

(Other flavours are available)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm attending aa a legal representative for the clique conspiracy action group.

May I bring the following items for the agenda?

Men unhappy about women

Is it right to have sex because maturation has no become boring

And finally, the complete lack of effort by women and couples to service the need of male service users on fab.

My snacks include a dubiously sourced pens smelling primula cheese spread on a nest of 1980s pubic hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The protein shakes seem to be working for Mystique as he's asked me for double his usual order this month.

He’s not had a cold in about 13 weeks now since he started!

I've never had to eat so much pineapple in my life though

(Other flavours are available)"

Cinnamon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I'm attending aa a legal representative for the clique conspiracy action group.

May I bring the following items for the agenda?

Men unhappy about women

Is it right to have sex because maturation has no become boring

And finally, the complete lack of effort by women and couples to service the need of male service users on fab.

My snacks include a dubiously sourced pens smelling primula cheese spread on a nest of 1980s pubic hair.

Ta"

Of course my dear. The pens will smell just like Hippy’s toes

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By *ugga MannMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

"Do I get to frisk everyone?"

God I hope so - well, me at least

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Long time listener, first time caller. As a newbie attending my first meeting, do I get a badge or anything?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

" I'm attending aa a legal representative for the clique conspiracy action group.

May I bring the following items for the agenda?

Men unhappy about women

Is it right to have sex because maturation has no become boring

And finally, the complete lack of effort by women and couples to service the need of male service users on fab.

My snacks include a dubiously sourced pens smelling primula cheese spread on a nest of 1980s pubic hair.

Ta"

#notallmen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get to frisk everyone?

God I hope so - well, me at least

Allow an extra 10 minutes or so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi

Long time listener, first time caller. As a newbie attending my first meeting, do I get a badge or anything?

You get a lanyard

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"The protein shakes seem to be working for Mystique as he's asked me for double his usual order this month.

He’s not had a cold in about 13 weeks now since he started!

I've never had to eat so much pineapple in my life though

(Other flavours are available)

Cinnamon?"

I don't see why not. I'll do some product testing with a focus group and get back to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The protein shakes seem to be working for Mystique as he's asked me for double his usual order this month.

He’s not had a cold in about 13 weeks now since he started!

I've never had to eat so much pineapple in my life though

(Other flavours are available)

Cinnamon?

I don't see why not. I'll do some product testing with a focus group and get back to you

Thanks, you’re a true hero

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I only read these threads for your opening post. Crack me up every time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only read these threads for your opening post. Crack me up every time

Aww that made me so happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You’re welcome as always

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh also no, we won’t be handing out condoms again. Caffeine Dusk ruined that one

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I haven’t been frisked yet!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Can you remind me of the symptoms where I have to self isolate? I don't want to tell track and trace that I'm part of the clique

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Are you accepting new members? If so can I have an application form please (asking for a friend as I'm not kool enough)

Regarding the cum protein shakes, I am reliable informed that each serving of cum is only 5 calories & is a good source of vitamin B12

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Are you accepting new members? If so can I have an application form please (asking for a friend as I'm not kool enough)

Regarding the cum protein shakes, I am reliable informed that each serving of cum is only 5 calories & is a good source of vitamin B12

Yeah I got the Rona. Sorry guys I'm out

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Are you accepting new members? If so can I have an application form please (asking for a friend as I'm not kool enough)

Regarding the cum protein shakes, I am reliable informed that each serving of cum is only 5 calories & is a good source of vitamin B12

Yeah I got the Rona. Sorry guys I'm out

something i said?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Are you accepting new members? If so can I have an application form please (asking for a friend as I'm not kool enough)

Regarding the cum protein shakes, I am reliable informed that each serving of cum is only 5 calories & is a good source of vitamin B12

Yeah I got the Rona. Sorry guys I'm out

something i said?

Cum shots

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Are you accepting new members? If so can I have an application form please (asking for a friend as I'm not kool enough)

Regarding the cum protein shakes, I am reliable informed that each serving of cum is only 5 calories & is a good source of vitamin B12

Yeah I got the Rona. Sorry guys I'm out

something i said?

Cum shots"

Sorry, you stay, i'll take my over sensitive self elsewhere

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Are you accepting new members? If so can I have an application form please (asking for a friend as I'm not kool enough)

Regarding the cum protein shakes, I am reliable informed that each serving of cum is only 5 calories & is a good source of vitamin B12

Yeah I got the Rona. Sorry guys I'm out

something i said?

Cum shots

Sorry, you stay, i'll take my over sensitive self elsewhere

No no I'm not an exclusive type.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you accepting new members? If so can I have an application form please (asking for a friend as I'm not kool enough)

Regarding the cum protein shakes, I am reliable informed that each serving of cum is only 5 calories & is a good source of vitamin B12

We are always accepting new members, we’re very inclusive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you accepting new members? If so can I have an application form please (asking for a friend as I'm not kool enough)

Regarding the cum protein shakes, I am reliable informed that each serving of cum is only 5 calories & is a good source of vitamin B12

Yeah I got the Rona. Sorry guys I'm out

Oh ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i promise not to start a thumb war with missdreavus again

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