FabSwingers.com forum: Toilet pastimes?

By *evaquit OP Couple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Okay.

No one likes to talk about it but...whilst there what do you do to pass the time? Phone activity will be number 1 (excuse the pun) but what are you looking at/surfing? Anyone still making their holiday choices whilst there with a brochure (covid restricted

of course)? What's the modern day thing to do to pass the time?

Toilet humour welcome, obviously.

Apologies in advance for bringing it so low.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I never take my phone into the bathroom. Thereby a soul on this earth I would need to talk to for those few minutes. I just check the phone when I come out and ring them back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look at the wall blankly like a cow staring inti the ether while chewing the cud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m too busy trying not to pee over my own bum to do anything else.

Still bruised/swollen 7 weeks after my confirmation surgery.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

We have a three year old so we aren’t allowed privacy

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By *evaquit OP Couple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"I’m too busy trying not to pee over my own bum to do anything else.

Still bruised/swollen 7 weeks after my confirmation surgery. "

Ouch!

Reminds me of the university ritual of cling filming the girls toilet in halls so they would do that in the night.

Terrible people

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

People need to be occupied on the loo?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A friend of mine drinks his morning coffee on the toilet

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By *evaquit OP Couple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"People need to be occupied on the loo?"

Nah!

But people do.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like to get in and out with speedy, military like precision; I drop my depth charges and flush before hastily leaving the scene

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By *evaquit OP Couple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"A friend of mine drinks his morning coffee on the toilet

Woah!

Leave drinks outside, that's the law, I think.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I go in do my business and come out again. Never taken my phone to the loo

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’m not there long enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to pee on my cat's tail

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I have a crap, wipe and get off.

Why would anyone need to, or want to pass the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a crap, wipe and get off.

Why would anyone need to, or want to pass the time? "

Shits and giggles?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

suduko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bring my phone into the bog then have a shank.

That’s a shit and a wank at the same time.

I’m kidding of course.

Depends usually I do my business and leave, on the rare occasion have gone in with my phone and played a game on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend of mine drinks his morning coffee on the toilet

Yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look at the door and think it needs painting the bin needs to emptied.

Lisren to the birds singing.

Followed by "HURRY UP I'M DESPERATE FOR A WEE".

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"We have a three year old so we aren’t allowed privacy "

I have two dogs and they like to stand guard. Not at the door though. One sits between my legs and the other circles round to my right and always licks my right arse cheek before lying down with his head in my foot.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My dog ensures he gets the attention .

No peace when you have a velcro dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He does it doggy style. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any couples that don’t bother shutting the door?!

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By *ingmaster1Man
over a year ago

coulsdon

have a fag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay.

of course)? What's the modern day thing to do to pass the time?

Toilet humour welcome, obviously.

Apologies in advance for bringing it so low.

What do you do then? As you ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm shitting I'm fabbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay.

of course)? What's the modern day thing to do to pass the time?

Toilet humour welcome, obviously.

Apologies in advance for bringing it so low.

Was at a bar last year where the wall were painted with chalk board paint and chalks were provided. Most entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sat and ate a bacon sandwich whilst on the loo this morning, not my proudest moment I must admit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sat and ate a bacon sandwich whilst on the loo this morning, not my proudest moment I must admit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend of mine drinks his morning coffee on the toilet

I've heard of people reading their paper on the toilet, but drinking coffee on the shitter is

disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just an in and out, 2 min and job done..

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Just in and out my ex used to take the newspaper in and make a day of it seemed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just in and out my ex used to take the newspaper in and make a day of it seemed x"

Can’t get my head around people who take in reading material!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cuddle my cat

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I don't want to hog it for long ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never in there long enough to warrant any form of entertainment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a habit, but I may have spent too long sat down on pplmy phone. Stood up. Dead leg. Totally dead. Almost fall over. Stumble instead. Very loud audible crack.

Rest of the evening spent in A&E with a broken foot.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I'm an in and out kinda toilet person ! X

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I'm an in and out kinda toilet person ! X"

Me too. I pee and poo in seconds. Anyone who sits on the toilet for long spells should see a Dr.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I'm an in and out kinda toilet person ! X

Me too. I pee and poo in seconds. Anyone who sits on the toilet for long spells should see a Dr."

In fact Cos of my metformin for the diabetes I'm very quick! Tmi soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss / shit leave....

Why would you want to hang around with either of those 2..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a magazine rack in my bathroom and up until lockdown saw off a few of my favorite periodicals, these were changed monthly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an in and out kinda toilet person ! X

Me too. I pee and poo in seconds. Anyone who sits on the toilet for long spells should see a Dr."
sounds healthy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take razzle or parade and spick and span too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not entirely sure why but my cat thinks that when you’re sat on the toilet it’s the ideal time to be stroked. It’s weird as the cat is not that affectionate usually. As soon as you’re sat on the pot though it’s climbing all over you like a kitten!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Don’t most people swipe on Tinder?

What better way to remember the first place they set eyes on their future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a terrible habit of folding the ends of the spare loo rolls, whilst I'm sat having a wee! And folding towels so they fit properly on the rack!

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