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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to? "Is this not what always gets us into trouble....and bad decisions ?? | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?
Is this not what always gets us into trouble....and bad decisions ??"This is true, not just us then | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to? "Nothing wrong with being a pervert, i have been for years... | |||
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"I definitely had this when I first joined the site and was desperate to meet anyone and get a good seeing to. I if course did not get a good seeing to and just got used. It’s a lesson I had to learn for myself I guess. I’m much wiser and more picky now " Yeah, been there still not always been as picky as I should, damn pussy thinking for me  | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs "Oh shush woman! Go suck a lollipop! | |||
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I've calmed down a lot now
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"Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though!" How's Trev? | |||
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"I did this in the first 3 months of entering the fab sweetie shop, no troubles though as I vanish at the first sniff of drama
I've calmed down a lot now
"Very much this! Steep learning curve those first few months of Fab! | |||
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"Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though! How's Trev? "Still safe! See! I have control  | |||
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"Had a breif affair with good friends daughter once... Didnt get me in trouble, but it could have, if they'd found out ... "I think I've seen that one before  | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Oh shush woman! Go suck a lollipop! "I haven't got one. But there was this one time I let the horn take over and decided to do something I never do. Found myself a local "lollipop" and had fun. Next day I called the doctor's, made an appointment with my new doctor. And......
I see a different doctor these days.
And I don't meet local people. | |||
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"Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though! How's Trev?
Still safe! See! I have control "Well done, I'm proud of you | |||
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"Don't get into any trouble to be fair when it gets to much the toy bag comes out, To be fair the bag comes out daily " Mine comes out most days too. | |||
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"Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though! How's Trev?
Still safe! See! I have control
Well done, I'm proud of you "Don't read mine. Stay proud | |||
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"Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though! How's Trev?
Still safe! See! I have control
Well done, I'm proud of you
Don't read mine. Stay proud "I read yours, I chose to ignore it. I'm sending you lollipops | |||
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It does annoy me when I’m not in control of myself. | |||
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"I end up saying things I should when the horns get too much to people who probably don’t want to hear it
It does annoy me when I’m not in control of myself. "* Things I shouldn’t | |||
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"I end up saying things I should when the horns get too much to people who probably don’t want to hear it
It does annoy me when I’m not in control of myself.
* Things I shouldn’t"Struggling there GC? Shall I send you lollipops too? | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs "Sweet yes....innocent not so much If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us  | |||
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"Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though! How's Trev?
Still safe! See! I have control
Well done, I'm proud of you
Don't read mine. Stay proud
I read yours, I chose to ignore it. I'm sending you lollipops "Rude. Are they shaped like willies? | |||
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"I end up saying things I should when the horns get too much to people who probably don’t want to hear it
It does annoy me when I’m not in control of myself.
* Things I shouldn’t
Struggling there GC? Shall I send you lollipops too? "I’m doing ok today but always love a good licking of a lollipop | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Sweet yes....innocent not so much
If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us "Oi. I thought you loved me | |||
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"Nah. I’m often desperate to see someone but wouldn’t substitute them with someone else coz I’m horny. It’s bloody frustrating though! How's Trev?
Still safe! See! I have control
Well done, I'm proud of you
Don't read mine. Stay proud
I read yours, I chose to ignore it. I'm sending you lollipops
Rude.
Are they shaped like willies? "If I can find willy ones then yes otherwise your stuck with boring ones. Like it or lump it missy! | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Sweet yes....innocent not so much
If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us "They call us darling angels | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Sweet yes....innocent not so much
If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us
Oi. I thought you loved me "I do just the NotsoInnocent Posh. | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Sweet yes....innocent not so much
If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us
They call us darling angels "Oh I like the sound of that | |||
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"Put me in a room full of half dressed bodies.... i.e swingers clubs....vagina definitely controls brain, and my mouth" I've never been to a swingers club but a room full of half naked bodies and yes she's definitely in control | |||
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"Yeah, totally guilty "Roll on the end of all this so we can be guilty together | |||
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"Yeah, totally guilty
Roll on the end of all this so we can be guilty together "Ooh some mistakes I don't want to repeat | |||
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"Yeah, totally guilty
Roll on the end of all this so we can be guilty together
Ooh some mistakes I don't want to repeat "Here here! But we can have making new, not so guilty, mistakes. | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Sweet yes....innocent not so much
If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us
They call us darling angels "Yeah. I just lost my coffee. Through my nose. Again. | |||
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"That’s why it’s best to have a wank and see if you still feel the same after, usually you think what the fuck was that about and you can chill out on the sofa basking in reflected glory. If you still feel the same after the wank then she’s a keeper." I usually have 2 wanks before deciding...just to be sure. | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Sweet yes....innocent not so much
If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us
They call us darling angels
Yeah. I just lost my coffee. Through my nose. Again."Pretty sure that's not how your supposed to drink coffee | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to? "It’s made me fuck women I shouldn’t have. In the sense that I wasn’t really that into them. | |||
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"That’s why it’s best to have a wank and see if you still feel the same after, usually you think what the fuck was that about and you can chill out on the sofa basking in reflected glory. If you still feel the same after the wank then she’s a keeper. I usually have 2 wanks before deciding...just to be sure." Only 2? But how can you be certain without the 3rd? | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Sweet yes....innocent not so much
If you’re innocent posh- I don’t know what theyll call us
They call us darling angels
Yeah. I just lost my coffee. Through my nose. Again.
Pretty sure that's not how your supposed to drink coffee "Better than spitting.... | |||
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"Yeah, totally guilty
Roll on the end of all this so we can be guilty together
Ooh some mistakes I don't want to repeat
Here here! But we can have making new, not so guilty, mistakes. "I'd rather not but ta | |||
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"Yeah, totally guilty
Roll on the end of all this so we can be guilty together
Ooh some mistakes I don't want to repeat
Here here! But we can have making new, not so guilty, mistakes.
I'd rather not but ta " | |||
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"It's when you end up having that conversation with your fanny... "I really want to fuck him" "But that would be a Really Bad Move!" "But I really need to fuck him!" "But that would be foolish!" "Pleeeaaase!" "Ah fuck it, ok..." "Yeah, I have those conversations with my wife now, she's more level headed than my fanny | |||
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"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening " Do you need boobs? | |||
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"It's when you end up having that conversation with your fanny... "I really want to fuck him" "But that would be a Really Bad Move!" "But I really need to fuck him!" "But that would be foolish!" "Pleeeaaase!" "Ah fuck it, ok..."
Yeah, I have those conversations with my wife now, she's more level headed than my fanny "You married to someone else as well? | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to? "Having the horn is not a great position to make decisions. I made a poor dating decision in January due to me having the horn. Developing much stronger will power and better release to avoid that in future. Happy swinging folks. | |||
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"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening
Do you need boobs? "You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before.... | |||
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"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening
Do you need boobs? "Always but it’s unfortunately not the lack of boobs tonight, bloody mechanic kept me waiting for the length of my me time earlier | |||
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"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening
Do you need boobs?
You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before.... "Now this sounds an interesting turn of conversation  | |||
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"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening
Do you need boobs?
You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before.... "I was offering yours to be fair because I cant be arsed to get mine out | |||
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"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening
Do you need boobs? Always but it’s unfortunately not the lack of boobs tonight, bloody mechanic kept me waiting for the length of my me time earlier "Wifey will send you boobs asap! And kick the mechanic up the arse
Wife! Groot needs boobs! | |||
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"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening
Do you need boobs?
You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....
I was offering yours to be fair because I cant be arsed to get mine out "It’s ok I’m a leg man anyway  | |||
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"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening
Do you need boobs?
You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....
Now this sounds an interesting turn of conversation "Does it? This is very normal drivel for us | |||
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"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening
Do you need boobs?
You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....
I was offering yours to be fair because I cant be arsed to get mine out
It’s ok I’m a leg man anyway "Now that I can do, I'll see what I've got stashed away | |||
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"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening
Do you need boobs?
You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....
Now this sounds an interesting turn of conversation "Rarely. My boobs are kinda dull | |||
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"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening
Do you need boobs?
You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....
I was offering yours to be fair because I cant be arsed to get mine out
It’s ok I’m a leg man anyway "Ouch. Cut me real deep man. | |||
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"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening
Do you need boobs? Always but it’s unfortunately not the lack of boobs tonight, bloody mechanic kept me waiting for the length of my me time earlier
Wifey will send you boobs asap! And kick the mechanic up the arse
Wife! Groot needs boobs! "He doesn't want my boobs. I'm hurt.  | |||
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 and no I’m not talking about cum | |||
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"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening
Do you need boobs?
You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....
Now this sounds an interesting turn of conversation
Rarely. My boobs are kinda dull"I couldn't comment... never having seen them in the flesh xxx | |||
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"I definitely had this when I first joined the site and was desperate to meet anyone and get a good seeing to. I if course did not get a good seeing to and just got used. It’s a lesson I had to learn for myself I guess. I’m much wiser and more picky now Yeah, been there still not always been as picky as I should, damn pussy thinking for me "I always remember a friend of mine who, after she split with her husband, was out clubbing one night and pointed a guy out to me and said "That's Mick, with the big dick, and he says he wants to use it on me. I know he's trouble, but my head's telling me one thing and my fanny's telling me another" | |||
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"Daily release keeps me level but it’s not happened this evening
Do you need boobs?
You offering yours or mine again? Because we've been here before....
Now this sounds an interesting turn of conversation
Rarely. My boobs are kinda dull
I couldn't comment... never having seen them in the flesh xxx "There are very very few people who have..... | |||
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"It may be hard to believe but you can get used to being desperately horny. The trick is to compartmentalise. And as was said by Annabelle, have a couple of wanks first - a swingers version of counting to 10!!" To be fair, lockdown has proved this | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to? "This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter | |||
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"I mean, it definitely get's me thinking about things I wouldn't usually! Then after I feel the guilt!" No need to feel guilty about thinking, surely? | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?
This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter "This could be fun..... how horny are you feeling? Asking for a friend obvs | |||
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"Yeah, totally guilty
Roll on the end of all this so we can be guilty together
Ooh some mistakes I don't want to repeat "Some mistakes we do | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?
This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter "What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those. | |||
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"It may be hard to believe but you can get used to being desperately horny. The trick is to compartmentalise. And as was said by Annabelle, have a couple of wanks first - a swingers version of counting to 10!! To be fair, lockdown has proved this "Yep! | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?
This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter
What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those. "Neither does he really. He just pretends to be all sweet and innocent | |||
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"Yeah, totally guilty
Roll on the end of all this so we can be guilty together
Ooh some mistakes I don't want to repeat
Some mistakes we do "They're not mistakes | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?
This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter
What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.
Neither does he really. He just pretends to be all sweet and innocent "I know someone else like this... | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to? "You’re asking guys this ?????? Oh you poor thing hahahaha ! | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?
This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter
What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.
Neither does he really. He just pretends to be all sweet and innocent
I know someone else like this... "Oh my god! That's outrageous! These people give us really sweet and innocent people a bad name | |||
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You’re asking guys this ?????? Oh you poor thing hahahaha !"It seemed like a good idea at the time | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?
This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter
What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those. "It's overrated, that's for sure | |||
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"It's when you end up having that conversation with your fanny... "I really want to fuck him" "But that would be a Really Bad Move!" "But I really need to fuck him!" "But that would be foolish!" "Pleeeaaase!" "Ah fuck it, ok..." " | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?
This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter
What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.
It's overrated, that's for sure"I'll take your word for it | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to? "Don't most men do this on a daily basis ? ie think with their dicks ? LOL | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?
This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter
What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.
It's overrated, that's for sure
I'll take your word for it "It's more fun if you come and find out | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?
Don't most men do this on a daily basis ? ie think with their dicks ? LOL "I don't know, I'm not a man. Do you? | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?
This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter
What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.
It's overrated, that's for sure
I'll take your word for it
It's more fun if you come and find out "I would if you weren't so far away and you know, Covid | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs " | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs "Ignore her, she talks rubbish | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?
This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter
What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.
It's overrated, that's for sure
I'll take your word for it
It's more fun if you come and find out
I would if you weren't so far away and you know, Covid "Aaah, I knew there was something I'd forgotten! | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?
This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter
What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.
It's overrated, that's for sure
I'll take your word for it
It's more fun if you come and find out
I would if you weren't so far away and you know, Covid
Aaah, I knew there was something I'd forgotten! "Your pants? | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Ignore her, she talks rubbish "No one needs to be told to ignore me wifey.... they just do it anyway
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Ignore her, she talks rubbish
No one needs to be told to ignore me wifey.... they just do it anyway
(Shameless attention seeking.... I hear it's all the rage in some places )"Oh shush! No one ignores you but you keep spouting that innocent rubbish, they might start!
Love you by the way | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Ignore her, she talks rubbish
No one needs to be told to ignore me wifey.... they just do it anyway
(Shameless attention seeking.... I hear it's all the rage in some places )"Would anyone really have chance to ignore you lol x | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Ignore her, she talks rubbish
No one needs to be told to ignore me wifey.... they just do it anyway
(Shameless attention seeking.... I hear it's all the rage in some places )
Oh shush! No one ignores you but you keep spouting that innocent rubbish, they might start!
Love you by the way "Twat. Love you too | |||
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"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work "Where do you work...... | |||
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"Having this discussion with a friend about how the horn takes over and we think we our genitals instead of heads, it can lead to trouble.... Anyone else do this or are we just perverts? How much trouble has it got you in to?
This gets me in trouble on a regular basis.. when the horn takes over I seem to lose my filter
What's this filter you speak of? I don't think I have one of those.
It's overrated, that's for sure
I'll take your word for it
It's more fun if you come and find out
I would if you weren't so far away and you know, Covid
Aaah, I knew there was something I'd forgotten!
Your pants? "Shhhh.. don't tell anyone! | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Ignore her, she talks rubbish
No one needs to be told to ignore me wifey.... they just do it anyway
(Shameless attention seeking.... I hear it's all the rage in some places )"Attention seeking? Nooo. Next you'll be telling me that people want to look good. On Fab? Surely not. Pit of iniquity. We're all monsters. And nobody needs attention. | |||
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Where do you work...... "I can’t say here | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Ignore her, she talks rubbish
No one needs to be told to ignore me wifey.... they just do it anyway
(Shameless attention seeking.... I hear it's all the rage in some places )
Attention seeking? Nooo. Next you'll be telling me that people want to look good.
On Fab? Surely not. Pit of iniquity. We're all monsters. And nobody needs attention."I know! I'm outrageous. | |||
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"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work
Where do you work...... I can’t say here "Lean in close. Whisper it. And that almost got pornographic. Luckily I borrowed Josh's filter.... | |||
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"I've no idea what you're talking about. I never get myself into trouble ever. Cos I'm all sweet and innocent obvs
Ignore her, she talks rubbish
No one needs to be told to ignore me wifey.... they just do it anyway
(Shameless attention seeking.... I hear it's all the rage in some places )
Attention seeking? Nooo. Next you'll be telling me that people want to look good.
On Fab? Surely not. Pit of iniquity. We're all monsters. And nobody needs attention.
I know! I'm outrageous."You and me both. Did you know some people put up rude pictures here? Heavens. | |||
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"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work
Where do you work...... I can’t say here
Lean in close. Whisper it.
And that almost got pornographic. Luckily I borrowed Josh's filter...."Fancy some help with that? | |||
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"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work
Where do you work...... I can’t say here
Lean in close. Whisper it.
And that almost got pornographic. Luckily I borrowed Josh's filter....
Fancy some help with that? "Bad woman. Bad. Do not write porn. (Do write porn) No. No help needed. (Swing..... write the porn ) | |||
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"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work
Where do you work...... I can’t say here
Lean in close. Whisper it.
And that almost got pornographic. Luckily I borrowed Josh's filter....
Fancy some help with that?
Bad woman. Bad. Do not write porn.
(Do write porn)
No. No help needed.
(Swing..... write the porn )"Oh god!!!! This is not going to help the horn! | |||
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"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work
Where do you work...... "She wants to be your chair | |||
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"I've learnt to have a crafty wank before doing anything stupid these days." I have a wank most days, I may need to up the amount | |||
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"I've learnt to have a crafty wank before doing anything stupid these days. I have a wank most days, I may need to up the amount "It was a bit awkward on the plane up before the sky dive but definitely helped. | |||
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"I've learnt to have a crafty wank before doing anything stupid these days. I have a wank most days, I may need to up the amount "I find between 4 and 12 usually suffices. | |||
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"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work
Where do you work......
She wants to be your chair "She knows me too well | |||
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"The horns had me bad this week I got in trouble for humping a chair at work
Where do you work...... I can’t say here
Lean in close. Whisper it.
And that almost got pornographic. Luckily I borrowed Josh's filter....
Fancy some help with that?
Bad woman. Bad. Do not write porn.
(Do write porn)
No. No help needed.
(Swing..... write the porn )
Oh god!!!! This is not going to help the horn! " | |||
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"I've learnt to have a crafty wank before doing anything stupid these days. I have a wank most days, I may need to up the amount "I second this. Multiple wanks make it more manageable. | |||
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"I've learnt to have a crafty wank before doing anything stupid these days. I have a wank most days, I may need to up the amount
I find between 4 and 12 usually suffices. "How many toys have you killed? | |||
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"I've learnt to have a crafty wank before doing anything stupid these days. I have a wank most days, I may need to up the amount
It was a bit awkward on the plane up before the sky dive but definitely helped." | |||
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"Sparkles how many toys have u killed lol" Nowhere near as many as my wife! | |||
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