FabSwingers.com forum: Just been to the doctors!

By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

My doctor just told me I

need help because I'm a compulsive liar... then she gave me a titwank and sucked me off in her office.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Luckily you have a female Doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luckily you have a female Doctor

Who says he has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think he may just be fantasizing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luckily you have a female Doctor

Who says he has

He said she sucked him office in her office.

Who said the NHS was rubbish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How strange I just been to my doctor as well I told him I have this problem that every morning at 7 am I go for a crap, he said whats wrong with that so I said well I dont get up until 8!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went yesterday and my nurse gave me a smear test

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

It's a special experimental nhs surgery for highly sexed males, all the doctors are nymphos and the nurses are qualified to give Thai massage,

When you make an appointment you are picked up in a stretch limo drive by an ex lap dancer from Vegas

The surgery is in a country house and is never busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh this has made me chuckle

nice one pablo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a special experimental nhs surgery for highly sexed males, all the doctors are nymphos and the nurses are qualified to give Thai massage,

When you make an appointment you are picked up in a stretch limo drive by an ex lap dancer from Vegas

The surgery is in a country house and is never busy"

That is called a brothal lol

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

The brothel is next door, we get free vouchers as part of our therapy, if there is a queue, we play poker

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"The brothel is next door, we get free vouchers as part of our therapy, if there is a queue, we play poker"

Mmmm! Just who is the lady, as you "poke her"???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compulsive liar....maybe the doc was right

hahahah

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"My doctor just told me I

need help because I'm a compulsive liar... then she gave me a titwank and sucked me off in her office."

Changed your profile name to Walter Mitty

Admin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fit blinds for a living and had a job at the local convent which is being refirbished.

Due to cutbacks head sister insisted that costs must be reduced and that all nuns must paint there dormitory without getting paint on their habbits.

The nuns had the great idea (as they are all girls) to paint naked, hence no paint would be spilled onto their clothes. They duly carried out the task starkers, when I arrived and knocked on the door I heard a meek voice say "who is it?"....... "Blind Man" I shouted through the closed door. The sisters had a conflab and decieded what harm could it do as I was blind and would not see them in a naked state.

"Come in" shouted the voice, on entering I said "nice tits, now where do you want your blinds!!!!" True story, or is it??

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

"Luckily you have a female Doctor

Who says he has

He said she sucked him office in her office.

Who said the NHS was rubbish lol"

But he's a compulsive liar so maybe just maybe he lied about his doctor being a she

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Did I every tell you about the time I won ayers rock in a raffle?

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