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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, we needed to pop to the supermarket this afternoon, I text J and told him to let me know when he'd finished work and I'd meet him outside the house...

So there I was, ready and waiting

He pulls up

Windows rolled down

Leans over

And shouts..."How much?"

He's grinning as I type this cos he thinks he's hilarious...

I think it's a fucking good job I have a sense of humour or he'd be picking his teeth up out of the foot well of the car.

Cheeky cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

How much did you tell him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much did you tell him?"

The truth...

That if I was to charge, he couldn't afford me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm glad this thread flopped...cos he thought it was brilliantly comedic....i just think he's a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fairness, I thought I'd was pretty darn funny

well done J

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

To be fair, that sounds like every boy I grew up with. And most of the ones I know now.

And actually one of them did that to me last year.....

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I'm glad this thread flopped...cos he thought it was brilliantly comedic....i just think he's a dick

And yet you're still with him...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be fair, that sounds like every boy I grew up with. And most of the ones I know now.

And actually one of them did that to me last year.....

The humour of the male eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm glad this thread flopped...cos he thought it was brilliantly comedic....i just think he's a dick

And yet you're still with him...

Of course!

I will get my revenge

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Sorry but I chuckled

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To be fair, that sounds like every boy I grew up with. And most of the ones I know now.

And actually one of them did that to me last year.....

The humour of the male eh?

Predictable and yet so adorable

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry but I chuckled

You're not sorry....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry but I chuckled

You're not sorry...."

she's got your number

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sorry but I chuckled

You're not sorry....

she's got your number

Funnily enough .....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry but I chuckled

You're not sorry....

she's got your number

Funnily enough .....

She has..... among other things that used to just belong to him

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"To be fair, that sounds like every boy I grew up with. And most of the ones I know now.

And actually one of them did that to me last year.....

The humour of the male eh?

Predictable and yet so adorable

You called?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sorry but I chuckled

You're not sorry....

she's got your number

Funnily enough .....

She has..... among other things that used to just belong to him

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To be fair, that sounds like every boy I grew up with. And most of the ones I know now.

And actually one of them did that to me last year.....

The humour of the male eh?

Predictable and yet so adorable

You called?

I refer you to Lu's Male humour comment.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry but I chuckled

You're not sorry....

she's got your number

Funnily enough .....

She has..... among other things that used to just belong to him

And yet you don't deny it.....

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"To be fair, that sounds like every boy I grew up with. And most of the ones I know now.

And actually one of them did that to me last year.....

The humour of the male eh?

Predictable and yet so adorable

You called?

I refer you to Lu's Male humour comment.....

(gasps in horror) You cut me deep, Posh....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To be fair, that sounds like every boy I grew up with. And most of the ones I know now.

And actually one of them did that to me last year.....

The humour of the male eh?

Predictable and yet so adorable

You called?

I refer you to Lu's Male humour comment.....

(gasps in horror) You cut me deep, Posh....

I mean it with affection....

And no one I know any more says that except me! Yay!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sorry but I chuckled

You're not sorry....

she's got your number

Funnily enough .....

She has..... among other things that used to just belong to him

And yet you don't deny it.....

Erm... nope

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry but I chuckled

You're not sorry....

she's got your number

Funnily enough .....

She has..... among other things that used to just belong to him

And yet you don't deny it.....

Erm... nope

I'm totally taking more by the way

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